Just make sure I don't ever get my hands on uranium, then.

Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the candy store! It is Vix, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

Hmm testing out with full name
Zang! Who is that, prowling along the cliffs! It is Clise Aristata, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"

Thanks, but I think I'll pass on the goodnight hug.

Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the plains! It is Silferras, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to torment you harder than God thought possible!!!"


Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the icy wasteland! It is , hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel roar, her voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"


..Those scalpels are stalking me.

Sprinting through the icy wasteland, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Crylia! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to beat you so painfully, you will not be able to see straight!!"


Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is (real name), hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"

Prowling across the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Sarrasri! And she gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to you until time and space have no meaning!"


Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Ashley, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"

Sprinting out of the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Cyaece! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to punch you in such an inhumane manner, you will see ultraviolet!"


Striding over the mountains, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Faethyr! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"


Hark! Who is that, skulking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Silqun, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to spank you like a rabid gangsta b****!!!"

For Saran:
Skulking along the plains, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Saran! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!" (probably better with A god)

and for me
Skulking through the terrain, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Grant! And he gives a low howl:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

EDIT:
Nearly forgot Malach
Striding along the mountains, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Malach! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you so hard, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

Zang! Who is that, striding over the mountains! It is Tuek Myeras, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars thunderously:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"

Striding over the mountains, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Soll Peulus! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking amidst the tarmac! It is Shamarah, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams ominously:

"I'm seriously going to pound you so thoroughly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"

Skulking over the tundra, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Arix! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

Sprinting across the desert, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Arix Carthan! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to pummel you in such an inhumane manner, your timbers will shiver!!"

and the one that actually fits a Nihilist:
Running amidst the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Penitent Arix Carthan! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to torment you beyond capacity, and then some!!"

:rofl: Mine rocks!

Running amidst the mountains, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Ryld! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm seriously going to hump you faster than the speed of sound!"

I can't belive this came up Veo will understand why

Skulking amidst the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Ildaudid! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy until my loins find satisfaction!!"

Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the steppes! It is Richter, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!"

Striding on the mountains, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Sylphas Talnara! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

Striding on the terrain, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Lani! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to bruise you until the laws of physics are violated!!"


Amusing..as I couldnt kill a fly.

Striding through the freeway, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Stagar! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

Striding on the tarmac, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Karrack! And he gives a low howl:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy until there is no more hope!"

Stalking through the terrain, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Karrack Braydar! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!


i love this thing!