#alias parsehitstring {
hitcaught=no
sidehit=none
limbhit=none
hitstring=%subregex( @hitstring, "  ", " ")
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are hit on the (right|left) arm and get only a small bruise\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are merely clipped on your (left|right) arm for a small cut\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "The strike to your (right|left) arm barely (?:slices|cuts) through the skin\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your (left|right) arm is (?:pounded|bashed|struck) and slightly bruised\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ strikes deep into your (left|right) shoulder, which severs a nerve and causes your entire (?:left|right) side to go numb\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")
  hemiplegy
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:struck|sliced) in the (right|left) elbow, cutting deep into the bone and causing the arm to hang uselessly\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "crackedelbow")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:struck|cut) in your (left|right) bicep and blood freely flows down your arm\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")
  slicedbicep
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ strikes deeply into your (left|right) arm, which hits a nerve and makes that arm twitch involuntarily\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "piercedarm")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your knuckles are struck with a loud crack, and you drop (?:a|an) .*(athame|shield).*\\.", sidehit)) {
  #echo %ansi( 47) YOU HAVE DROPPED YOUR %ansi( 46)@sidehit%ansi( 47)! PICK IT UP NOW!
  take @sidehit
  #if (@sidehit="shield") {sidehit=right} {sidehit=left}
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are sliced in the (left|right) arm, which becomes limp and falls to your side\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "armhit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "fracturedarm")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "The (?:cut|slash|strike|hack) to your (left|right) leg leaves only a nick on your thigh\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are hit on the (left|right) thigh for a minor bruise\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are feebly struck in your (left|right) leg with the blade\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You receive only a red welt from your (left|right) leg being (?:smashed|hacked)\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "The stab to your (right|left) thigh leaves a gaping hole\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You stumble and barely stay upright as the \\w+ is plowed deep into the meat of your (left|right) leg\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You get a large bruise on your (right|left) thigh from being smashed hard on the leg\\.", sidehit)) {#exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ strikes deep into your (left|right) foot, pinning it down with .+\\. You involuntarily crumple to a crouch and can think of nothing but freeing your impaled foot\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  entangle
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your (left|right) leg is elegantly (?:smashed|struck|crushed) and swept out from under you, knocking you to the ground\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  standup
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your (left|right) leg is smacked with a force that goes to the bone\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "mangledleg")
  #echo maybe? or partially damaged?
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ strikes powerfully your (left|right) leg, and blood fountains out in a thick spray\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "piercedleg")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "(right|left) leg is completely (?:struck|slashed) through, which immediately plops to the ground, leaving only a bloody stump\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  lostleg
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ (?:slashes|strikes) the tendon above your (left|right) heel, and you scream in agony as it's completely severed\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "slicedtendon")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your (left|right) thigh bone is smashed and shatters under the force of the blow\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "legbreak")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your (right|left) kneecap is (?:struck|slashed), slicing through the bone and causing the leg to collapse\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "crackedkneecap")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are slashed in the (left|right) thigh, cutting almost to the bone and your leg to buckle\\.", sidehit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "leghit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, "slicedthigh")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ (?:hacks|cuts|slices|slashes|strikes) your (left|right) (arm|leg), striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions\\.", sidehit, limbhit)) {
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, @limbhit, "hit")
  #exe %concat( @sidehit, @limbhit, "severedartery")
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:struck|crushed) squarely in the nose, which bleeds profusely\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are dealt only a glancing blow to the side of your head from the smiting swing\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are smited in your head, leaving an ugly bruise\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are poked in the chin for a small puncture\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are cuffed lightly in the side of your face\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are pierced in the side of your face, leaving a bleeding wound\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:hacked|cut) in the cheek for a small flesh wound\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are cut in the forehead and blink away blood\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your skull is smited with a resounding crack, leaving your ears ringing and causing you to stagger\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are smited in the eye, which turns purple and swells shut\\.")) {headhit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your head snaps back as your skull is (?:crushed|struck) hard and fractures, causing your thoughts to spin\\.")) {
  headhit
  fracturedskull
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ (?:cuts|hacks|strikes) off your (right|left) ear, and blood fills your ear canal, making you somewhat dizzy\\.", sidehit)) {
  headhit
  slicedear
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your nose is savagely (?:crushed|struck) and breaks, causing blood to splurt forth\\.")) {
  headhit
  brokennose
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You cry out in pain as your jaw is (?:crushed|struck) and shatters\\.")) {
  headhit
  jawbreak
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ (?:strikes|hacks) your neck, and blood fountains out in a thick spray\\.")) {
  headhit
  slitthroat
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ (?:hacks|strikes) your forehead, causing blood to flow into your eyes and coat your entire face\\.")) {
  headhit
  slicedforehead
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ cleanly (?:strikes|hacks|cuts) off your scalp, and blinding pain and blood reverberates across your entire head\\.")) {
  headhit
  scalped
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ strikes through your neck like it's butter, and your view of the world suddenly spins wildly as your head flies through the air\\.")) {
  #echo Beheaded. Whee.
  reset
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:smashed|smited|pounded|bashed) in the chest and receive a small bruise\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:cut|sliced|hacked|slashed) in the chest for a small surface wound\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are smacked in the chest with a solid blow\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are thumped in the chest weakly\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You stagger back from the force of being \\w+ in the chest\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "The blade bounces off your sternum, delivering only a shallow puncture\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You receive a bloody gash from the hack to your chest\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are stabbed in the side of your chest, blood oozing from the gash\\.")) {chesthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:smashed|smited) in the chest with great force and hear a disturbing crunch\\.")) {
  chesthit
  crushedchest
  #echo THIS IS REALLY BAD, but, umm... WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ strikes deep into your chest, and you grit your teeth as the blade twists violently\\.")) {
  chesthit
  puncturedchest
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:cut|slashed|sliced|hacked) across the chest, laying open a flap of skin which bleeds profusely\\.")) {
  chesthit
  openchest
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You grimace in pain as your ribs are (?:smashed|bashed|smited|struck) viciously\\.")) {
  chesthit
  brokenchest
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ strikes into your chest and blood foams up from your mouth\\.")) {
  chesthit
  puncturedlung
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your chest is brutally pounded and your ribs snap under the force of the blow\\.")) {
  chesthit
  crushedchest
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are barely fazed from getting (smashed|smited|pounded) in the gut\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:cut|sliced|slashed) in the belly for a mere scratch\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are tapped in the stomach with little effect\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are pricked in the gut and bleed slightly\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "A long, bleeding rend is slashed into your belly\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You double over and can barely breathe from the force of your belly being smashed\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You are (?:smashed|struck|pounded) in the gut, and the wind is knocked out of you\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "You bare your teeth in pain as * is thrust fiercely in your gut\\.")) {guthit}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your belly opens up from the deep cut, spraying blood everywhere\\.")) {
  guthit
  opengut
  #echo maybe?
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ (?:slices|cuts|hacks|strikes|slashes) into your gut, which opens up and pours blood in a pool at your feet\\.")) {
  guthit
  opengut
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+ (?:cuts|hacks|slices|slashes) deep into your gut, and a bloody intestine partially erupts with a foul stench\\.")) {
  guthit
  dysentery
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+  plunges \\w+ blade through your gut, and you are impaled viciously on the blade\\.")) {
  guthit
  entangle
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "Your gut is struck with great force, and blood begins to foam at your mouth\\.")) {
  guthit
  vomiting
  }
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "(?:She|He) stumbles forward as (?:she|he) fails to strike you.")) {missedme}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "(?:Her|His) .+ (?:smashes|pounds|smites|slices|slashes|hacks|cuts) through the air, missing you completely\\.")) {missedme}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "but (?:her|his) (?:thrust|swing) hits your powerful aura and rebounds back into (?:himself|herself)\\.")) {rebounded}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+'s \\w+ strikes your shield and bounces harmlessly off\\.")) {parried}
#if (%regex( @hitstring, "\\w+'s \\w+ (?:smites|cuts|hacks) your shield, which completely absorbs the blow\\.")) {parried}
#if (@hitcaught="no") {#if (%regex( @hitstring, "(?:Y|y)ou")) {
    #echo -
    #echo %ansi( 75) You have just been hit by a warrior, but don't know where!
    #additem unknownhits @hitstring
    } {#additem unknownhits @hitstring}}
}