creating a flood to...

...kill everyone who witnessed that painting of him in a frilly pink dress, which must be...

...taken away from Minerva, who comissioned the painting. To do this, you must go to Ashteru and...

...slap him senseless, then take his artifacts and trade them to Minerva for the painting. Having slapped her senseless as well, you...

...steal back those artifacts from Minerva and give them all to Reiha, in return, you get...

...the Vocal Cord of Kethuruvain, which is used to...

judge a singing/squeeking contest between Lyreth and Squibbles. After the winner is announced you must...

convince Kalodan to give up the crown so you can award it to the winner, in which you would have to...

fight off a secret organization of bloodthirsty purple chickens that shoot spiderwebs made of cottoncandy, and then...

rezz a 2 year old thread and die.

Uhh, I'm sorry Ashteru - didn't you read the instructions?

Well, fine.

Then you lich, like this thread, and continue your quest.

Everything repopped two years ago. There is no sense in continuing.

I think Estarra BUGged it, but it never got fixed.

Ahem.

Trade the corpses to Fain for His boots, which you must wear while you.....

...do a little turn on the catwalk, giving you the defense of being 'Too sexy for your shirt'. While you have this defense, you must...

sit and watch some baby adders growing up, and then sit some more watching them, and then sit some more watching them, and then... (you did say the quest never ends, right?)... until they're finally big enough to be fed to...

Take of your shirt and catch chickens with it, which you will use for...

Sheesh, I hope the payoff to this quest would be a formal "winning" of Lusternia.

You, sir, fail the quest.