I hate stupid nit-picky clients who get all pissy because their nit-pickiness is causing difficulties. Stop being so dam nit-picky! It works for everyone else we work with so it's good enough for you too!

Says the one complaining her DVDs are out of order.

My rant: After 2 weeks of gradually fading away, my back pain has suddenly resurfaced, bad enough that I walked to 7-11 to get Aleve today

Edit: Plus, if I'm going to see a doctor, I need to do it soon because my benefits are changing to the fun fun consumer driven health plan that involves me paying 100% of the first $2600 of health expenses (excluding preventive care) each year.

Meanie, spotting my hypocrisy and pointing it out!

And Back Pain sucks.

Needing someone to talk to and knowing that my choices are either asleep or random people who don't care very much and would sooner get laughs from me getting hurt than actually trying to listen or care.

For some reason, my itunes no longer has any music on it. Guess I know what I'll be doing later today.

Apple just banned Canadia. Come2USA

I'd just do without, seriously, had it.

Rushing through getting ready, looking nice, driving through traffic for fourty minutes all just to have someone take 5 seconds to take a picutre of me. WTF, at least schedule it when I can, you know, wake up LATER than 7 in the morning just to get there on time.

Pron waits for no man.

Mine does.
Also, it wouldn't happen without me. I love my cam.

Now there is a frightening thought. A bear with a shaved groin dancing infront of a webcam, singing "Too sexy for my shirt" while he shaves off yet more hair and drizzles himself in honey. You're still a taedae, right?

wot

Having to mod my GHWT drumset with a pocket knife and superglue because Acclaim sucks balls.

God I hate you, soulless machine.

Ok, so last night, it was like below 30 degrees and I turned my heater on high. Today though, it was 57 degrees, which is still cold, but not cold enough to need a heater on high, obviously. However, my heater was on high all day because I forgot to turn it off before I went to work this morning.

It is so freakin hot in my apartment right now!

There's an episode of House on where this guy's various body parts are swelling. First it was his tongue, then it was his eye. Lastly it was one of his... erm... and it exploded.

I'm a female, and I'm feeling sympathy pains.

Old

Not to mention it's a fever dream sequence.

I'm sick and feverish.

I can't walk on my right ankle for more then 15 seconds

I will forever have the image of Hancock's orgasm punching holes in the roof of his trailer burned into my brain.



Obviously you're a filthy sinner. Repent, stop supporting gay marriage, abortion, non religious schooling, evolution, select your Sin Of The Week and the Lord will heal your ankle.

Sorry, encounter with my first grade A lunatic today. He was howling bible verses from the middle of a big chess board in the mall.