You have an alt whose name starts with tel That's as bad as sya!

did you just imply that he needs to grow a plug in his colon made of dirt, leaves and other organic materials?

Ever tried having something that starts with ash? I get like 5 misstells a day, and always like Blahblah tells you, "Ardrak Geomancy."

Yeah, I do. I bet this is how Telrath feels too...*glares at Ashteru* One of those mistells was from you...

I made an alias a LONG time ago that is the word "tel". It does #say Don't tel, tell! None of you have gotten any of these from me!

I hate that when I take my swords of death and go kill newbies that their blood splatters all over my evening gown and I have to spend ours getting blood and guts of my pretty rainbow clothing.

The awesome might of my ego makes me forget the names of people pretty fast, usually. So don't feel bad if I didn't send you a miss afterwards. If I did, feel honoured and fall to your knees in whorship.

That's ok, Mr. Crazy Person.

Can't resist the Ash-charme.

You sure about that?

Why newbies?

EDIT: Ok i get it. They dont have much blood yet compared to others, less splatter on your gown.

Try a name that starts with low. I get tells alot with "magic cast red."

Ugh... no. The "charm" makes my head hurt.

Ash-Charm + the Ildaudid =

Duh, I'd be worried if it worked on straight dudes!


Now.....hava cracker!

I hate faecall spam.

Shakaya begins to sing an enchanting song.
A pixie turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A sprite turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a wood nymph.
A wood nymph turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps the mother.
The mother turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a leprechaun.
A leprechaun turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a brownie.
A brownie turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A sylph turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pigwidgeon.
A pigwidgeon turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A banshee turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pooka.
A pooka turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps the crone.
The crone turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.

Can't these lines be combined?

ING DISCONNECTING AT THE ING WATER ARCHWAY AS I ING TRANSVERSE AND THE AQUA KILLING ME HAD IRC MINIMISED WHILE I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE.



EDIT: Not that it's the aqua's fault, but that REALLY pissed me off, especially after I died earlier (jumped for no reason, but can deal with that) and spent ages trying to get all that power and experience back. And this right after a celestine keeps running in, killing something and running out again so we have zero chance of stopping repeatedly while I'm trying to talk to people, because it's easier to just be a pain in the arse than to actually raid properly and achieve anything other than annoying people.

I never thought I'd see the day.

What?

I always thought you were sweet and innocent. I picture you wearing a gingham dress, and flicking the cherry off the pie and only eating the cream. I picture you skipping down the lane, knees scabbed, a smile for any stranger who crosses your path.

I don't picture you sat there screaming and ranting and swearing. You're too goddamn nice to do that.