Gelo2006-08-11 08:18:21
...strip naked because they havent see anyone naked yet. (If your male, you must first learn genderbender skill and turn into a girl) Upon seeing your naked body, their eyes will pop out. You must take these eyes and...
Verithrax2006-08-11 08:27:37
...go to the Transplotational Device built by the gnomes in the Facility. This device will throw you into the plot of Kill Bill, where you must deliver the eyes to Pai Mei, who will then direct you to...
Reiha2006-08-12 16:41:31
...Wrath of Brom, Ashteru d'Illici, Formenter of Discord, who won't stop talking about dead baby seals, tortured kitties, and pandas at the Megalith. For five minutes he will engage you in a conversation which will inflict insanity upon you, and to cure this you then must murder said person and...
Taika2006-08-12 17:25:22
you will receive a 200 gold reward for your hard work. If this is not acceptable, you must...
Unknown2006-08-12 22:28:47
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you will receive a 200 gold reward for your hard work. If this is not acceptable, you must...
Journey to Lady Estarra, who will inform you that Razial died twice during this quest and has thus created a rift in reality, to correct this She will hand you an official Ephemeral card, thus certifying you until it decays (a random time between 1-30 minutes) During that time you must...
Unknown2006-08-12 22:38:31
Journey backwards in time and place through the history of Lusternia to find...
Thul2006-08-12 22:51:40
...the remaining lost books of the Elder Wars, which you must hold in your hands in order to bludgeon Lolly Pringle to death. As a result...
Minerva2006-08-12 22:55:08
you rip a tear in the space time continum that spits you out at the begging you then...
Verithrax2006-08-13 00:22:30
...Must stop yourself from meeting yourself, as that would cause reality to explode. To do that, you must construct an impenetrable strongbox out of...
Unknown2006-08-13 00:28:07
silk, cloth and leather, only to find out that it won't stand against anything, thus you have no choice to meet with yourself and when you do, you'll be sent back to the future bearing the Akashic Records where you can alter history and future with, after doing much chaos you can...
Unknown2006-08-13 00:28:38
...fit in a letter, Narsrim begins to...
Verithrax2006-08-13 01:45:53
...Drunkenly come on to you. You must refuse his advances violently by threatening to tell all about it to...
Ildaudid2006-08-13 02:17:59
Soll... who will then get mad... and turn green and explode into some giant green herculean monster... He will grab Narsrim and hold him upside down by the leg spanking him screaming... BAD HUBBY.... HUBBY BAD.... a small silver coin will fall out of Narsrim's pocket. You must get this coin and.....
Diamondais2006-08-13 02:25:17
..bring it to Lucky in Serenwilde who will turn it into gold and give you a mushroom which must be taken to..
Riv2006-08-13 07:11:59
Maeve, Queen of the Fae who will realize that it is the missing part of the sceptre she never realized was missing. Once she has it, she gives you command of the fae so you can...
Verithrax2006-08-13 07:44:02
...lead them all to Gorgulu so they can become imps. Nifilhema will then reward you with...
Unknown2006-08-13 12:56:31
..a black-cloaked skeleton rat holding a scythe, which promptly tells you "SQUEAK SQUEAK, SQUEAK". You decide to..
Shiri2006-08-13 13:02:05
work out how it used that font, so you take 30 scholars to help you research it in the library of...
Verithrax2006-08-13 23:18:22
...ASCIIVille, which can only be reached by...
Unknown2006-08-13 23:21:57
..licking the statue of Hallifax while riding on a cow with..
