I can believe it of you Gelo, though!

So your admitting your into watching those kind of things huh?

@Kharaen: Rawr!

We know you do Gelo, you got the virus from it from a thread here

I told you before! I thougth MILF was Moro Islamic Liberation Front! I was researching that group back in college and I got curious. Hoooonest!

So, I wake up this morning after a creepy dream, the details of which I don't want to bother to elaborate on since they make no sense.

I notice my hand kinda..itches. On the left side of my left hand, there's like..two...something's sticking out.

I tug at 'em (smartttt), and I realize it's just skin. So, I peel it off. Hardly anything.

THEN I notice the shape and alignment of both things.

It was a spider bite. Cue freaking-out mode.

That thing had to be g HUGE. I'm soooo not going to sleep tonight until.

... That's so very creepy.

Right about now, I hate life in general. There are things that need to die and things that need to be made right, and they won't, and they'll stay wrong, and glorious people will destroy themselves and I can't do a ing goddamn thing about it and I wish I could cry but I can't.

My boss irritates me to the point of distraction.

He uses catch phrases every other word... "we want the low-hanging fruit" "it's all about the long tail" and so on. Everytime I hear it I want to strangle him.

When explaining an idea or something, he'll say "You with me so far?" or "Do you agree with that?" or "Do you get what I'm saying?" in between EVERY sentence. EVERY ONE.

JUST SPIT THE IDEA OUT! I'M NOT 3 YEARS OLD! IF I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING I'LL STOP YOU AND ASK !!!

You used two ! Some divine law has been broken here. Fear for all, Noola is angry and not laughing!

Preach it, sister.

Mine also likes to use the phrase "gotcha" as a noun.

"The gotcha with that idea is..."

It wouldn't be too bad if it weren't his default way of making observations.

Why aren't those in the funnies?

I hate people who talk like that. I had one teacher who said "Ok?" after nearly everything, and I was sorely tempted to get up, pick up my entire desk, and then lob it at his head in a fit of psychotic rage.

Somewhere in this thread is a post where I used like six or seven s.

+ me =

You were dreaming about Viravain, weren't you? Her goddess powers noticed, and reprimanded you. *sagenod*

Also, you know what's actually worse? In WoW (or anywhere online, actually, now that I think about it), my friend uses lol more than he uses punctuation, and it drives me freaking crazy.

"Ixi, look at this! lozl"
"What?"
"It's freaking lol hilarious. lol"
"If you say lol again, I'm going to nail your tongue to the ass of a cadaver."
"LOL!"

I use 'lol' a lot when I chat and in emails and blog entries and so on. I don't use it on these boards, cause there's so many nifty laugh smiles, especially my fave:

Everytime someone types "LOL", God kills a kitten.

Now for my annual "LOL" usage.

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

You don't like kittens...

Curiously, "rofl" annoys me even more than "lol".

Unless it is used sarcastically. Actually, now that I think of it, anything used sarcastically suddenly becomes acceptable. Bizarre.

I love kittens. But I also dislike internet slang in most forms.

I have six wonderful cats. General Peanut Butter is the best cat I've seen in years.