I think Viravain is partially sloshed whenever she logs onto the test server. She's been acting funny..

I think Viravain is partially sloshed whenever she logs onto the test server. She's been acting funny..

The second sentence may or not be true, but if it is, it's hardly unexpected. Given the opportunity to act outside the usual system of rules and consequences, we all act "funny." Admins are no different from any of us in this regard. They just have better options... frigging turbo toadstomp.

As for the first sentence... I think she's sloshed when she logs into the regular server. As far as I can tell, it's policy for the entire admin team.

You are wielding a broadsword with flame etchings in your left hand and a
broadsword with flame etchings in your right hand.
You are holding:
3 lunar pipes, 5 soot-blackened tinderboxs, an Orb of Creation, 23 blank rune
stones, 11 moonstone vials, 27 beryl vials, 4 bloodstone vials, 50 coral vials,
16 emerald vials, 52 turquoise vials, 83 wooden kegs, 4 angled, short black
skirts, 2 long, stretchy black skirts, 3 black and silver tunics, 20 gem-studded
black leather collars, 2 form fitting black leather shirts, 8 shadow-black
backpacks, 13 shadowy moonstone cloaks, 8 flirty dress of black gossamers, 5
black silk blouses, 4 pairs of black webbed stockings, 55 braided leather
bracelets, 5 delicate white lace bras, 49 glittering dark ruby pentacle
necklaces, 10 dark purple lace panties, 8 key-shaped sigils, 12 flame-shaped
sigils, 10 monolith sigils, 10 eye sigils, 96 bowls of creamy chicken soup, 4
pairs of simple leather trousers, 5 silvery robes of fine spider silks, 11
energy cubes, an iron-banded club, a tall black, silver banded top hat, 2
leather vests, pearly slippers of ivory silk, a pair of delicate gold satin
gloves, 179 iridescent spores, 5 coin pouch of crystal blue silks, 2 gruesome
scalps, 8 bloody ears, 80 wide ring etched with webbings, a wooden circlet of
spiralling emeralds, 1920 spice packets in 34 groups, 7 blank magic scrolls, 15
delicate black rose navel studs, a bag of sulfur, 12 elegant white letters, 4
slender platinum katanas, 4 intricately adorned klangaxes, a pair of leather
leggings, a pair of platinum bladed scale leggings, 18 onyx feather pendants, a
platinum bladed scale jacket, a bladed platinum scale helmet, 2 light battle
hammer of silvers, an ebon helm of blackened steel, a leather frogge upon a
black silken sash, 2467 galingale stems in 20 groups, 860 calamus roots in 12
groups, 1220 wormwoods in 12 groups, 1230 colewort leaves in 12 groups, 1130
pennyroyal bunches in 13 groups, 750 chervil sprigs in 9 groups, 1142 yarrow
sprigs in 9 groups, 880 bunches of flax in 12 groups, 1660 mistletoe sprigs in
11 groups, 920 clumps of kombu seaweed in 6 groups, 840 bog myrtle leaves in 8
groups, 1130 weed sprigs in 9 groups, 2339 sage branches in 4 groups, 1090
arnica buds in 13 groups, 780 coltsfoot plugs in 17 groups, 1130 kafes in 11
groups, 610 faeleaf stalks in 10 groups, 980 clumps of sargassum seaweed in 9
groups, 2710 juniper berries in 8 groups, 2160 rosehips in 12 groups, a group of
150 sparkleberries, 80 cheddar scone with ham and honey-mustards, 2 skillfully
crafted midnight rapiers, 9 plain decks, 4 hefty shovels, 13 simple oaken pipes,
19 bloody eyeballs, a sketch of Malicia, 5 blank sketchs, 2 miniature cloaks, 10
amethyst vials, 20 pearl vials, 13 jade vials, 15 ruby vials, 7 diamond vials,
13 opal vials, 12 glowing powerstones, an eh rune, an eoh rune, a gyfu rune, a
cen rune, a ger rune, 1196 marjoram sprigs in 7 groups, 50 beryl gems in 2
groups, 2 sketchs of Murphy, 3 sketchs of Murphy, 6 sketchs of hart, a sketch of
Serrin, 3 sketchs of icelus, 4 sketchs of jolly, a sketch of Ashteru, 3 sketchs
of iriki, a sketch of Valarien, 3 sketchs of unicorn, a painting of Jolly, a
painting of the Cave of Chance, a painting of roulette halls of the Magnagora
Casino, 4 paint palettes, a figurine of Shikari, 3 spinach and mushroom quiches,
880 reishi mushrooms in 9 groups, a figurine of Pentu, 2 blank figurines, a
figurine of a wight, a figurine of Cyarus, a fine volcano-sign journal, 4 black
feathered slings, an ornate diary, 5 glittering black scrolls, 17 sapphire vials
, a painting of Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Marshal of Death, a painting of Tully,
a painting of Gwynevere, a painting of Mother Night, a painting of Miakoda,
Maiden of the Moonhart, a divinely wrapped present, a rugged black tent, the
shrunken head of Stagar, 2 elongated scimitar with etched webbings, 4 carved box
of darkwoods, a spiked abyssal flail, the shrunken head of Cohli, an exotic
rainbow cookie, 10 silk and opal chokers, 10 etched silver armbands, 9 onyx
vials, 14 wooden scabbards, a painting of spiders' larder, 2 silver longswords,
a platinum spiked morningstar, a little honey cake, a basic wooden kite shield,
4 simple silver hoops, a sketch of Citera, a sketch of Maelee, a sketch of
Xenthos, a sketch of Lomdomian, a sketch of Tenqual, a sketch of Shayle, a
sketch of Titania, a bloody looking needle, 4 slices of kafe flavoured sponge
cake, 3 wooden spikes, 2 bumblebee and daisy anklets, 4 hoops of silver and
sapphire, 5 garnet vials, a sketch of Xenthos, a sketch of Xavius.
You are wearing:
an ornately decorated suit of full plate armour, a fesix backpack, a
golden-crested greathelm.
You have 43 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 1643 items and are carrying 467540 gold sovereigns.

You possess 1337 items and are carrying no gold.

The second sentence may or not be true, but if it is, it's hardly unexpected. Given the opportunity to act outside the usual system of rules and consequences, we all act "funny." Admins are no different from any of us in this regard. They just have better options... frigging turbo toadstomp.

As for the first sentence... I think she's sloshed when she logs into the regular server. As far as I can tell, it's policy for the entire admin team.

You break off your engagement to Arundor.

You kneel before Shayle, swearing your allegiance to her.

You say, "Will you do me the honour of becoming my wife, your highness?"

Shayle shakes her head.

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
"Pretty please?" you ask, fluttering your eyelashes.

"Awwwww!" you say.

You slump down dejectedly.

Reiha kicks at the dirt dejectedly.

You sadly say, "What does he have that I do not possess?"

You say, "Besides balls."

Queen of the World, Shayle, Still scarier than Hitler says, "A penis."

You say, "Besides that."

You will now be known as Hey! I Found a Silferras, by order of Queen of the
World, Shayle, Still scarier than Hitler.