Fun with alternate dimensions

by Unknown

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Joli2006-07-18 00:35:52
Wraith Lane at the Necropolis gate. (road).
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
A statue of Kahazul stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. Radiating an
aura of immense wealth, a massive pile of golden sovereigns is heaped upon the
ground. Apprentice Venim is here. He wields a jade dragon wand in his left hand
and a rune bag in his right. Nigredo, The Divine is here. He wields a damning
symbol of domination in his left hand.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, northwest, and down.
You gasp and stumble as part of your precious energy reserves are sapped from
you.
A statue of Kahazul unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Kahazul unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Kahazul unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Kahazul unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Kahazul unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Kahazul unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.


ranting.gif
Unknown2006-07-18 00:40:35
If any high ranking member of Blacktalon is reading this, please get on so you can GF me to GR 3 or whatever it is to inguild. sad.gif I want to play around with that stuff.
Arel2006-07-18 00:45:38
(Nil): Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls says, "Someone dares to attack Nil at the
Pool of Stars!'"

2922h, 2922m, 2409e, 10p ex-

Forren has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Pool of Stars.
Unknown2006-07-18 00:54:05
(Market): Orti says, "Nerf bobbins! he's like ixion's and Murphys unborn spawn!"
Ildaudid2006-07-18 01:00:32
(Forren is a Griefer): Forren says, "I'm a griefer, hear me rawr."
Unknown2006-07-18 01:00:58
I want to be an overpowered guy

Omnitrans Orti please:(
Unknown2006-07-18 01:03:27
The Spawn of the Unnamable Horror descends, resting on a golden disc of pure
light.

The Spawn of the Unnamable Horror massacres Thul with primal, brutal force.

The huge, oozing mass sloshes out to the down and a feeling of relief washes
over you.

The spawn of the Unnamable Horror oozes in from the down, striking fear into
your heart.

Thul has to steady himself as the Spawn of the Unnamable Horror smashes him with
a bone-crunching blow.

Thul takes a drink from a ruby vial.

Thul, Prince of Dairuchi says, "In nega-Lusternia."

The Spawn of the Unnamable Horror bends over and picks up a group of 2 platinum
bars.

Thul has to steady himself as the Spawn of the Unnamable Horror smashes him with
a bone-crunching blow.

The huge, oozing mass sloshes out to the north and a feeling of relief washes
over you.

The spawn of the Unnamable Horror oozes in from the north, striking fear into
your heart.

The Spawn of the Unnamable Horror massacres Thul with primal, brutal force.

Soll, ILB says, "ACK."

Thul begins to flap his wings powerfully, and rises quickly up into the
firmament.

Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The forest gleams with an unnatural purity. The stars twinkle in the clear night
sky. Brennan Stormcrow paces here, his cadaverous body twitching with sudden
jerks. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a bat around
its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a spider
around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a
beetle around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline
of a wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything
here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power. Twisting shadows coalesce
here in a dark convergence, basking the area with a sense of protection. Mounted
upon a great and terrible black widow spider, a shadowlord lets his glowing red
eyes wander across his surroundings. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem
thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. Lying forgotten on the ground,
wisps of churning shadow are all that remain of a night hag. There are 9 dark
nighthags here. There are 2 eye sigils here. There are 32 slices of double-kafet
whiskey gateau here. There are 2 slices of raspberry-flavoured cheesecake here.
Mother Night, a figure of twisting shadows, towers over you. An enormous black
crow flies here with gigantic wings spread. Soll is here, weeping
uncontrollably. He wields a shimmering staff of lustrous water in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading north.

You blink.

You say, "What was that?"

(Market): Shamarah says, "..."

Viravain arrives from the ether.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Spawn!"

(Market): Shamarah says, "The Spawn of Unnamable Horror?"

Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The forest gleams with an unnatural purity. The stars twinkle in the clear night
sky. Brennan Stormcrow paces here, his cadaverous body twitching with sudden
jerks. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a bat around
its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a spider
around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a
beetle around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline
of a wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything
here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power. Twisting shadows coalesce
here in a dark convergence, basking the area with a sense of protection. Mounted
upon a great and terrible black widow spider, a shadowlord lets his glowing red
eyes wander across his surroundings. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem
thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. Lying forgotten on the ground,
wisps of churning shadow are all that remain of a night hag. There are 9 dark
nighthags here. There are 2 eye sigils here. There are 32 slices of double-kafet
whiskey gateau here. There are 2 slices of raspberry-flavoured cheesecake here.
Mother Night, a figure of twisting shadows, towers over you. An enormous black
crow flies here with gigantic wings spread. Viravain, Mistress of the Webs
hovers here, enshrouded within an ambience of unnatural darkness. She wields a
slippery trout in Her left hand.
You see a single exit leading north.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Spawn! Raging through the woods!"


Hazar2006-07-18 01:12:39

Jigan has been viciously decapitated by Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench.
Unknown2006-07-18 01:13:47
The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "Who wanted a cubix?"

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light echoes, "Me."

Seeker of the Moon, Clise Aristata shouts, "Me."

Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid shouts, "All of us."

Nigredo d'Valeros, The Divine shouts, "I'll take one."

The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "Yeah, right."

The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "You lose!"
Unknown2006-07-18 01:15:50
1694h, 2432m, 2224e, 10p ex-eat cake

You eat the Forest of Glomdoring with gusto.
You crunch through a sugary rose and sigh with contentment as the delicious
raspberry and blackberry flavours clash and run together in your mouth.
Unknown2006-07-18 01:16:02
Viravain stole my armour crying.gif
Genos2006-07-18 01:18:50
QUOTE(Arel @ Jul 17 2006, 08:45 PM) 308819

(Nil): Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls says, "Someone dares to attack Nil at the
Pool of Stars!'"


Gorgulu can actually talk? I think he should just send out a jumble of letters or something similar.
Sylphas2006-07-18 01:19:29
Charune sicced his damn dirty squirrel on me. Then replied to my issue and I can't remember how to read it. sad.gif
Joli2006-07-18 01:20:47
Viravain arrives from the ether.

Forren shouts out a happy "Yay!"

Zacc searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of
force.

Orti coughs softly.

(Market): Sylphas says, "I can see all the other tutors taking good names, and
plaughing while he cries."

Orti grovels in the dirt before Viravain.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Forren kneels before Viravain, swearing his allegiance to Her.

(Market): Shamarah says, "Better than Torili."

Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "Grovel, insects!"

A rolling wave starts to form, then suddenly subsides.


Orti grovels in the dirt before Viravain.

(Market): Sylphas says, "Nah, I like Torili."

You give Viravain the once-over, eyeing Her suspiciously.

Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "Before I douse ye in booze!"

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light exclaims, "Booze!"

Myna's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Orti grovels in the dirt before Viravain.

Myna curtseys respectfully before Viravain.

You say, "No groveling then."

Arundor waves about a bottle energetically.

Orti says, "HOOCH!"

Forren blinks incredulously at Orti.

Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "What? Mooch?"

Orti says, "I WANT HOOCH!"

The eyes of Forren glow with a white light.

The light fades in the waters of the Pool of Stars as it is drained in power.

You look on in astonishment as a massive suit of full plate armour fades away
into the ether.
Viravain reaches into the ether and pulls out a massive suit of full plate
armour.

(Market): Sylphas says, "GAH. I'm only at Expert, and that's just one skill."

Orti exclaims, "BOOZE!"

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light asks, "What is that?"

Jigan shouts, "Lady Viravain? Would You like the head of Jigan You left behind?"

Orti exclaims, "BEER!"

Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "And I want to mooch."

Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "Free armour!"

Forren grins mischievously at Viravain.

Orti says, "What?"

You see Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench shout, "No, thank you."

(Market): Shamarah says, "Myrrh plz."

Viravain pets a massive suit of full plate armour ingratiatingly.

John Galt says, "Samual Adams Brown Al."

Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "Thanks!"

Orti says, "Nooooes!"

Forren begins to wield a celestial aegis shield in his right hand.

John Galt says, "That's what i'm drinking."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Tears fill Orti's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Orti begins to weep uncontrollably.

Forren grins mischievously at Galt.

Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "Tra la la la la."

Viravain leaves to the ether.
Hazar2006-07-18 01:24:20
Veyda, King of Dairuchi
Sex : Male Race : Shadowlord Faeling
Level : 60 (23%) Rank : Glorious
Health : 2520/2520 Endurance : 4180/11500
Mana : 2700/2700 Willpower : 12400/12400
Ego : 3240/3240 Reserves : 70%
Karma : 20% Esteem : 6%
You are ranked 418th in Lusternia.
You stand tall as a proud member of the Forest of Glomdoring.
You have reached the rank of 'Ravenwood Custodian' in your commune.
You are an aide to the Minister of Cultural Affairs, and the Librarian.
You are a Warden of the Ravenwood in the Ebonguard.
The position of a Dog of War in the Ebonguard is held by you.
The position of a Watcher of Flies in the Ebonguard is held by you.
You are a Roamer of the Basin in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are a member of the clan called 'The Utterly Innocuous Society.'
You are a member of the clan called 'House of Shadows.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Captain's Club.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The High Coven of Shadow.'
You are in the Divine Order of Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench.
Your mentor is Xenthos.
You are 18 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Dioni, 116 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
You are carrying 19800 gold sovereigns.


You say, "Engaged to Nirrti, dumped for Roark, turned upon when I try to find
other love, engaged to Nigredo, dumped by Nigredo, and now...this."
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Rowena Nightshade bows to Shamarah - the lesson in Night is over.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Rowena Nightshade bows to Shamarah and commences the lesson in Night.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-sob

As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Prince of Shadows, Valarien, Shafted again says, "Our love is pure!"
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Valarien grabs protectively at Nirrti.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Rowena Nightshade bows to Nirrti - the lesson in Night is over.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Rowena Nightshade bows to Nirrti and commences the lesson in Night.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Yukari has been cut down by Elohora, Lady of the Eternal Light.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Prince of Shadows, Valarien, Shafted again says, "You can't have any!"
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-declare valariend

Valariend is not a valid person.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Nirrti the Wyrdi says to you, "Waaait, weren't you trying to break it off with
me to marry Shamarah?"
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Childishly, Valarien sticks his tongue out at you.
2520h, 2700m, 3240e, 10p elrxk-
Shamarah puts his hands on his hips and says "Huh?"
Sylphas2006-07-18 01:41:11
2964h, 3256m, 3612e, 10p exk-baptise viravain
That would be a very bad idea.
Hazar2006-07-18 01:41:50
Hard to get a good log...but nothing is so amusing as walking in on Shayle and Charune on a date in Crumkindivia.
Unknown2006-07-18 01:45:21
Smiling encouragingly, you prompt the Most Venerable Dairuchi, Shimotabi Xiim to
tell you of his hopes and fears, then relate how all his hopes can be found in
Glomdoring, and all his fears would be realized elsewhere.
The Most Venerable Dairuchi, Shimotabi Xiim slaps his knee and declares that, by
the gods, the Village of Dairuchi should follow the Forest of Glomdoring after
all!
Shouts rise up from the Village of Dairuchi, as its denizens loudly pledge
themselves to the Forest of Glomdoring.
Unknown2006-07-18 01:59:31
while I pray for salvation.. can someone induct me into glomdoring, the shadowdancers and gf me into gr 10?
Shamarah2006-07-18 01:59:34
Queen of the World, Shayle, Scarier than Hitler (Female Shadowcaster Faeling).