Midgets = short, hence the "grow up"...

I thought it was funny.

Oh....

You can do better

Fine, I'll get off my stool and put these four dictionaries back in their shelves.

and THAT was better!

I love combo decks, but I keep getting really fun ones that I can't actually play against real people, because they concede as soon you start the combo. I understand that with something like Sunny Side Up, it's basically just me goldfishing my deck for the next five minutes, but I'd like to actually do it ONCE, maybe, instead of just in practice.

I HATE RICH SNOBISH TEENAGERS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ORDERING ME AROUND AND THE FACT I MIGHT BE ASKED TO BECOME MANAGER. that!

I hear ya' sister. I hate shows about rich snobbish teenagers/adults in general. Being rich doesn't make you interesting, kthnxbai.

Once upon a time...

I had decided to leave the Wildes finally. I left without a goodbye post, and explored the world anew. I decided, hrm, Magnagora should be fun!, and joined the city. Shortly after, Kalodan enemied me to the wilde, and posted a public note declaring me as the most vile traitor ever. I sort of expected something like that, so I hummed and continued on. I decided Magnagora just wasn't for me and left the city. Shortly after, Dylara killed me. I figured I deserved it for leaving the Wildes, so didn't ask her about it. Then she killed me again! So I asked her if she was angry at me or something. She said I had stolen the Wilde's most sacred treasure and that I would be killed over and over until I returned it. I told her I never stole a thing in my life! She responded by killing me again. Kalodan then told me how happy he was that I had finally gone traitor, then he came to kill me too. Soon after, Ixion started to kill me. My father! So I asked him, 'Dad, what's your problem?!' and he responded, 'You stole Magnagora's most awesome artifact and you will be killed until it is returned.' I didn't understand all this stealing stuff. I hadn't stolen anything. The the most renowned thief in the Basin came to me. She kicked 99 of my vials out of my pack. They fell to the ground. Then she reached into my rift and took all my herbs. She frowned. Just at that time, Kalodan shouted, 'Kharaen, where have you hidden the Wilde's most precious treasure, the 51 hoover vials? We will keep killing you until you hand them back!' And right after that, Ixion shouted, 'Traitorous daughter! Give back Magnagora's pusblossum plants before I tear your head off again!' The thief smiled, and pulled something out of her vest. An oddly shaped vial...and a bloody leaf filled with sores...I gasped. She had them all this time! She then took out her rapier and thrust it through my breastbone into my heart. I could feel it falter, and finally halt. With my last breath I muttered, 'Why...Sevz..?' 'You didn't think I actually liked being your slave, did you?' And then everything went black...

Kalodan, stay OUT of my dreams!

Wish I had the dream I had featuring a giant scorpion jumping out of a mirror and into Amarysse's back at some point. Maybe she still has the messages I sent immediately on waking up.

...Kharaen..SHH!...they can't know who took them...you were supposed to be my scapegoat...

I bet you were just Kalodan's scapegoat!

..wait...why would I work for Kalodan...

Wait. I killed you three times? Obviously a dream.

Your dislike only extends to two deaths, then?

No. I think I'd be hard pressed to kill someone alone.

Kharaen, I'm not alone anymore. SOMEONE ELSE WHO DREAMS ABOUT GRIEFING!

My sleeping pills don't put me to sleep, but I swear I get the freakiest dreams when I take them o.0

1 monthish ago stuff in the forums. Wow so much activities!

Oh god. It's so hot outside. Gardening. Bleh!