I'm famous!

Not really sure what he expected from Kia. Kia takes people on their word and expects them to keep it.


Edit: Ahahahahahahaha


2284h, 3436m, 3820e, 10p, 10320en, 16080w ex- tell krall *stuff*
That person has chosen to ignore you.


Yes, I censored myself. I wasn't being mean, I swear.

..must..restain self... from..ranting.. about a Hartstone... perma-enemy... being allowed.. back.. into.. Serenwilde..

Go whine at Nessa. I was only enemied for leaving the guild. And becoming guildmistress was hardly a choice.

Grow.

Up.





I gotta admit, not having to pay for it was amusing.

Riight.. You were enemied for Leaving Hartstone, but, before you left Serenwilde, tuning a totem within the commune against the commune, and then bailing for Glomdoring.

At least tell the truth if you're going to brag about getting out of punishment for what you pulled.

I was annoyed with the Bau thing too. But I'd expect nothing less from Nessa.

I haven't been on in a week or so. Mostly mine are from Shakaya poking at me for being AFK or something, or arguing with Forren or something.

4378h, 4114m, 5170e, 10p elrx<>-
tells
Most recent tells to you:
4378h, 4114m, 5170e, 10p elrx<>-

Nobody loves me.

Wierd, he sent those to me too. O_o'

The one about Tully was in response to his shout, and the one about grease was a parody of Iblis' motto.

Censored for your enjoyment.

1 ) Iblis: "(I just realized I've subconsciously subbed the wanker squad i..."
2 ) Iblis: "(If you were me, you would be able to rush it off in eight sec..."
3 ) Iblis: "(And still get A)"
4 ) Iblis: "(Nah)"
5 ) Iblis: "(See, I lied about my age.)"
6 ) Iblis: "(Cute)"
7 ) Iblis: "(Velly c00t)"
8 ) Iblis: "(16, clitwench)"
9 ) Iblis: "(Forsooth)"
10) Iblis: "(2nyte)"
11) Iblis: "(Yeah, I'm gonna see if he wants Ambassador too)"
12) Iblis: "(Since I basically do s**t all)"
13) Iblis: "(In all likelyhood because you are a s**tc**k)"
14) Iblis: "(So delayed that it's never, ever going to show)"
15) Iblis: "(Not if you live to be a million)"
16) Iblis: "(Iron Council, biatch, ftw)"
17) Iblis: "(Not yet)"
18) Iblis: "(think he's waiting for me to log on)"
19) Iblis: "(Shut up for a bit, gonna put my picture up)"
20) Grench: ":P."

Note how each message I send procures an exponentially higher degree of inhuman disgust!

Most recent tells to you:
1 ) Iblis: "(Well, give me a god damn e-mail and I'll send it)"
2 ) Iblis: "(F***ot)"
3 ) Iblis: "(Didn't even cross my mind)"
4 ) Veonira: "Hot, actually. ."
5 ) Iblis: "(Omg <3)"
6 ) Iblis: "(Sent'd)"
7 ) Iblis: "(Called "C**KSMURF" and contains a nice lurid tale of debauche..."
8 ) Veonira: "Heh."
9 ) Iblis: "(omgwtfbbq)"
10) Iblis: "(Dude, even in that severely ****ed-up picture I look better t..."
11) Veonira: "?!"
12) Iblis: "(Because it's a screwy picture, you s**twipe!)"
13) Veonira: "Wtf are you talking about, tard."
14) Veonira: "You wouldn't know ugly if it slapped you in the face."
15) Iblis: "(When my sister's stopped being a bitch and lets me at her dig..."
16) Veonira: "This is true."
17) Veonira: "Wtf, gravy sex."
18) Iblis: "(When the **** is Dairuchi going to revolt)"
19) Veonira: "KEEP DREAMING."
20) Iblis: "(Jesus christ, man, some things are to be kept in the OWN DEPR..."

That's because you're never around. I thought you made an alt.

I'm torn between curiousity at what you were telling him back, and utter terror at what knowing would do to my mind.

I don't know how to do an alt.

I did get a job however, which is severly limiting my Lusternia addiction.

Most recent tells to you:
1 ) Xaithia: "Greetings."
2 ) Xaithia: "A rather forward and imposing question, but would I be able ..."
3 ) Xaithia: "*********"
4 ) Xaithia: "I would take no offense at denial, of course."
5 ) Xaithia: "How much gold would you require?"
6 ) Xaithia: "********* ..."
7 ) Xaithia: "*********."
8 ) Xaithia: "*********.."
9 ) Zamarah: "May I ask you a question?"
10) Zamarah: "*********"
11) Zamarah: "*********."
12) Zamarah: "********* ..."
13) Zamarah: "*********."
14) Zamarah: "*********"
15) Zamarah: "*********"
16) Xaithia: "*********"
17) Arkzrael: "I had not heard these lessons, milord, thank you."
18) Xaithia: "*********."
19) Xaithia: "*********"
20) Xaithia: "*********."


Its fun what tells out of context can look like. Late night, all these tells from women....

1 ) Caedryn: "*nod* War and stuff still all on?"
2 ) Caedryn: "Heh, fun, fun."
3 ) Epitaph: "Perfect! Thank you, m'Lady."
4 ) Vix: "..."
5 ) Vix: "Quoted."
6 ) Vix: "Too agonizingly painful for Guido."
7 ) Vix: "Definitely an alt though."
8 ) Vix: "Who the heck knows what blue tint is made from?"
9 ) Caedryn: "Hmm?"
10) Caedryn: "ROFL."
11) Caedryn: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
12) Caedryn: "*so tempted to CT that*."
13) Caedryn: "'draw dagger'"
14) Caedryn: "Getting THAT forumed."
15) Caedryn: "*evil*."
16) Caedryn: "Sure you don't realise."
17) Caedryn: "No, no, I find it amusing that you got your 'dagger' 'stuck'..."
18) Caedryn: "*hum*."
19) Caedryn: "I'd be offended, but I'm not the one with the sticky dagger ."
20) Caedryn: "*wins*."

Wow. Talk about misinformation. I left the commune as a Hartstone, not expecting Glomdoring to actually be opening for ages, rather than three days later (I didn't think anyplace would open for years). I remained Hartstone while having just joined Glomdoring several hours after it opened, because I was envoy and wanted to finish the envoy report rather than just lumping the guild with it a few days before it was due.

People had a fit. (I bet you're that T person who hated me). I left.

Hours later, I was following Moralis around, who led me to Ethereal while I was afk. Was subsequently enemied to the commune for RAIDING FAETHORN. Or something of the like. Which I didn't see, because I was afk, and spammed out from it.

Hours later again, wandering along the road for pilgrims, take a wrong turn into Serenwilde and DIE, slammed by guards. At which point I realise I've been enemied, and harrass Moralis for leading me into trouble.

Half an hour later, I go into the NORTHERN Serenwilde, via the mountains, tune my totem and leave again the same way.


Gee, don't bother to actually ask what happened. Let's all just assume whatever because OH EMM GEE, WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT, BAU IS SUCH A BIG BAD EVIL PERSON!!1!!11!!!1!11!




Edit: Was THEN enemied to Hartstone later, but I'd have to get my logs out to check on anything else. I forget when that actually happened. However, I hadn't realised it would actually hurt NOVICES. Scuse me, I was PISSED OFF.

I know...I talked about that with him, but I'm not a guide and he wanted to namechange into...something...weird...so he issued himself about it. No idea how that one is resolving. A guide needs to help out.

I think Sipelus was referring to the "lady" part.

I guess you've been genderbent long enough that you don't even notice it anymore

Oh, that. Yes.