...taken to Serenwilde, where the angry mob will chase you out for even considering the possibility of it not being Taint. You must take their pitchforks to...

... stab the Trill forger's competeors in the face, after which he will reward you with...


PS: I'm gonna kill you, Corinthian.

...And expertly forged Mithril Sex Toy, which must then be taken to Yrael in exchange for...

A cat with odd colored eyes. The cat tells you that you must first...

...Fetch hims his boots, located deep inside...

The cavern of Lyreth... when you have located the boots, you have to give them back to their owner Charune, who for some reason lost them way up in that cavern... Charune will then....

blow them to pieces and give you a flaming letter to Hajamin , who after reading it...

...hands you the letter, setting you on fire. You must then obtain a crown from Kalodan or Soll so you can qualify as a...

...master genderbender, at which point you must demonstrate your skills by...

wiggle your hips, dance like a monkey, shake that booty, dance next to the pole and await for the judge's answer, if you pass, you're free to continue, if not, you are to be tied up next to Nimfelhema and get ready for some real pain. After you done either, you can continue to...

The Fallen Playhouse to accidentally see Lyreth hanging out with some girls, then you recive a green polka-dotted bra that -mysteriously- comes fly out from the ether which Lyreth tells you to bring to...

land of the babes, a newly discovered aether bubble where sexy unclothed ladies runs free! *cough* after going there, you are to...

Be castrated by Murphy..... I mean....

give the bra to the queen of Nudists, and she will present you with all the clothes of the aetherbubble, which has to be dry cleaned at...

at the temple of Edit: Ninja'd

the Newton caverns which will require you to find someone who has access to them and they must take it and hang it over the lava pool. Once dry, they must wear it and return to you so you can...

Rip them off the newbie, and take them to Delport. Upon seeing the underwear, the lovers will go crazy and perform rituals involving...

PS: Mirk, your one doesn't leave a sentence to be finished, and therefore can't be used

...unleashing metal encased creatures that destroy ALL the goddamn temples with the name 'Edit:' in it. This, and after spending a hazy and questionable night spent with the couple, you sob and then must go meet...

...The record salesman at the end of the Aether, which will provide you with a gold-plated "Best of Lyreth and Hajamin" CD, which must be taken to...

the novice fresh from the portal who will begin to speak weird things like 'PC' and 'LAG', fortunately, there is someone who can understand this language and he is located at...

...Turgeis' manse. Unfortunately, he is not home, so you rummage through his belongings and take his one million gold from the chest and...