Lack of rants.

by Jack

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Jack2008-08-05 22:17:16
QUOTE(Yrael @ Aug 4 2008, 08:18 AM) 540694
I suspect you were him. Someone performed a Frankenstein experiment, leaving him with the body of a scrawny british emokid and you are powered entirely by mice and what human misery you cause, a miasma of darkness you can reap at will anywhere in the world. Or possibly just by coke and chips.

Damnit, now I'm doing it too.

Well they encourage your complete cooperation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it, honestly, I'll be here for a while
So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
So give them blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood

A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful censor.gif (oh thank you!)
I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood...
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love
Moiraine2008-08-05 22:24:31
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Aug 5 2008, 10:05 PM) 541465
Moraine, meet Death.


No freaking kidding. blackeye.gif

Seriously though, is that considered normal, or did I maybe contract sensitivity from an invisible toxin, or is Moiraine just that much teh suck, or what?
Ashteru2008-08-06 15:02:14
Having to eat about 3800 calories a day to ensure good musclegrowth. -.- I don't even manage to eat half that, I am not used to it. ugh.
Saaga2008-08-06 15:09:50
Men "taking care of themselves" is fine until they start eating only cottage cheese or replacing initial parts of their diet with protein bars.
Ashteru2008-08-06 15:24:48
Real men drink protein shakes. Protein bars are for pansies who need to chew on something. :X
Moiraine2008-08-06 17:15:29
Men and their oral fixations. rolleyes.gif
Desitrus2008-08-06 17:46:22
It's sensitivity. Stay deaf and that won't happen (at least initially).









PS: Ashteru loves the protein shake
Ralanbek2008-08-06 20:32:37
gf is on roadtrip from houston to california with aunt and she's in Roswell right now, and i'm nerd-jealous.
Yrael2008-08-07 09:50:04
QUOTE(Jack @ Aug 6 2008, 08:17 AM) 541472
Well they encourage your complete cooperation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it, honestly, I'll be here for a while
So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
So give them blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood

A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful censor.gif (oh thank you!)
I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood...
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love

Got tired of sneaking retards into sperm banks, eh?
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Aug 7 2008, 01:24 AM) 541681
Real men drink protein shakes. Protein bars are for pansies who need to chew on something. :X

Protein shakes are only for those who aren't eating properly in the first place.
Like me.

Ashteru2008-08-07 23:12:31
QUOTE(Yrael @ Aug 7 2008, 09:50 AM) 541911
Protein shakes are only for those who aren't eating properly in the first place.
Like me.

That's why I drink them too. tongue.gif
Bhiele2008-08-08 00:36:47
I hates that my new job has a zero tolerance policy for cell phones and for internet surfing. It's one thing to take my internet away, but my texting too?! Do they expect me to actually work while I'm at work? shocked.gif
Shaddus2008-08-08 00:39:35
QUOTE(Bhiele @ Aug 7 2008, 07:36 PM) 542180
I hates that my new job has a zero tolerance policy for cell phones and for internet surfing. It's one thing to take my internet away, but my texting too?! Do they expect me to actually work while I'm at work? shocked.gif

Don't feel badly, my job, we can have cell phones. But if we do, the tiny metal dust gets into them, and within a few weeks, our phones die.
Unknown2008-08-08 01:22:48
My stepdad talked to me for two hours telling me that if I want to have a successful life I have to be Catholic.

"There are consequences for your actions, Gabby, and it'll cost you friendships. Your choice, not mine. Your life, not mine. Your afterlife, not mine."

He told me that if the religion subject is brought up at school and they talk about Christianity, that I should just pretend I'm Catholic -- or become Catholic -- to avoid embarrassing myself and our whole family.

"College friendships you make for life, and if you're going to complain about having no friends, don't give people a reason to not be your friend. Seriously, Gabby, just stop being Pagan and become Catholic. You'll be friends with everyone in church, the Pope, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, God, what more do you need in life?"

"Pagans are miserable and pathetic people who worship Satan, I still don't understand why you are one, but if you're going to keep following that sort of Satanic crap, don't censor.gif about having no friends in college."

This coming from my stepdad, who is going with me to Salem on the 12th. I wonder if he'll say things like that while there. rolleyes.gif


PS: Him treating me like this has gone on for years, and I'm still not used to it. blackeye.gif
Shaddus2008-08-08 01:26:18
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. wink.gif
Unknown2008-08-08 01:27:09
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Aug 7 2008, 08:22 PM) 542200
My stepdad talked to me for two hours telling me that if I want to have a successful life I have to be Catholic.

"There are consequences for your actions, Gabby, and it'll cost you friendships. Your choice, not mine. Your life, not mine. Your afterlife, not mine."

He told me that if the religion subject is brought up at school and they talk about Christianity, that I should just pretend I'm Catholic -- or become Catholic -- to avoid embarrassing myself and our whole family.

"College friendships you make for life, and if you're going to complain about having no friends, don't give people a reason to not be your friend. Seriously, Gabby, just stop being Pagan and become Catholic. You'll be friends with everyone in church, the Pope, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, God, what more do you need in life?"

"Pagans are miserable and pathetic people who worship Satan, I still don't understand why you are one, but if you're going to keep following that sort of Satanic crap, don't censor.gif about having no friends in college."

This coming from my stepdad, who is going with me to Salem on the 12th. I wonder if he'll say things like that while there. rolleyes.gif
PS: Him treating me like this has gone on for years, and I'm still not used to it. blackeye.gif
The correct response is: Sorry dad, I thought Catholics believed in loving their neighbors as they'd love themselves. I also thought the meaning of Catholic was universal, and that they'd not socially crusade against those who follow different faiths than they. You know, like that pope of yours teaches.

I used to be Catholic and have a good enough respect for the people who make a good effort to follow their faith. Those who don't but preach it unto others will burn in accordance with their own teachings. Something about false prophets if I remember...
Druken2008-08-08 01:28:53
YAY MCR! GOOO JACK!
Unknown2008-08-08 01:29:21
QUOTE(Eldritch Ex Machina @ Aug 7 2008, 09:27 PM) 542203
The correct response is: Sorry dad, I thought Catholics believed in loving their neighbors as they'd love themselves. I also thought the meaning of Catholic was universal, and that they'd not socially crusade against those who follow different faiths than they. You know, like that pope of yours teaches.


Really? 'cause, I thought it was,

"Dad, leave me alone, and get the heck out of my room before I light your Star Trek VHS's on fire"?

Because, I mean, that made him leave my room rather quickly...
Saaga2008-08-08 10:09:11
Coming from another Pagan - know their Bible so that you can answer back in witty quotes. *bugs Spouse the student of the Science of Religion for a few juicy ones*
Yrael2008-08-08 10:24:44
It's a pity that something that gives hope to billions (shut up Verithrax. I don't care if it's false hope. We don't know what'll happen, and if we just cease on death, then it won't matter, will it? Take your atheist propaganda and shove it) can be so easily corrupted.
Saaga2008-08-08 10:41:09
In all seriousness, I have tremendous respect for those who are truly Christian or Catholic, or any other religion all the same - it is just the certain lack of tolerance associated with some individuals that irks me and lowers my tolerance, resulting in such.

What I meant essentially is that knowledge of say, Christianity, is never harmful. Knowledge and research can result in interesting debates that broaden the view of both - that is, if both are willing and tactful, which is certainly not so in the case of Myrkr's stepdad - and well, Myrkr's response wasn't the best either.

EDIT: And I am not an atheist.