There are three balloons. A daddy balloon. A mummy balloon. And a baby balloon. Every night, when the balloons go to bed, the baby balloon sleeps in between the mummy and daddy balloon.
It's coming up to baby balloon's fifth birthday, and daddy gets to thinking. "Hrm.." he thinks. "Hrmm. I think baby balloon's getting too big to sleep with us," he says to mummy balloon. She agrees.
So that night, daddy balloon tells baby balloon that he's got a whoole room to himself, and that, because he's a big boy and is too big to fit in mummy and daddy's bed, he'll have to sleep there from now on. Baby balloon winges a little, but goes to bed and falls asleep. Mummy and daddy balloon go to bed.
Late in the night, baby balloon wakes up after a horrible nightmare, and looks around thinking: "I don't like this! I want to sleep with mummy and daddy.." He sneaks back into their room, and tries to fit in between them. To his shock, he finds he's too big! "I wonder..." he thinks.
Getting up off the bed, he goes to daddy balloon and carefully undoes his knot a little. Some air comes out. Baby balloon does it back up again. He tries to fit in, but he's still too big! He walks around to mummy balloon, undoes her knot. A little air comes out. He does it back up, and fervently tries to squeeze himself between his parents.
"Still too big!" he grumbles, exasperated. "Ooh, there's an idea!" he thinks. Cautiously undoing his own knot, he lets some air out, then does himself up again. Trying once more to squeeze between them, he finds out he's now a perfect fit. He falls fast asleep, in the comfort of his parents.
In the morning, baby balloon wakes up to hear daddy balloon yelling at him.
He's yelling: "Excuse me, mister! Me and mommy are very upset at what you've done! We discussed this; you're a big balloon now and you have to sleep in your own bed, and I just want you to know: You've let me down, you've let your mother down, but most of all.. You've let yourself down."
It's coming up to baby balloon's fifth birthday, and daddy gets to thinking. "Hrm.." he thinks. "Hrmm. I think baby balloon's getting too big to sleep with us," he says to mummy balloon. She agrees.
So that night, daddy balloon tells baby balloon that he's got a whoole room to himself, and that, because he's a big boy and is too big to fit in mummy and daddy's bed, he'll have to sleep there from now on. Baby balloon winges a little, but goes to bed and falls asleep. Mummy and daddy balloon go to bed.
Late in the night, baby balloon wakes up after a horrible nightmare, and looks around thinking: "I don't like this! I want to sleep with mummy and daddy.." He sneaks back into their room, and tries to fit in between them. To his shock, he finds he's too big! "I wonder..." he thinks.
Getting up off the bed, he goes to daddy balloon and carefully undoes his knot a little. Some air comes out. Baby balloon does it back up again. He tries to fit in, but he's still too big! He walks around to mummy balloon, undoes her knot. A little air comes out. He does it back up, and fervently tries to squeeze himself between his parents.
"Still too big!" he grumbles, exasperated. "Ooh, there's an idea!" he thinks. Cautiously undoing his own knot, he lets some air out, then does himself up again. Trying once more to squeeze between them, he finds out he's now a perfect fit. He falls fast asleep, in the comfort of his parents.
In the morning, baby balloon wakes up to hear daddy balloon yelling at him.
He's yelling: "Excuse me, mister! Me and mommy are very upset at what you've done! We discussed this; you're a big balloon now and you have to sleep in your own bed, and I just want you to know: You've let me down, you've let your mother down, but most of all.. You've let yourself down."
QUOTE(daganev @ Jun 13 2006, 06:49 PM) 297744
n an experiment conducted in Britain, people around the world were invited to judge jokes on an Internet site as well as contribute their own.
The LaughLab research, carried out by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.
And here it is...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Read the goddarn thread before posting.QUOTE(Ytraelux @ Jun 13 2006, 10:50 AM) 297746
Read the goddarn thread before posting.Huh?
oh wierd.. didn't see that after reading the thread 3 times...
But anyway, its not as funny in that format. Things are more funny if they are close to 103 words. (Its been scientifically proven!)
But anyway, its not as funny in that format. Things are more funny if they are close to 103 words. (Its been scientifically proven!)
What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of watermelons?
You can't unload a truckload of watermelons with a pitchfork!
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" The second one says, "Holy
! A talking muffin!"
You can't unload a truckload of watermelons with a pitchfork!
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" The second one says, "Holy
! A talking muffin!"