Lack of rants.

by Jack

Back to The Real World.

Ista2007-02-25 21:20:38
QUOTE(Druken @ Feb 23 2007, 02:40 PM) 385503
Plot: I am going to lunch with my friend on campus, as I live in an apartment a little distance away. It's right after a medium-sized blizzard, but late enough in the afternoon for the plows to have been relatively thorough in most areas. I chance the drive, and realize the error of my decision when I reach the campus drive.

University police, "Looks like you got yourself into a nice accident here. Is that the Miller Road sign under your right tire, sir?"
Me, "Uh, yea. What's with the roads? Nothing's plowed here, and it's, like, 3 pm."
University police, "Oh, well. We don't necessarily plow these roads until the students have cleared out for the day. We can't risk colliding with them! And plus, there's enough salt on them. You shouldn't have had a problem."
Me, "Ha. Yes. My mistake. The, uh, mounds of salt should have been enough traction. Sorry about the sign."

*The passive-aggressive banter went on for a good half hour until the tow truck came to take my beautiful car off to the shop, where I learned that I had $2500 damages. A week went by, then two weeks. Then three before the insurance agency finally adjusts everything the way it should have been adjusted when we switched to Allstate in the first place, months ago, and they're ok to begin working on it.*

Me, "Hey, Dad- have the insurance guys done their thing yet?"
Dad, "Well, yea. They've been working on your car for a week, and it should be done."

*A week goes by. Then another!*

Dad, "Uh, hey. It'll be done by this coming Tuesday; there was a part they needed, but didn't order properly, so that's the hold-up. You're fine walking still, right?"
The moral of this story-

Always. Skip. Lunch.


Sorry, but the moral of the story is: Always Walk To Uni. People are -crazy- at mine. I take the bus, but whenever someone gives me a ride, I end up in the back, hiding, and rocking in a fetal position as I try to pretend everything will be alll-right. People tend to ignore traffic lights, students tend to do weird swirly crossings to get to class, in the middle of the road. I think it's like this in every school. They still should have plowed.

Rant: I've not slept one full night of sleep in two weeks.

Xenthos2007-02-25 23:53:39
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Feb 25 2007, 03:50 PM) 386002
Since he is on or near the equator, his country would most likely be aseasonal, no 'summer' and 'winter' but rather climate changes would be determined by the amount of rain falling, dry groups of months or rainy months. Rainy groups of months called ‘monsoons’ in some places.

Wouldn't that kind of be my point, Wesmin? If it's closer to aseasonal, then why the shock about summer being in February?
Unknown2007-02-26 08:30:11
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Feb 25 2007, 03:11 PM) 386001
Then why the heck did you ask about summer in February?
He was curious about having a hot summer in February because he doesn't have summer in february, or summer at all. I fail to see a problem with Archer's curiosity of climates in other parts of the world.

Edit:I myself am curious about global weather patterns, though this really isn't the thread to be talking about that I guess, so I won't digress into that.
Diamondais2007-02-26 12:33:58
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Feb 26 2007, 03:30 AM) 386163
He was curious about having a hot summer in February because he doesn't have summer in february, or summer at all. I fail to see a problem with Archer's curiosity of climates in other parts of the world.

Edit:I myself am curious about global weather patterns, though this really isn't the thread to be talking about that I guess, so I won't digress into that.

Start a thread in Real World discussing peoples climates. Might hold a bit of interest with some at least.
Unknown2007-02-27 02:17:25
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GlobalAssClown

If you can find the time to do so, please watch at least a bit. Thank you.
Tael2007-02-27 03:17:48
QUOTE(Ista @ Feb 25 2007, 04:20 PM) 386005
Sorry, but the moral of the story is: Always Walk To Uni. People are -crazy- at mine. I take the bus, but whenever someone gives me a ride, I end up in the back, hiding, and rocking in a fetal position as I try to pretend everything will be alll-right. People tend to ignore traffic lights, students tend to do weird swirly crossings to get to class, in the middle of the road. I think it's like this in every school. They still should have plowed.

Rant: I've not slept one full night of sleep in two weeks.


Whoever goes to college in Maryland.. *point Forren and some others..* should know that people can't drive at all in Maryland.. Especially in Towson. Ych. I always walked in Towson, but.. eh.. Walking isn't good either. Landed me in the hospital two months ago. But I don't want to discuss that.. Towson is the 2nd biggest College Town in America, according to.. uh.. some guy. But it shows.. the traffic is horrible.. and the roads look like a four-year old constructed them.
Unknown2007-02-27 03:30:24
QUOTE(Salvation @ Feb 26 2007, 09:17 PM) 386408
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GlobalAssClown

If you can find the time to do so, please watch at least a bit. Thank you.
jawdrop.gif I feel violated just from watching that, that was so cruel.

A warning to anyone else watching that to steel yourself.

I think I'm going to curl up with a good book and a blanket for an hour or so, and try to think of happy things.
Diamondais2007-02-27 03:31:16
QUOTE(Salvation @ Feb 26 2007, 09:17 PM) 386408
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GlobalAssClown

If you can find the time to do so, please watch at least a bit. Thank you.

No more pork for me. sad.gif
Xavius2007-02-27 03:59:27
Someone broke into my car last night. No windows broken, no damage to the car, and only a few things stolen. Yes, I acknowledge I was lucky.

However.

They took 4 CD's (meh) and this. That, my friends, is a Disto. I measure stuff for a living. It's rather important that I can measure rooms quickly and accurately, which makes that a rather important tool!

Now, how many of you knew what a Disto was before you saw that link? No, that is not a rangefinder with a laser pointer strapped to it, like you'll find at Home Depot. These babies are gorgeous. They also cost $650. And none are in stock here in Omaha. Work was lots of fun, let me tell you. I learned all sorts of tricks with tape measures today.

Ok, so, if any of you grow up to be thieves, will you at least not be stupid about it and 1) not take people's tools, and 2) not take random electronic gadgets that you don't recognize? You can't pawn a Disto. Seriously.
Anarias2007-02-27 07:10:42
I want a Disto now. It sounds nifty. Typical that thieves would take that and leave the car in perfect condition.

My rant is about the idiot pharmacy technicians I have to talk to all day. They call for all kinds of reasons but ultimately they're asking for information which is protected by law. In order to share it, I have to confirm a few things to make sure confidential patient information isn't given out inappropriately. In my pharmacy technician course this was explained in great detail.

It seems like no pharmacy tech I talk to has ever heard of HIPAA or confidentiality. I want to help them solve their problems. I really do. But I can't/won't break the law to do that. The constant whining about why I'm asking for seemingly unrelated information is really really dumb. They should no better. That they apparently don't is concerning.
Daganev2007-02-27 07:26:40
QUOTE(Xavius @ Feb 26 2007, 07:59 PM) 386447
Someone broke into my car last night. No windows broken, no damage to the car, and only a few things stolen. Yes, I acknowledge I was lucky.

However.

They took 4 CD's (meh) and this. That, my friends, is a Disto. I measure stuff for a living. It's rather important that I can measure rooms quickly and accurately, which makes that a rather important tool!

Now, how many of you knew what a Disto was before you saw that link? No, that is not a rangefinder with a laser pointer strapped to it, like you'll find at Home Depot. These babies are gorgeous. They also cost $650. And none are in stock here in Omaha. Work was lots of fun, let me tell you. I learned all sorts of tricks with tape measures today.

Ok, so, if any of you grow up to be thieves, will you at least not be stupid about it and 1) not take people's tools, and 2) not take random electronic gadgets that you don't recognize? You can't pawn a Disto. Seriously.



Maybe it was your competitor trying to make it look like a random robbery tongue.gif
Unknown2007-02-27 07:29:15
My rant? My censor.gif boyfriend broke up with me when I have no means or place to move out to for the next few months. Because the censor.gif drove every last real friend I had nearby away.

Me - > butcher.gif Him -> behead.gif
Anarias2007-02-27 07:45:00
QUOTE(Linwe @ Feb 27 2007, 12:29 AM) 386469
My rant? My censor.gif boyfriend broke up with me when I have no means or place to move out to for the next few months. Because the censor.gif drove every last real friend I had nearby away.

Me - > butcher.gif Him -> behead.gif

sorrysign.gif comfort.gif
Arkzrael2007-02-27 08:02:43
QUOTE(Linwe @ Feb 27 2007, 01:29 AM) 386469
My rant? My censor.gif boyfriend broke up with me when I have no means or place to move out to for the next few months. Because the censor.gif drove every last real friend I had nearby away.

Me - > butcher.gif Him -> behead.gif



-frowny without crowny-

That's...well, men are complete and utter censor.gif. I can't place myself as head of relationship advice, because I've been in all sorts of holes and don't seem to learn anything but one simple lesson...

KICK HIM IN THE censor.gif AND MOVE ON

hug.gif
Arix2007-02-27 08:06:07
not all men are like that, don't be a hater
Arkzrael2007-02-27 08:22:42
QUOTE(Arix @ Feb 27 2007, 02:06 AM) 386473
not all men are like that, don't be a hater



You're right. The good guys are taken or gay.
Shorlen2007-02-27 08:26:10
QUOTE(arkzrael @ Feb 27 2007, 03:22 AM) 386475
You're right. The good guys are taken or gay.

Or don't want to deal with women who are haters : P
Arix2007-02-27 08:27:26
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Or don't want to deal with women who are haters : P

QFT
Forren2007-02-27 08:28:31
QUOTE(arkzrael @ Feb 27 2007, 03:22 AM) 386475
You're right. The good guys are taken or gay.


Some of us aren't taken.
Shorlen2007-02-27 08:30:07
QUOTE(Forren @ Feb 27 2007, 03:28 AM) 386478
Some of us aren't taken.

Worst pick-up line ever, dude.