It's time to make a new quest for Lusternia!

Two rules:
1. Each person who posts adds a step or portion to the quest.
2. The quest can NEVER end.

I'll start!

Obtain the corpses of five sea anemones. Take them to Ardrak in Magnagora to receive...

A shard of tainted rock which must be...

Fed to the unicorn on Faethorn, which is then...

given to Miakoda to recieve a honeycomb to...

Bring to Maeve. At this point, Maeve declares you a heretic and casts you out of Faethorn with an arrow lodged firmly in your posterior. This arrow must be...

removed by Lady Elohora, after finding...

A cute little Fae to kidnap. Now that the arrow is removed, you must...

Find a glass bauble that is hidden in an obscure hiding place anywhere in the Basin. (Note: The hiding place changes every time you perform the quest), which you then give to

Abeytu, rather than the Celestian glassmaker whose name escapes me. From it he will fashion...

a plush doll of Munsia. Take it to any cow in the Basin, who will then...

Grow wings and fly to the Master Ravenwood. You must then...

EDIT- Bah!

I'm ignoring Archer's post...

You must then search for a hermit crab's lost shell. Once found, you must spank it, which summons a deadly tainted hermit crab who you must kill and then...

Feed it to the winged cow, which will gain the ability to breathe fire and begin flying around the basin and attacking people.

The winged cow must be impaled with the arrow that was removed earlier. Now, this cow must be roasted on a fire by this makeshift spit and...

go on top of Avechna's Peak and evoke the Avenger who will aid you in

Consuming said cow. After your feast you must...

Throw the bones of the cow into the Flame of Glinshari which will produce...

An imitation fetish. Offer it to Dain under the pretense that it's an actual fetish, and...

he will seek to travel to Southgard with it and you must escort him while fending off robbers that appears out of nowhere, and when you arrive at Southgard...