Wait, what's wrong with table tennis? I liked table tennis in school! And it's not like it's strictly easier than regular tennis, it just tests a different set of skills.

Singapore not standing much of a chance to begin with.

My stepdad wants me to dye my hair...

Strawberry blonde?

He didn't say what color. But he's telling me I should do it sometime soon...

Ignore it.

He told me if I don't I'll probably get harassed in college. 'cause I'm starting to get white hairs.

Then you should get a really bright, really gaudy color that'll come out after 5-10 washings. Like Crayola green. Smile, do a little spin, and ask if he likes it.

Solution: Dye your hair pristine white and resume the process of ignoring your stepdad.

He sounds like a knowitall. Probably be best to ignore him.

My wife gets a small ( and I mean SMALL, like 6-10 max) amount of white hairs at the top of her bangs, and she dyes her hair all the time, like once every two weeks.

And I only see them when she points them out. Personally, I think it's sexy.

Psh, take Xavius' idea a step further. Do a section of your hair in a different colour, until it's like some sort of rainbow thingy.

And get it into a mohawk.

Pink. Don't forget to take and post a picture.

But seriously, WTF? My country is known for being intolerant and nobody'd ever think to harass someone over a few white hairs. In fact, most unis are supposed to be full of tolerant folk, no?

Uni?

NYC is very big on looks. My stepdad even dyes his hair, and he's 56 years old! It's also the reason why I feel very large, even if my weight is "conveniently placed".

So... since it's seeming like I'm probably going to have to dye my hair or risk having no friends in college because NYC is full of very shallow people...

Strawberry Blonde, Green, Rainbow, Pink? Taking more suggestions.

Burnt orange.

Or as my frined randomly picked "Vibrant golden yellow like, almost spanish orange."

Texas Longhorns?

Basicly, maybe a bit darker.

Pristine white! Guaranteed to shut a stepdad up.

Dye half your hair pristine white, the other half pure black, and make the fringe a vibrant rainbow.

You can think up what to do with your pubic hair.