She sounds pretty nice. Though, I do miss old Terentia sometimes.

I was bored and ended up looking up the difference between matron and patron a while ago, and for the purposes we're using the words for, I think patron would be the better word to use...

patron-
1 One that supports, protects, or champions someone or something, such as an institution, event, or cause; a sponsor or benefactor: a patron of the arts.
2A customer, especially a regular customer.
3 (also pä-trn) The owner or manager of an establishment, especially a restaurant or an inn of France or Spain.
4 a A noble or wealthy person in ancient Rome who granted favor and protection to someone in exchange for certain services.
b A slave owner in ancient Rome who freed a slave without relinquishing all legal claim to him.
5One who possesses the right to grant an ecclesiastical benefice to a member of the clergy.
6 A patron saint.
matron

matron- : 1: a married woman (usually middle-aged with children) who is staid and dignified
2: a wardress in a prison
3: a woman in charge of nursing in a medical institution

Eugh...! How could you miss that thing?

When I found out what the word matron meant in middle school, I was also taught that most women do not like to be called a matron these days.

Because she and I have the same scathing sense of humor. And she's sweet, in the "I hate you and hope you fall off a cliff" kind of way.

Looks accurate enough to me

Ayup, She's a matron alright.