Dear Lord Charune:

If jackalopes existed in the basin, would they be Your creation, or Bollikin's? Or the result of a night of drunken Elder debauchery perhaps?

Sincerely,
Wondering About Horny Bunnies

O_o....

Dear Fain, Whats behind the mask?

Dear Estarra

Do you know the Muffin Man?

- Ginger

Dear Viravain:

Do you ever wake up covered in spider bites?

Sincerely,
Also Covered In Spiders

Dear Shikari,

Why did you leave us all like that?

Could have at least said goodbye.

Shayle

Auseklis,
What are the third, fourth and fifth ways?

Sincerly Lowe.

Dear Viravain,

Despite your evil and convoluted outlook on life, do you still sometimes get the urge to skip through your forest and sing songs with puppetmasters?

Love,
Misty-eyed for Innocence

Auseklis: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Alyssandra: Isn't that the wrong way?
Auseklis: Yeah, but faster!

Dear Methrenton,

I've never actually seen you go out of Celestia and lay the smackdown on some tainted. Why not?

Shamarah

Dear Avechna,

Could You please look the different way when I am killing people with idiotic titles?

Dear Estarra

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

- Left Home Without my Towel

Dear D'varsh;

How does one create a Vernal God?

Dear god of banks,
did my transfer to those guys go through? The money went off of my account, so I hope it did.
Broke pal

If jackalopes existed in the basin they would certanly be one of those creations I would not admit to creating. *mutters at his stupid cows getting fat and lazy*

As for a night of drunken debauchery... If you don't ask any questions I won't have to lie to you *sagenod*

Dear all the gods,

May I know your address, telephone #, e-mail, etc.

Sincerely,
Guy who wants to blackmail

and...

Dear Lord Lacostian,

When will you ever EVER return?

Love,
Loyal follower in his order

aaaaaaand...

Dear Raziela,

Do you know that the world just outside your room is an evil world where people curse at each other, kill, ruin other's lives and etc.? Just to let you know, the love you're teaching us cannot be put in real life, the only Love I know is to slay my enemies and laugh my *** off while they're praying, if you are beginning to shout that why the world is like that and crying like you've never been before not to mention the shield went down because of your despair and Ixion is just right outside to kill you, don't blame me for telling the truth.

Love,
Guy who likes to make her cry

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Psst you didn't create cows, you created might buffalo, wildebeast, oxen, yaks, and bison and civilization turned them into cows.


Yes you can blame civilization for cows!

Dear Lyreth,

When, oh when will the drama queen jokes end?

I'm wondering what lyreth will turn into when he stops being so silly.

Silly gods burn out fast, if I remember correctly.

Am I the only one who gets the horny bunnies reference? That was a great game, but I liked Xchange 3 and Brave Soul better...

Dear Raziela and Co.

Why does my symbol tempt me with awesome powers of DOOM that I an not really apply, for obvious religio-conflict-of-interest circumstances?

Yours,
Powertripping in a bubble.

Dear Estarra,

Why, oh why is it so hard to approve a custom furniture item with no function when I wave credits about? I've been a god and know how easy it is to create a single item. *sniffle*

Dear Raezon,

WTF were you thinking, telling Viravain to screw with the seal?