Ok, doctors, and holidays make me sick. No joke, every holiday for the last ten years I have gotten sick before, or on. This one was no different. I have been getting ear aches on and off for a few weeks. Go to the doc after two weeks of this and what do I get, 'oh it's nothing'. Three weeks-'still nothing'. It's ruining my karma, I can't hear the phones in the office half the time. And Aleve takes way to long to be of use.

Winners get announced when the PMS is over and I can be in a good mood enough to sit still and re-read through all of them and go through the checklist of requirements for each. As well as figure out what the hell the prizes are. Without a million other questions and tells coming in for urgent problems while I'm doing it! So...there, it's officially announced...stop asking me!

Wish the vet had told me about the mysterious extra two months of chemotherapy beforehand, the ers.

I love people who make plans to hang out, we go hang for a bit, and then simply because I know how to dye hair...I get carted off to someone's house to recolor their bedamned head some other color, or array of colors, for a six-hour back and forth chemical fiasco in which I can't breathe from all the dyes and bleaches, my clothes get splattered with the blacks everyone must have, and I get to see the 'happy' drugstore/Sally's Beauty Supply/WalMart clerks over and over as more kits and chemicals are bought for a moron who PICKED THE WRONG COLOR WITHOUT ME ALONG IN THE FIRST PLACE. -sigh- Two color strippers, a bleach kit, a brunette kit, a black kit, a red kit later...I'm tired and my EYES ARE BURNING.

We can hope their hair falls out I guess?

or you could use your powers of hair manipulation and MAKE it fall out

You're a nasty piece of work. I like you.

I was tempted to blindfold them, explain that I was using a new hair technique and pull out the shears and SHAVE IT ALL OFF.

They had me up until nearly 6am -cries-

give them a 'Britney Spears'

How would she do that? Steal their underwear, loan them a trailer and a tank top, and convince them that Planned Parenthood is a sin?

I was gonna say shave their head, but that works too

...

Wow.

Yeah, darkside points for that one, teehee.

This is the "I just dropped something on the floor and can't quite be bothered to pick it up" smiley. I get that look a lot, I just don't wear crowns.

This is the "OMG, my crown fell now over my eyes and I'm FREAKING BLIND!!!" smiley. This could come in handy if your crown is usually a size too large.


This is the "Please sis, no more makeup. I'm 15 now, I can't be your doll forever!" smiley. Please don't use this smiley, TMI about your sibling relationships.


The "did I just see a bee fly into my beer can? I really hope not. Should I risk it?" smiley. I freaking hate when this happens, but I'm not sure we need a smiley for it.

Ok, I just have to say, Heathrow airport SUCKS!!! I have never felt so angry at an airport before. Thank god the British airways planes were comfortable. *shudder* Never using London as a connection again if I can help it....

you to my sister and brother-in-law, who think it's no big deal I cleaned their room, which has been a mess for at least four months, and took half my day to do. YOU GUYS ARE PIGS, I AM SORRY I DIDN'T WASH THE DISHES AND DIDN'T TAKE THE LEAVES OUT OF THAT DISH - IT ALL CAME FROM YOUR EFFIN' ROOM.

New signature!

Someone push Edencebastard into the burning pits of Nil please.

With pleasure.