I'm jealous.


...NOT.

And, er, Arix isn't here so I'm going to copy the five things he says to newbies. From memory, here we go...

1. Buy lots of clothes.
2. ??
3. Profit!
4. Verithrax is a good source of clothes, intelligent conversation, and new purposes for your life as a member of his suicidal cult.
5. Trill rock. And now they can PREEN. I think. Well it's been a while since they added the PREEN emote.

The Worst YTMND ever. Worst than Chunk Reflects Star Wars Blaster Shots, and Chunk Truffle Shuffle's Up an Earthquake.

I like this guy.

Yah. WoW forums make you intelligent

LEEEROY JEEEENKINS!!! *runs into a pack of astral mobs*

Ahem. Welcome!

I can just see someone overlinking their own node before a widenodes event, screaming "LEEEEERRRRRROOOOOYYYY!" as everyone glides up and dies.

Actually the whole O RLY? birdie thingy was funny. See, Imperian's forums should...take a few lessons and tame themselves with Lusternia...dear god O RLY? birdies are used quite a bit but they are vicious over there...like...a PACK OF WOLVES!

ANYWAY

1. Good job going Glom...glom rocks. But of late I haven't been around with Ksil because...I will be killed by Yeralih...
2. Welcome! have fun, stay long, get a few brain cells deleated by shear amazement at some people's stupidity.
3....Buy credits!
4. Oh! Go Trill...


HAVE FUN!

Where the hell is all this Trill propaganda coming from all of a sudden?

"We're humans with feathers! OMGWTFPLLLLZZBBQ!"

Folkien, you win.

It was only a matter of time.

Since Verithrax completely buggered up my list, I felt compelled to dig up the actual list and revise it

1. Don't snuggle Arix.
2. Don't judge people based on what city or commune they are from.
3. Trader Bob is the spawn of Kethuru and you should get your potions from other people.
4. Scholars and pilgrims are a reliable source of income and karma, as are the supplicants, if you choose Celest.
5. Don't poke Arix.
6.Don't poke Munsia, or refer to her as a cow, unless you have a deathwish, or can run really fast.
7.Verithrax is a reliable source of socks. for everything else, find a GOOD tailor
8.Don't bother Arix, unless you are starving, you need booze, or you know a dirty joke, limerick, or haiku that I haven't heard yet.
9.Trill kick ass. And now we can PREEN
10.Fluffy kittens are evil. Evil, I tells ya.
11.Don't poke Daevos. Unless you can outrun him
12.Buy from Arix's Mobile Liquors. BUY NOW!!!
13.profit!
14. There is no number 14
15. remember number 14

Damn.

Apologies for the irony, but it's spelt S-H-E-E-R.

(I'm the self-appointed pedant-boy on the forums, by the way, Natarm. I don't think it counts as trolling...)

Yet another reason Trill rock: they have electrical resistance. Woot.



I actually did something similar.... WHEE run around astral OSHII A LINKED MOB I kill it! Yay! agh I'm dead, yay vitae, move on, lather rinse repeat.

I think it was because a certain Kaervas was linking and running without cleaning up his mess and I was but a single sphere behind. And then I forgot to sip vitae..... >.< lost over 60% on that.


Welcome, and do as we say, not as we do!

yet another reason why Trill Rock: They are f'ing insane

1. Natarm doesn't snuggle, he murders.
2. F'ai Glomdoring!
3. Yes. Yes he is. I learned the hard way.
4. Yes, they are. Money...so good.
5. Natarm doesn't poke, he jabs. Preferably in the face.
6.Don't call Natarm a cow. He will kill you
7.I'll keep that in mind.
8.Don't drink, but I might be able to fake a naughty haiku.
9.Trill are the spawn of Kethuru.
10.Agreed
11.Don't debate with Daevos either. He will one shot you.
12.Candy is dandy, and liqour is quicker, but women can give you intelligent conversation.
13.Man, I could go back to Jersey and make myself a profit.
14. Kethuru F'tagen!
15. I am the voice of He who is called I Am.

Fixed.

but insofar as I'm aware, it's mostly just me and arix (if arix is still trill or am I brainspazzing again?)



I sense brutal, insane feathery doom headed your way.

Can I bother Arix?



And hey, welcome. Trill rock, and will continue to for all time. Just have fun, dont get too tied up in this secondary life.

only if you do it as Diamondais and/or meet the requirements as listed above