STOP PILLAGING MY PHOTOBUCKET.

Also, go read headtrip. Standard female comedy. Yet, hilarious.

Edit: Incidently, twilight is agood book. IUn the same way that eating an entire tub of ice cream with that instant harden chocolate topping is good, along with a glass of sapphire bombay gin+tonic.

Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to say goodbye to the testicles of our good friend, the vampire. He started off in Brahm Stoker's 'Dracula' as the pinnacle of terror, the ur'example of an undead monster, and the tradition carried for many, many years through many wonderful (and not so wonderful) authors (personally, my favorite is Steven King's 'Salem's Lot'). And then, with horrible, inexplicable rage in her eye, along came Anne Rice with a pair of oversized garden shears, and turned the vampire from a terrifying being into a misunderstood emo kid. This trend has continued ever since and has culminated in the travesty that is Twilight. Let us hope that future vampires can overcome their castration.

Amen

The Man Festival! Hilarious!

My friend reads the Twilight series voraciously. I told her I'd heard it was a terrible book, and she actually agreed: "It's one of those really poorly-written books that no one should read, but I can't stop reading it!"

It's one of those books.

I just got off the phone with my friend I'm having Thanksgiving with... We won't be eating until around 5pm!

Everyone in my family has always done Thanksgiving where you get up at like 6am to start cooking so the turkey and all the sides are all done by lunch time. I was already feeling weird not starting my cooking until 10am so it would be done by the time my friends came to get me at 12:30. They haven't even started their dressing yet! Everyone knows you make the dressing the night before so all the flavors have a chance to mingle and settle!

Next year, we're doing it at my place dammit!

5 PM is kinda early Noolies. Most of us eat 6+

Yeah, I usually have dinner after 8pm. Though this comes from my old work shifts and my grandparents demanding we all eat dinner together and having to wait til 8 or 9pm just to eat dinner.

For my fellow Twilight-haters, I suggest you lol yourself to death.

Not for something that's meant to be eaten at lunch! (At least the way I was raised. )

But it was all extremely wonderfully tasty, even if it was all late in the day!

Oh my God, hahahaha:



That is just... so good.

Also, my sister's sickness is worse than I thought. Not only did she read Twilight in front of me, but she owns all three books in hardcover with the special edition crap tagged onto it.

What is happening in the world!!!

P.s. I did not have time to cook the book and stuff the turkey with it. But luckily I didn't, we probably would have died from stupidity.

Oh Jane Austen, you so crazeh

Now I just want to read the books out of curiosity

It will sink its claws in you and devour you, steal your soul and other unpleasant actions.

Otherwise, I enjoyed the later two books. The first weren't so great. I'm more a fan of The Host than the Twilight Series that Meyer wrote.

Really? A Wal-Mart employee got trampled today when unlocking the doors this morning? How pathetic. I hope every single customer who ran into the entrance during that time gets charged for murder and maybe that'll smarten people up.

It won't even have an impact on people at large. It's impossible for that kind of thing to register with the kind of people who would do it in the first place until it happens firsthand.

Two guys also shot each other at a Toys R Us.