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Ildaudid2006-08-09 21:01:13
pay a hit man to kill him and bring you his head... when you get his head... go to visit Shaeden and stuff it in his....
Unknown2006-08-10 01:11:31
Box of heads, which has to be brought to Sola to have them shunken, then you have to spike them around Celest making Shamarah...
Verithrax2006-08-10 01:26:49
...take them to roast them marshmellow-like over a slow fire, giving you one so you can take it to...
Tervic2006-08-10 04:20:03
...Nil, and then to Ashtorath, where he will boil 'em, mash 'em, and stick 'em in a stew. This stew must then be taken to...
Reiha2006-08-10 06:13:44
...Meshora, who will use it for a herofete. Ildar will then puke up his innards, and then you must help him...
Verithrax2006-08-10 06:18:50
...tie them in a hangman's noose and commit suicide using his own intestines. Upon his death, you'll inherit...
Unknown2006-08-10 06:33:40
a magical spork. This spork will do a little jig and after watching his performance, he tells you that you must journey to..
Unknown2006-08-10 06:51:07
Angkrag, and give the drunken orc the spoon, and thus receiving a....
Marcalo2006-08-10 07:16:04
A good swift kick in the rump for your efforts. While walking away you trip and land on your face finding a gold piece that says....
Unknown2006-08-10 07:23:33
Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the muffin of science, in which you must travel to...
Verithrax2006-08-10 07:32:57
...Richter's mansion in Deepnight, where you must find blackmail material on the Carthan family and exchange it for...
Nico2006-08-10 07:50:08
Murphy's OMGWTFPWNED hammers. Smelt these with Murphy watching in order to collect the rarest commodity in the land, the Tears of Murphy. Take these to...
Unknown2006-08-10 08:02:54
Kahazul so he can lick them up and say, "Mmm they taste so good." While Murphy kills him with some OMGWTFBBQ Hammers he had stashed, in which after you run back to..
Unknown2006-08-10 08:09:17
the temple of Edit:Meh, the priestess of the temple tells you that Lord Hajamin needs you to...
Unknown2006-08-10 08:11:33
Find his Golden Avatar and bring her back to vanquish the...
Unknown2006-08-10 08:15:52
hamster named squibbles, but you come across squibbles who orders you to get Ixions OMG Rapiers and to kill Jigan with them thus releasing...
Unknown2006-08-10 08:29:28
A newsletter saying that Ixion already sold them to someone and are in some one elses possession, while doing reading this, Lyreth comes up behind you and lets out a terryfing...
Verithrax2006-08-10 16:39:38
...moan, which will haunt you for the rest of your days. In this disturbed state, you must...
Unknown2006-08-10 16:44:52
jump up and down while rubbing your belly with one hand, and rubbing your head with the other, and then swan dive into the ground, which in consequence you break your nose in which you must go to...
Tervic2006-08-11 07:17:29
.... the St. Fu's temple, where a monk will ask you to