That little newbie was me. Y'all are bastards for picking on me.

Roark, riding Tux, a happy penguin, arrives from the ether.
Tux the penguin wobbles in from the ether.

Tux, a happy penguin flaps its wings a few times, lifting Roark into the skies.

Roark descends from above.

probe tux
This penguin is of the standard tuxedoed variety. If possible, he seems to be
smiling, perhaps due to the love and affection he gets from the coders who are
his best friends.
Tux, a happy penguin looks weak and feeble.
He weighs about 112 pounds.
His feedbag is nearly empty! He will starve very soon without food.
He is mountable as a mule.
He is loyal to Roark Libertas.
You see nothing in it.

Roark gallops off to the west on Tux, a happy penguin.

A small red squirrel nibbles at Veyda's ankles.
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Veyda takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
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A small red squirrel launches itself at Veyda's shins.
Veyda has been slain by a small red squirrel.
Veyda drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.
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You almost collapse in pain as a small red squirrel smashes you with a bone
crunching blow.
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A small red squirrel nibbles at your ankles.
You have been slain by a small red squirrel.
You feel soul being drawn towards your bonded animal.
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You look on in astonishment as a small red squirrel fades away into the ether.
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poke squirrel

You are dead and cannot do that.

Fear my squirrel of DOOOOOOOOM!

The squirrel couldn't kill me!

You kept running as soon as it hit you. It wasn't a case of it couldn't kill you, it was a case of it couldn't track you. Killing you would have been the easy part.

Charune has a squirrel as His pet?

Damn your squirrel Charune! It cost me a level!

(Market): Kahazul says, "That is NOT what the Holy Forge is for!"

Yes, yes I do! Wanna meet him?

Methrenton approves!

You kiss Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame, your tongues dancing with each other in melting passion.
Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame sweeps you up in a good-natured hug, holy flames tickling your skin.

Rowena Nightshade shouts, "Yes! Mock the penguin! He's a naughty penguin!"

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at Miakoda, Maiden
of the Moonhart. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters
- You attacked Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart with point cudgel -
into her flesh.
The final blow proves too much for Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, who expires,
pitifully.
You have slain Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart.
You are branded an enemy of the Collective of Serenwilde.
A bottle tumbles out of the corpse of Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.

Venting =



You will now be known as Super Shorlen Man, by order of Crossdressing Elryn
Greythane, Beloved of Yrael.

I'll pass on meeting the squirrel for now.

(Serenwilde): Astraea says, "IM NOT EMO. I just have pain that needs to be
expressed. My soul hurts like a thousand spears thrust into it with white hot
intensity."

score
Unwashed Karlmarx Opiate of the Masses
Sex : Male Race : Human
Level : 1 (0%) Rank : Neophyte
Health : 340/340 Endurance : 596/600
Mana : 340/340 Willpower : 600/600
Ego : 340/340 Reserves : 0%
Karma : 0% Esteem : 0%

(Newbie): You say, "Galt, I'm calling you out!"

You tell John Galt, "You thought you could defeat me?"

You tell John Galt, "My unwashed hordes of proletariate shall squash you! Who
is John Galt? A fraud! A charleton!"

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling
energy strikes your mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your
brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye sockets and mouth as you die in
unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Galt.

What the eff?




Galt, Arel, Arundor, Forren, Jigan, Joli, Karlmarx, Ksilrinda, Myna, Nigredo,
Nirrti, Orti, Shamarah, Thul, Veyda.


"Oooooooooh!" Myna says, eyes wide with wonder.

Myna gives you a compassionate hug.

Forren swings his arm up and high fives you enthusiastically.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You tell John Galt, "Eh?"

John Galt (Male Human).
The circumstances of His beginnings are beyond your feeble understanding.

You say, "What the eff."

You say, "Who is John Galt?"

(Celest): You say, "Who is John Galt?"

Arundor, the boring guy says, "Probably Roark."

(Celest): Forren (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Exactly."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.




And in the real game...

John Galt (Male Human).
He is 152 years old, having been born on the 25th of Dioni, 0 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He has triumphed 12 times in the combat rankings.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
His motto: 'Feel the objective might of reality!'
He is considered to be approximately 11755% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

ROFL

Where you asking "who is jhon galt" on purpose?


Back when the game started, I kept saying that Jhon Galt was the head of a giant conspirancy, and a few people kept asking who he was.

for those who don't know the refrence, look up Atlas Shrugged on the Internet.

I meant.. -who- is John Galt? Not where the name came from.

Many of the help files use Galt and Chade as "Examples" for targets and general commands.

And Roark appears to be based on the Atlas Shrugged book in general. The charachter not the player.