Thinking of an Artifact Auction

by Estarra

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Unknown2006-07-10 05:58:31
I want a pet hobo similar to the beggars of magnagora that will stab you in the face causing blindness, pox and aeon just because and if you cure it he'll fart you in the face and give you black out, 25% poison, 25% asphyxiation(sp?) and 50% unstopable damage

and if you give him enough whiskey to get a level 79 constant drinker alcohol poisoning he'll be inmune and have his stats increased for a day, but he'll scream "DA HOOCH" constantly every 10 seconds non-stop

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Good lord how I love that one
Ildaudid2006-07-10 06:32:55
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jul 10 2006, 01:58 AM) 306142

I want a pet hobo similar to the beggars of magnagora that will stab you in the face causing blindness, pox and aeon just because and if you cure it he'll fart you in the face and give you black out, 25% poison, 25% asphyxiation(sp?) and 50% unstopable damage

and if you give him enough whiskey to get a level 79 constant drinker alcohol poisoning he'll be inmune and have his stats increased for a day, but he'll scream "DA HOOCH" constantly every 10 seconds non-stop

Good lord how I love that one


roflmao.gif Any pet that walks up and stabs you people in the face randomly would be awesome biggrin.gif
Ixion2006-07-10 08:57:48
Wand of Illusion would be nice.

Icarus, you do realize how much one would go for, if it was going to be auctioned, don't you? I'm guessing it'll go for 1000cr, bare min.
Diamante2006-07-10 11:34:23
QUOTE(Xavius @ Jul 9 2006, 10:53 PM) 306140

No! Passive blackout. Or aeon. I wanna be overpowered like a guardian champ, too!



Me too sad.gif though shuck wins life for coolness
Sylphas2006-07-10 12:17:38
I can't believe he killed Dr. Hobo. crying.gif
Icarus2006-07-10 12:41:13
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jul 10 2006, 04:57 PM) 306166

Wand of Illusion would be nice.

Icarus, you do realize how much one would go for, if it was going to be auctioned, don't you? I'm guessing it'll go for 1000cr, bare min.


I went up to 1200 credits last auction, and still lost to Melancthon. mad.gif
Unknown2006-07-10 14:50:23
QUOTE(Sylphas @ Jul 10 2006, 07:17 AM) 306186

I can't believe he killed Dr. Hobo. crying.gif

He's not death, damnit mad.gif sad.gif
Estarra2006-07-15 01:50:58
Since we've changed the "buff" system to be weighted rather than 1:1, I am now reconsidering artifacts that improve attributes, i.e., artifacts that add to the weight.

Just a thought....
Shamarah2006-07-15 02:02:07
QUOTE(Estarra @ Jul 14 2006, 09:50 PM) 307873

Since we've changed the "buff" system to be weighted rather than 1:1, I am now reconsidering artifacts that improve attributes, i.e., artifacts that add to the weight.

Just a thought....


PLEASE NO.
Sylphas2006-07-15 02:08:42
Damn, I have to agree with Shamarah. tongue.gif j/k

PLEASE NO.
Clise2006-07-15 02:14:55
Eh I would say no too.
Genos2006-07-15 02:34:14
QUOTE(Estarra @ Jul 14 2006, 09:50 PM) 307873

Since we've changed the "buff" system to be weighted rather than 1:1, I am now reconsidering artifacts that improve attributes, i.e., artifacts that add to the weight.

Just a thought....


whut.gif jawdrop.gif nono.gif

If you do that, this is what Lusternia will become...

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^That's Ixion swinging away after killing every Supernal with his massive amount of Strength and Health from Stat altering artifacts.
Geb2006-07-15 03:54:59
I agree with the rest of the people who have posted before me. Adding stat boosting artifacts (even if they only added to the weights) would allow anyone with the funds to maintain stat levels that only people who put in a decent bit of effort are able to do at the moment. They could also possibly return us to the same level of absurdity in stats that the new system was created to remove.
Tekora2006-07-15 04:39:23
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jul 14 2006, 10:02 PM) 307877

PLEASE NO.



QUOTE(Sylphas @ Jul 14 2006, 10:08 PM) 307881

Damn, I have to agree with Shamarah. tongue.gif j/k

PLEASE NO.



QUOTE(Clise @ Jul 14 2006, 10:14 PM) 307884

Eh I would say no too.


Quoted for effect.

PLEASE NO.
Unknown2006-07-15 04:44:58
Yes! Add +stat artifacts! Do it now.
Shorlen2006-07-15 05:29:39
Please, no. *adds voice to choir*
Thul2006-07-15 05:30:24
Don't forget the insane artifact weapons with those stat boosts.

A'pah'str'phee'rid'n, Generic Blade of Excessively Long Name

100/180/999

-Auto Charybdon!
-Double Bleeding!
-Signature Glow!

Ooh, ooh... and for the next six months give us nothing but encounters that require sixty people working in machine-like unison to achieve!

Melanchthon2006-07-15 05:31:24
Ahh, no +stat artifacts, please.

I would, however, absolutely love to see one that gave custom entrance and exit messages. That would be spiffy.
Gwylifar2006-07-15 11:41:15
Given that everything Guido says has to be reversed for the sake of sanity, that counts as unanimous.
Estarra2006-07-15 17:10:57
I notice that there weren't many suggestions for combat-oriented artifacts. Not anything that is unbalancing of course but something useful or practical that those who engage in combat may like. Ideas?