I've devoured all the food in this house, and I'm still hungry. Right now, I'm polishing off some cheese and goldfish, but they won't satisfy me for long. If they do at all.

That's nice. I'm in love with my ex who's currently in an "open relationship" With my roommate. Which means that my roommate's allowed to sleep with other guys, go out when and with who he wants, and basically act as if he weren't in a relationship. And my ex can too, but won't. Not that I could take advantage of the situation if he would, since I have this thing about interrupting even fake relationships. By which I mean that if I try it I feel so guilty I make Gloms look like they'd frequent a garden planted jointly by Lady Maylea and Ialie and enjoy it. The catch 22 is that if I DON'T try to show him I care, He gets cold and distant because of time. If I DO try to show him I care, He feels uncomfortable and gets pushed away. The odds are more stacked against me than your average Celestia raid. And I can't do a damn thing about it but break.

*breathes*

EDIT FOR CLARITY: The roommate's a lying, cheating, manipulative whore, but he has my ex's ear completely, so there's no talking to either of them about it ever, or the roommate silently accepts it to your face, then gossips about you behind closed doors.

Two Rants...

1. Yummy pancakes being too yummy. I ate 15 of these 5-inch diameter pancakes, and now feel sick.

2. I was thinking of making a Hospital or PsychWard mafia game, but I'm not sure people would bother with research in order to play it. I have an idea for another type of mafia, but I'm not sure if I want to use it yet. Opinions would be appreciated.

The Michael Phelps parade is today, and the road right through the middle of Towson is closed for it. So inconvenient, yet another reason to dislike the guy >_<

OMG! I just got the funniest picture in my head of Acrune sitting in a car, in traffic, shaking his fist at the parade and screaming, "Damn you, Phelps! Damn Yooooooou!" I scared my guiniea pig with my laughter.

God, I am so easily amused this morning.

Here, Noola, Just For You!

Aww! I love laughing jag baby! It makes me laugh all the time. I've only been awake for twenty minutes this morning and I've already laughed myself to tears. Awesome!

Randomly sending a tell IG to someone I don't know at all and freaking out at them telling them to go to bed, only to realize I don't know their timezone or them that well.

Well. Timezone freaking out was justified, they should be in bed!

... no idea why I decided to do that to them, though, and I feel like an for it... it's probably the hour of sleep over the last three days...

I'm really sorry, you-know-who-you-are!

Rant One: I realize I rant a lot.

Rant Two: Nightmares.

My roommate having waaay too much to drink...

And I forgot the video camera...

Insomnia.

>.<

This is a recurring rant.

Chronic Migranes

headaches!

Holy what the are these people thinking with these ads?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5aSUcU3YA

That crap is responsible for so much obesity in current times it is ridiculous.

"Hi there! My name is High Fructose Corn Syrup, and I want to make you bigger than a Good Year Blimp!"

That's really disgusting. Someone should sue those people to hell, seriously.

High fructose corn syrup is exactly as bad for you as white table sugar, and for exactly the same reasons. Refined simple sugar. Doesn't mean it's good, but the demonization is actually uncalled for. Gram for gram, same number of calories, same spike in blood sugar.

Except that none of that is presented in such a manner in these commercials. If they could be drinking giant big gulps of regular Mountain Dew and not have it be name-brand enough to be a Mountain Dew commercial, they would. Similarly, the "same spike in blood sugar" doesn't take into effect that table sugar is broken down differently than corn syrup later on in the ol digestive system.

My Real World rant: The message boards are being hella stupid the last few days. Taking 3-5 minutes to load a page, loading with errors, not loading at all, WTF? And it's not my connection cause it's like this at work and at home and at both places I have fancy broadband highspeed internet.

It's annoying!

I AGREE!