Unknown2006-08-17 06:39:00
come up with better, special cherry flavored donuts but lace them with poison, this divine posion is only found in the far reaches of the land of..
Reiha2006-08-17 06:45:10
Edit: Ignore this, and no more stupid temples of "edit:"!
Unknown2006-08-17 06:51:14
But alas, the temple of Edit: Wait...crap. rises out of the ground and destroys that land of Edit:Ignore this. You wander around the basin of life wondering what to do when...
Verithrax2006-08-17 09:33:45
...The Great Old Ones return, causing widespread panic and mass hysteria. Morgfyre mentions he like Shoggoth meat, so you must...
Unknown2006-08-22 07:06:04
travel to this strange land filled with...
Verithrax2006-08-22 07:26:22
...Snakes, on a Muthaf****** Plane, which must be...
Unknown2006-08-22 07:34:18
chopped into itsy bitsy parts with a spoon, a very old and rusted spoon. Once this is done...
Thul2006-08-22 13:26:50
...you must properly prepare the muthaf****** snakes with the aid of a Transcendent cook, the legendary Flame of the Burninator, and...
Unknown2006-08-22 14:12:56
A cup of Celestian water that MUST be tainted by a Serenwilde reject, and have one of those little umbrella's in it, so that...
Ialie2006-08-22 14:14:31
bring them to Ialie, who shall spend 50 credits on turning them into chopped RAINBOW muthaf****** snakes.. them must then be fed to....
Verithrax2006-08-22 14:26:36
...muthaf**** Ixion on a muthaf**** stag, as punishment for being a f***ing Helen of Troy and sparking this war. After this is done, he'll put on a lacy pink dress and must be taken to...
Hazar2006-08-22 14:43:17
...the Dread Pirate Roberts, who will then...
Unknown2006-08-22 18:49:45
take Ixion into a room, and stay there for quite some time. Looking around confused half way through, a kind sailor gives you a leather pouch...
Hazar2006-08-22 20:46:40
...which contains the legendary and mysterious 'Eyebrow of Dynara', which you must use to...
Unknown2006-08-23 04:42:19
find the lost city of...
Hazar2006-08-24 21:09:14
Fanboisakai, where you...
Reiha2006-08-24 21:33:36
...free Veyda d'Illici from the nympho novvices that have imprisoned him there. After burning their remains, Veyda asks you to...
Archthron2006-08-24 21:34:43
...bring him one of every animal in the Basin, because...
Unknown2006-08-24 21:38:40
you will have to build a giant ship to house them. The reason why you're doing this is...
Unknown2006-08-24 21:40:32
...Ixion has gone Super Sayan and is...
