Real Life Powers!

by Gelo

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Jigan2006-08-15 18:40:26
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Aug 15 2006, 01:31 PM) 319706

You'd go through a LOT of keyboards while little bits of goo fell off between the keys... monster.gif

Go with transmigrate instead. It comes with a deepbonded pet that loves you. smile.gif


No idea what transmigrate is. Anyways, I'm sure I could scrape my fingers to bone or wear gloves or something to protect my keyboard.
Xenthos2006-08-15 18:43:58
QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 15 2006, 02:40 PM) 319707

No idea what transmigrate is. Anyways, I'm sure I could scrape my fingers to bone or wear gloves or something to protect my keyboard.

Transmigrate is the one that, should you die, you are restored to life by your deepbonded familiar who gives its life for yours. I'd assume that it would cure you of any traces of age as well, but in Lusternia there is no actual aging for characters.
Gelo2006-08-15 18:44:31
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Aug 16 2006, 04:31 AM) 319706

You'd go through a LOT of keyboards while little bits of goo fell off between the keys... monster.gif

Go with transmigrate instead. It comes with a deepbonded pet that loves you. smile.gif


You forgot that if your pet gets
- hit by a car = dead Jigan
- gets smashed by a neighbor = dead Jigan
- dies of old age = dead Jigan
- accidentally drinks poison = dead Jigan
- shot by stupid people = dead Jigan
the list goes on smile.gif
Xenthos2006-08-15 18:46:01
QUOTE(Gelo @ Aug 15 2006, 02:44 PM) 319709

You forgot that if your pet gets
- hit by a car = dead Jigan
- gets smashed by a neighbor = dead Jigan
- dies of old age = dead Jigan
- accidentally drinks poison = dead Jigan
- shot by stupid people = dead Jigan
the list goes on smile.gif

But at least you go down with something you love! happy.gif
Jigan2006-08-15 18:55:22
Hrm,

I would feel sorry for someone who decided to deepbond with Methrenton.

Methrenton: Soo...how are you doing?
Alodia: I'm taking a shower, leave me alone.
Methrenton: I know. You missed a spot.
Alodia: Wait, you are watching me?!?
Methrenton: Hey! Let's focus here. Say it with me: Smite the Taint.
Alodia: Later, I'm busy.
Methrenton: Psh, smiting the Taint is way more fun than showering.
Alodia: I can tell.
Unknown2006-08-15 19:09:21
Jigan, transmigrate a cow the send them to the butcher like you always do tongue.gif

EDIT: Ahh.... I can imagine this...

*Jigan has successly performed a transmigrate with a cow*

Jigan: Time to back to the Pool of Stars

*Teleports back to Celest, then comes a novice doing comm quests*

*Novice takes said cow to a butcher, and everyone sensed this*

Jigan has been brutally butchered by the knife of Wallase Fleming
Veonira2006-08-15 19:25:07
I'd want...

Chasm - Because sometimes you just want people to DIE.

Waterwalk - <3 JESUS

Possess - So much cooler than dominate tongue.gif

Unknown2006-08-15 20:14:22
1. That paralysing ability from Telepathy - hah, try to focus body out of this, you little bugger!

2. Wings, from Celestialism or Nihilism - flying, wee! Wait, why's everybody giving me that very weird look?

3. Conglutinate... on friendly territory.
Nementh2006-08-15 20:31:18
Totems Stag- Stomp stomp
Hunting Ecology- Drop mountains on peoples head
And... Druidry- Let the cops figure that crime scene out :-p
Diamondais2006-08-15 20:35:39
cop 1 "Well, it looks like the guy was beaten by acorns. Stung by bees. His sinuses exploded, he ran into to a wall by the looks of it too. Sear marks from electracution. Beaten by something..trees? And then, its like those thorns literally tore parts of his body to shreds."
cop 2 "What kind of sicko do we have here?"
cop 1 " I dont know"

tongue.gif
Unknown2006-08-15 21:17:38
Telekinesis Toss -- presumably I'd be able to maintin the little disc and keep myself in the air. And take other people too! And if I rotated the disc then I have a forcefield type thing that solid objects can't go through. Dark Pheonix, what?!

Telepathy Mass Dominate -- KneelSuckers.gif
+ "These are not the droids you're looking for." Can't see me now.


And then either
Liquidform -- Slip through drains, under doors, and become invincible. Wootness.

or Improved Illusions -- I have a newline now! Wait.... I mean...um, yeah.
Unknown2006-08-15 21:21:39
Teleport
Dominate
Improved illusions

Free money!!!
Arix2006-08-15 23:09:09
Rift-Ilike the idea of getting into a fight and eating a sparkleberry
Telepathy Dominate- self explanatory
the cooking skillset- because I want to make Kamikaze Death Whiskey
Unknown2006-08-15 23:45:55
Alright:

1. Illusions: I didn't steal your money!
2. Growth: Instant garden tongue.gif
3. Cudgel: Yep.
Druken2006-08-16 00:35:24
Hmm!

Nightkiss- Stay 18 forever and suck away people's lifeforce? Yes please.
Healing- No more common cold! Or leprosy, or any kind of phobia, or...
A slaugh- Gorgeous best friend that can mutilate the annoying people at the bank.
Gelo2006-08-16 02:13:34
QUOTE(diamondais @ Aug 16 2006, 06:35 AM) 319748

cop 1 "Well, it looks like the guy was beaten by acorns. Stung by bees. His sinuses exploded, he ran into to a wall by the looks of it too. Sear marks from electracution. Beaten by something..trees? And then, its like those thorns literally tore parts of his body to shreds."
cop 2 "What kind of sicko do we have here?"
cop 1 " I dont know"

tongue.gif


cop 2: Must be some sick kid watchin Hostel and Saw. Kids these days...

ninja.gif

QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 16 2006, 04:55 AM) 319711

Hrm,

I would feel sorry for someone who decided to deepbond with Methrenton.

Methrenton: Soo...how are you doing?
Alodia: I'm taking a shower, leave me alone.
Methrenton: I know. You missed a spot.
Alodia: Wait, you are watching me?!?
Methrenton: Hey! Let's focus here. Say it with me: Smite the Taint.
Alodia: Later, I'm busy.
Methrenton: Psh, smiting the Taint is way more fun than showering.
Alodia: I can tell.


blink.gif I thought only Charune will do that *hides away* teheheee
Doman2006-08-17 04:30:19
- Rift ( Doman = Packrat)

- Geo staff (Break arms and legs , no mending outside Lusternia)

- Alchemy ( ok, ok, I would make mending tongue.gif )
Unknown2006-08-17 05:47:21
Illusions

Rain....just cause it's cool, and Austrlia is having a big mofo drought.

Flow...I could scare people walking around Hyde Park...woo.
Saran2006-08-17 08:36:40
QUOTE(Quidgyboo @ Aug 17 2006, 03:47 PM) 320478

Illusions

Rain....just cause it's cool, and Austrlia is having a big mofo drought.

Flow...I could scare people walking around Hyde Park...woo.


See I can do the flow thing without any magical ability.

I've walked up to various people and yelled their name without them noticing me.
Unknown2006-08-17 09:24:04
Mmmmm.

How about...

Allheale from Alchemy
I can cure AIDS.

Eohl from Runes
Well, so that we can finally have world peace.

And Soulwash from Cosmic
Who wouldn't like to save souls?

Well, for those non-religious people, I would select Herofete then.
End world hunger!