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by Shamarah

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Unknown2006-08-08 06:24:39
to ressurect every damned Celestian and angels you've slain and kill every Mags you see
Verithrax2006-08-08 06:31:43
but you must ignore that, in order to complete the quest. The voices become louder and louder until you are forced to find the Earmuffs of Oblivion, located deep inside...
Shiri2006-08-08 06:35:58
the Cave of Ridiculous Propaganda on Avechna's Peak, guarded by a
Verithrax2006-08-08 06:40:44
Whining Golem, which must be brought to its home, the Commune of...
Shiri2006-08-08 06:44:39
Skarchhome. The Draccidian renegades will attempt to steal it for their bizarre interfaction rituals, so you'll need to
Unknown2006-08-08 06:52:54
Craft up a cage made from 50 silver torcs, and put the whingebag in it, for his safety, and your sanity. The Golem then tells you to...
Verithrax2006-08-08 06:55:22
Collect the mystical square-rimmed black glasses, found only by killing the denizens of...
Unknown2006-08-08 06:57:21
Magnagora especially Verithrax! Then once you're done you can continue
Unknown2006-08-08 06:58:21
to Candy mountain! Once at the Candy Mountain cave, you...
Unknown2006-08-08 07:06:22
impale every Magnagoran corpse on a candy cane, with Veri at the tallest. Once this is done, a gumdrop will fall from the ceiling. Take the gumdrop to the Golem and...
Lyreth2006-08-08 07:16:47
... summon Crumkane, using the golem as your sacrificial offering. To reward you, Crumkane bakes you into a batch of mortal cookies and eats you with a glass of milk. Summarily satisfied, Crumkane then flies off to...

... or was I not supposed to get involved? ninja.gif
Vix2006-08-08 07:25:03
...the can where you are deposited after six to eight hours. You must navigate your way through the maze-like area within two hours. At the end of the maze you find...
Unknown2006-08-08 07:25:29
Lyreth private.... party and gets... exited to see his kin once again... Lyreth then..
Unknown2006-08-08 07:26:57
jumps off a cliff and dives into the Mother Moonheart Tree, which...
Valarien2006-08-08 07:30:56
explodes in a flurry of moony light and stag parts. Overcome by the scene, Miakoda grows suddenly ill and tells you...
Unknown2006-08-08 07:45:08
That you need Verithax's head to annonit the pack you bought earlier which changes into...
Tervic2006-08-08 08:52:07
a replica of the Moonhart Mother, only if someone whines in its presence it promptly proceeds to thornrend them. To your amazement, a squad of death-ninjas drop down from its branches and bestow upon you the legendary....
Unknown2006-08-08 09:11:35
... Cracker of the Mutant Parrot. You then go to the nearest forge and find a Parrot-like Trill forger and give him the cracker. Then he...
Clise2006-08-08 09:34:15
will proceed to beat your head in with the said cracker which then cracks and reveals the Legendary ...
Unknown2006-08-08 10:09:47
Platinum Coin. You must then locate the only shop in the Basin that will take platinum as a currency and buy...