Fun with alternate dimensions

by Unknown

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Unknown2006-07-18 02:09:54
I wanna be a ShadowDancer!
Sylphas2006-07-18 02:30:26
Learning is SO DAMN SLOW. I want a TRANS command!! Also, being able to copy/paste from Lyntin would be fun.
Unknown2006-07-18 02:55:56
Only problem with the test server is no helpfile.
You know the commands for one guild are but when you join another you're kind of screwed lest you ask someone or have been in that guild before.
Reiha2006-07-18 03:05:29
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Mob Donness, Viravain, the Devil's own Tavern Wench says, "Lisaera was just soooo sexy, being an unshaved hippy, and all."


After I asked her why She chose Her over me...
Astraea2006-07-18 03:12:15
Pssst... in Achaea's test server they had perma free reincarnations (And you could do it when you were alive and it took no balance and you could do it from anywhere) and pray for salvation was just a rezz command and it didn't actually make you pray.


That would be neat if we had that here. Praying represses my freedom. sad.gif
Unknown2006-07-18 03:16:45
The cold, compassionless voice of Lord of the Dance, Fain knifes through the
ether, "John Tavolta, not even in his best days, can not compare to the sexiness
that is encompassed by Teh Fain."

Joli2006-07-18 03:17:12
Happy now?



(Order): Charune says, "I like your title and I demand it stays till it is
quoted."


You will now be known as My name is Joli Mes'ard, the Fallen, by order of
Charune, the Horned One.

You will now be known as My name is Joli, and I am addicted to Divine., by order of Charune, the Horned One.


My name is Joli, and I am addicted to Divine.
Sex : Female Race : Master Viscanti
Level : 64 (35%) Rank : Supreme
Health : 3244/3244 Endurance : 15120/15120
Mana : 3436/3436 Willpower : 16080/16080
Ego : 2860/2860 Reserves : 49%
Karma : 65% Esteem : 1%
You are ranked 340th in Lusternia.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest.
You have reached the rank of 'Peasant' in your city.
You are a Crawler in the Dirt in the Geomancers.
You are a member of the Seatimber Artisan Cartel.
You are a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are a member of the clan called 'House of Shadows.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Ocean Temptations.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Lusternian Diplomatic Gathering.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Black Soil Conclave.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Mes'ard Dynasty.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Iron Conclave.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Talnaras.'
You are the clan head of the clan called 'The Divine Order of Joli.'
You are in the Divine Order of Charune, the Horned One.
You are able to take on proteges.
You are 66 years old, having been born on the 1st of Tzarin, 85 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
Unknown2006-07-18 03:20:58
You know I want to join either Viravain's or Charune's order, but I'm not sure which. Cuz Viravain sent me squibbles cuz I said he rawked.
Unknown2006-07-18 03:36:32
You wildly swing a flail of multitudinous heads at Ardrak, Keeper of the
Megalith. With great force, you pound him with a resounding crack.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The blow continues into Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith's body, causing a
sickening cracking and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his
features for a moment, vanishing suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith.
You are branded an enemy of the Mighty Dominion of Magnagora.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

You wildly swing a flail of multitudinous heads at Meleris, Keeper of the Pool
of Stars. With great force, you pound him with a resounding crack.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars drops to one knee, the shining points of
light adorning his fine scaling pulsing and fading.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars says, "I am but a mere flicker among the
stars, defeating me will not stop them all..."
The blow continues into Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's body, causing a
sickening cracking and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his
features for a moment, vanishing suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Unknown2006-07-18 05:04:50
Wow, it is fun! Although everyone probably hates me now, including an unnamed divine!
Daganev2006-07-18 05:29:06
You guys are having way too much fun, I'm jealous.

And when is the unamable horror and Achaea going to become official lusternia history? tongue.gif
Unknown2006-07-18 05:32:53
I can't post most of my newer quotes. Viravain will hurt me.
Joli2006-07-18 05:37:44
Better not post what you yelled in my house.. >_>;;
Thul2006-07-18 05:38:36
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You say, "She's effectively dead."

Forren nods his head at you.

Clise waves goodbye.

Clise waves about the corpse of Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith energetically.

You say, "But she never gives the satisfaction. Also, she's Tainted to all
hell."

Forren grins mischievously at Clise.

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light says, "I thought she's Wyrded."

Rowena Nightshade descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

Rowena Nightshade mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
*** SHIELDED ***
remains hovering before her.

You raze Rowena Nightshade's magical shield with a colossal punisher flail.

Rowena Nightshade mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
*** SHIELDED ***
remains hovering before her.

Timil gives Rowena Nightshade a wild cheer!
Rowena Nightshade growls menacingly at Timil.

You raze Rowena Nightshade's magical shield with a colossal punisher flail.

Rowena Nightshade points her fingers at you, and bolts of black energy blast
from her fingertips.
You writhe as the Tainted bolts slam into your flesh.
Your limbs grow heavy and you groan feebly.

Admiral Forren, Mage of the Light asks, "How do I get rid of powersink again?"

You wildly swing a colossal punisher flail at Rowena Nightshade. With great
force, you pound her with a resounding crack.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The blow continues into Rowena Nightshade's body, causing a sickening cracking
and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists her features for a moment,
vanishing suddenly as she falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Rowena Nightshade.
You see Rowena Nightshade yell, "Mother Night, do not forsake me!"
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.

"Woot!" you shout excitedly.


Ding-dong, the witch is dead.
Unknown2006-07-18 05:40:01
Rowena Nightshade points her fingers at you, and bolts of black energy blast
from her fingertips.
You writhe as the Tainted bolts slam into your flesh.
Your limbs grow heavy and you groan feebly.

Hah.
Thul2006-07-18 05:42:30
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Jul 18 2006, 12:40 AM) 308881

Rowena Nightshade points her fingers at you, and bolts of black energy blast
from her fingertips.
You writhe as the Tainted bolts slam into your flesh.
Your limbs grow heavy and you groan feebly.

Hah.


Rowena's special. Which is the only reason she hasn't been kicked to the curb already...
Mederrach2006-07-18 08:44:01
You point your staff at Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him
and blood gushes out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
You have slain Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You are branded an enemy of the Demon Lords of Nil.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Soll2006-07-18 09:46:54
Viravain raises Her hand to Her mouth and titters girlishly.


blink.gif
Joli2006-07-18 12:03:58
I think Viravain is partially sloshed whenever she logs onto the test server. She's been acting funny..
Sylphas2006-07-18 12:09:19
Methrenton hit me for 1800+ bleeding when I accidentally shot him with my staff. sad.gif