Noola. What. The. .

Can't you have an avatar that doesn't scare me?

I think you used up all of your kittens and then some.

I've actually said ROFL outloud. As a word.

When Tekora and I had our fun little Avatar throw-down, I decided I really liked this one too much to not use it!

And on a less amusing note... I just locked my keys in my car and I don't have any spares. Not sure what I'm going to do about it... Guess I'll have to call a locksmith or something... and shell out who knows how much money I don't have to spend at the moment.

See if you can find someone who knows how to jimmy it open with a clotheshanger

Why is Rigormortis an affliction? That makes no sense. Rigor mortis ONLY occurs after death.

It's a fantasy world. Deal with it.

THIS NEW FORUM SKIN SCARES AND CONFUSES ME. SOMEBODY HELP, I THINK I'M HYPERVENTILATING.

I wasn't able to.

But I still got my keys out! I wrapped a wire hanger around the end of my mop and squeezed through the broken side window on the van - which opens about 8 inches and after a few trys (like for a good 20 minutes! It was harder than I'd thought it was going to be! ) managed to hook the keys and pull them out of the ignition. I almost dropped them off the hanger and onto the floorboard of the passanger side front seat, and boy that would have blown, but I didn't and now I have them!

It's funny, the guy who sold me the van had, instead of getting the window fixed, had the door it's in jerry-rigged so that you can't open it or manually unlock it from the inside, you have to use the button on the keyring. Which is why, despite the fact I was able to squeeze the top half of my body into my vehicle, I was still unable to get the door open!

me too, I tried to change the skin but it doesn't work when I try to look at topics

Why are there undead viscanti running around? Sheesh, they must have Rigormortis 24/7!

Psh. Simple explanation. Magic.
Slightly less simple explanation, something to do with the Taint.
I mean, I can argue about the Taint or magic hindering the effects of death and whatnot, but not for rigor mortis as an affliction.

Perhaps I should be more specific. I just don't like the name rigor mortis as an affliction for living people. Might make sense for it as an affliction for undead, but does this mean that whenever you are afflicted with rigor mortis, you die and come back to life? And there is no way I can use magic as an explanation for this. Perhaps someone can.

Magic causes that. There, simple. It really isn't a "death only" situation. Its just a chemical state in the muscles of the body, which really isn't so hard to believe in an affliction. And it also makes sense for Basin scholars to refer to it as rigor mortis even in the living, given that it would be identical to that which occurs in the dead.

LMAO is the best acronym and emote.

Go in-game and do it.

You know you want to.

I certainly like when people do it. It's a good laugh.

I keep trying to submit my kick-ass poem into Bardic, but it won't go through.
Why do you hate me?

I think I've ruined my life.

I'm such a bitch.

I'm sorry, Narses.

Try me locking my keys in the car at my buddy's house the last time it actually managed to run. It was late, we'd been playing video games and stuff, and I'd stayed over two nights, so I wasn't in the best look or shape. Me: in bondage pants and a ripped shirt with bright blue hair, my buddy:a skinny hispanic kid in old jeans and a torn shirt, and another friend: looking perpetually stoned all the time...with a clotheshanger and a screwdriver, trying to get into an old white cadillac at 3 am...

It took me two hours to convince the cops it was -my- car and we weren't trying to steal anything.

Patriots! Letting the Colts score 18 points in under 12 minutes? WTF.

I wish I could bring myself to care about the Superbowl this year. It's so much more fun if it matters.

Damn you Ravens! Good job stopping them getting touchdowns. Now stop the ing field goals, morons!