Boy, you'd win the Ms. Universe pageant!!!

Well, that means that I would need Penumbra as well. Altough it sounds very much like plastic surgery...molding our faces and all.

Not to mention Genderbend as well. I sure wouldn't want that to stay permanent.

Wooo, and besides, who wouldn't want all that to come true?

I'd want Teleport Nexus. I'm lazy.
2nd skill... Thirdeye! I found Osama!

OR that knight skill to make you not feel pain + restoration. Think of the party tricks!
now, I hack of three fingers, close my eyes, and then...

Try Scry - Unless you want to go through six billion lines of spam.

Broadcast so you could speak to everyone at the same time, could tell anyone anything without having to spend money talking or going anywhere. You could also tell somebody if you get lost or if something bad happens immediately like in a forest or if someone attacks you.

Teleport so you could go anywhere at any time and do anything. Nexus would be home so would stop pesky travelling.

Then a toss up between waterwalk, illusion, flying, thirdeye, or search.

Divinefire, illusions, and teleport

I think everyone needs teleport.

I take it all back. I NEED HEALING. healing.... I want to get my girlfriend's health back... desperately.

Two sets:

1) Teleport. That's a standard one, I think...
2) Illusions. ', if I see that you're on the computer...! (I was kicked off two years ago, but Lusternia sucks me back in! You know you're addicted to a video game when...) *hit! -snaps fingers, making computer look like it's off- -teleport to couch- -sigh- Safe!
3) Lich. Can't kill this, bitch!

Second set:

1) Staff in Aquamancy. 'DIE BITCH!
2) Invisibility. 'Hello ladies!'
3) The Healing skillset. AIDS? What is this 'AIDS' you speak of?

1. Teleport
2. Staff
3. Lich

The ability to shoot spaghetti from my fingertips.

1. Cudgel. Bleed, sucka!
2. Quickening! I could speed up my mind... woo! 1600 SATs, instant comebacks, it would be great.
3. and of course teleport.

On a less Dane Cook note, I would pick...

1. Lich, for immortality and general badassness.
2. Wings from Nihilism, for hardcore mobility and even more badassness.
3. Trueheal, to be a bitch.

1. genderbend
2. staff
3. dominate

my god I am married to a female dominatrix who wants to be a man??? creepy....

....*mutters*...

Necro'd because it's an interesting topic. I say QQ for me. Don't like life? Quit and take a nap!

Hmmm...

Me in mean mood:
MinorSecond: So satisfying to watch...
Rad: GTFO!
Dreamweave Memoryloss: What? No, of course I didn't just take your wallet while you were unconcious.

Me in Depressed mood:
Numbness: Go get beat up, and then feel it all simultaneously!
Feoh: Well, someone else with Feoh...
Heartstop: Well, duh.

Me in regular mode:
Teleport: ...
Transmigrate: Just need to keep the animal in my pocket all the time, and hope I don't fall on it
Illusions: Well, duh, again.

Hmm...

Teleport from Planar - Yay for no more plane ticket costs or need for a car!
Levitate from Elementalism - Cause I'm clumsy.
Illusion from Illusions - I want to weave illusions of little dancing bears on my desk! I do! I do!