Lack of rants.

by Jack

Back to The Real World.

Lekius2008-12-18 02:08:27
QUOTE (Harkux @ Dec 17 2008, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My tongue is swollen, therefore I am doing a whole lot of slurring. Kinda like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age, actually. That's what my stepbrother compared me to.

So I decide to call my good friend Lekius for comfort.

Buttmunch laughed at me sad.gif He's such a bully to me.


I didn't laugh AT you so much as laughed without you joining in. And I helped you through it so I think I redeemed myself.

You're welcome!
Harkux2008-12-18 02:14:05
QUOTE (Lekius @ Dec 17 2008, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't laugh AT you so much as laughed without you joining in. And I helped you through it so I think I redeemed myself.

You're welcome!


Pfft.

<3
Diamondais2008-12-18 02:23:38
I ruined my Fable 2 disc, luckily I got it with the EB warrenty against scratches. One of the few I got. hide.gif
Jigan2008-12-18 08:00:39
My mom baked cookies today. She left them in the oven. When I decided to bake a pizza after coming home from work tonight, I turned the oven on. I burnt iced cookies, the good and thick sugar cookies with the sweet icing on top.

dazed.gif
Aison2008-12-18 08:52:36
I haven't picked up a math book since December of my junior year of high school shortly before I said ' censor.gif this' and dropped the class, favoring English and Literature courses over mathematics. I have recently decided to go back to school which requires taking a mathematics placement test. Since my marks in math were utterly terrible in high school (I skirted by on low Ds), and since I only retained 5% of the information they threw at me during school, I pretty much have to start back at square 1. It really is in one ear and out the other for me; I remember why I dropped the math classes to begin with: they make me feel like a hopeless moron. sad.gif

So for this placement test I have two weeks to study and have to cram everything from integers to the more complicated crap right back into my head. Hopefully this time it will stick. But yeah, two weeks and three maths books to plow through.
Unknown2008-12-18 10:54:53
QUOTE (Aison @ Dec 18 2008, 03:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I haven't picked up a math book since December of my junior year of high school shortly before I said ' censor.gif this' and dropped the class, favoring English and Literature courses over mathematics. I have recently decided to go back to school which requires taking a mathematics placement test. Since my marks in math were utterly terrible in high school (I skirted by on low Ds), and since I only retained 5% of the information they threw at me during school, I pretty much have to start back at square 1. It really is in one ear and out the other for me; I remember why I dropped the math classes to begin with: they make me feel like a hopeless moron. sad.gif

So for this placement test I have two weeks to study and have to cram everything from integers to the more complicated crap right back into my head. Hopefully this time it will stick. But yeah, two weeks and three maths books to plow through.


I hate math too, but at least I do have things up to date. And I'm not in college. comfort.gif
Noola2008-12-18 13:47:57
QUOTE (Jigan @ Dec 18 2008, 02:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My mom baked cookies today. She left them in the oven. When I decided to bake a pizza after coming home from work tonight, I turned the oven on. I burnt iced cookies, the good and thick sugar cookies with the sweet icing on top.

dazed.gif



Why would your mom leave iced cookies in the oven? That's just asking for trouble, cause who checks the oven before turning it on? I know I never have in my entire life.
Ilyarin2008-12-18 14:02:07
I do. :|
Desitrus2008-12-18 14:34:09
QUOTE (Aison @ Dec 18 2008, 02:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I haven't picked up a math book since December of my junior year of high school shortly before I said ' censor.gif this' and dropped the class, favoring English and Literature courses over mathematics. I have recently decided to go back to school which requires taking a mathematics placement test. Since my marks in math were utterly terrible in high school (I skirted by on low Ds), and since I only retained 5% of the information they threw at me during school, I pretty much have to start back at square 1. It really is in one ear and out the other for me; I remember why I dropped the math classes to begin with: they make me feel like a hopeless moron. sad.gif

So for this placement test I have two weeks to study and have to cram everything from integers to the more complicated crap right back into my head. Hopefully this time it will stick. But yeah, two weeks and three maths books to plow through.


DARN MATHS GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Noola2008-12-18 16:10:20
So, I get to work notice strangers in the office and a god-awful smell. I ask, "Who's that?" and "What's that smell?" and Kelly the IT guy tells me that there's a gas leak and that guy is the Centerpointe Energy dude who's here to fix it.

So, I'm like, "Why the hell aren't we outside or something then? I really don't feel like catching on fire or exploding today."

The bossman says, "Well, the gasman says it might not be a gas leak, it might be a carbon monoxide build up."

So, I'm like, "Well, why the hell aren't we outside or something then? I really don't feel like passing out and suffocating today either."

No one answers this question, except for the bossman to say, "It's not that bad, I don't even smell it."

Well, first of all, you can't SMELL carbon monoxide! ohmy.gif Not that I think it's that, cause I do totally smell it. Anyway, the gas man is roaming the office with a little meter, taking readings all over and I suppose that it's safe enough or he'd have made us leave or something. But I told my boss that if I develop a tumor or something, I'm blaming him.
Ilyarin2008-12-18 16:15:21
That's ridiculous! Gettouttathere!
Morhgor2008-12-18 16:18:15
Light a match.

...But don't really, obviously.
Noola2008-12-18 16:27:33
Ok, so, the gasman left, without saying anything to anyone, so I'm gonna assume it's no danger from gas or carbon monoxide. Though, the smell is really startin to make me feel a little nauseous. The bossman and Kelly the IT guy think that what it is, is fumes from the office remodeling in the next office over. Fumes from paint and adhesives. Guess that won't make anyone explode, but I bet I have a god-awful headache by the end of the day. sad.gif
Ayisdra2008-12-18 16:43:39
QUOTE
So, I'm like, "Why the hell aren't we outside or something then? I really don't feel like catching on fire or exploding today."


Is it bad that I thought of gorgogs and some peolple making your head explode when I read this? Keep in mind I didn't read the first sentence before hand really...
Shurimaru2008-12-18 16:44:15
lol@gasman

(It just reminded me of the song "Jazz Man.")
Reiha2008-12-19 01:41:57
Nuuuuuuuuuu.

I sent my sister MSN voice clips of me singing/forgetting the Rick Roll lyrics and something about frosty censor.gif s, and now the smart butt saved the clips and is threatening to send them to our friends D:
Casilu2008-12-19 08:17:47
QUOTE (Reiha @ Dec 18 2008, 05:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nuuuuuuuuuu.

I sent my sister MSN voice clips of me singing/forgetting the Rick Roll lyrics and something about frosty censor.gif s, and now the smart butt saved the clips and is threatening to send them to our friends D:



I would post them on Youtube.
Aerotan2008-12-19 09:21:33
Freaking colds.
In the desert.
Unknown2008-12-19 20:23:29
My computer is slow and irritating. When is that laptop going to arrive? sad.gif
Fania2008-12-19 21:28:02
Yeah, Kial, It is more annoying when you say it twice.