Real Life Powers!

by Gelo

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Vix2006-11-10 20:53:57
All of you people wanting Teleport RL powers do realize that as a result of everyone having the skill, power prices will skyrocket like our current gas prices. glare.gif
Noola2006-11-10 21:04:18
QUOTE(Vix @ Nov 10 2006, 02:53 PM) 352713

All of you people wanting Teleport RL powers do realize that as a result of everyone having the skill, power prices will skyrocket like our current gas prices. glare.gif


Pfft... It couldn't be any worse than in the game where some orgs won't let you draw more than like 5 or 10 reserves in a 24 hour period.
Nico2006-11-10 22:07:54
Ressurect - Obvious reasons.
Tarot lust & world - Again, obvious reasons smile.gif
Teleport

Unknown2006-11-11 12:55:48
QUOTE(Vix @ Nov 10 2006, 08:53 PM) 352713

All of you people wanting Teleport RL powers do realize that as a result of everyone having the skill, power prices will skyrocket like our current gas prices. glare.gif


Fine. I'll have a really massive powerplex jewel as well tongue.gif
Unknown2006-11-11 15:39:59
I think I've decided that Lusternia would be so much cooler in real life. Estarra, you should pitch the idea to Matt for a secluded colony with genetically engineered people that have all the abilities from Lusternia. Or maybe you should just toss us all into a blackhole and make a new universe with all of Lusternia's physics too.

Alternately, make IRE develop fully immersive VR (a la Matrix) and I'll just go live there.
Callus2006-11-12 15:24:43
I would like Invisibility, Improved Illusions and Telepathy Dominate.

For fun's sake. happy.gif
Verithrax2006-11-13 16:57:39
QUOTE(requiem dot exe @ Nov 11 2006, 01:39 PM) 352838

I think I've decided that Lusternia would be so much cooler in real life. Estarra, you should pitch the idea to Matt for a secluded colony with genetically engineered people that have all the abilities from Lusternia. Or maybe you should just toss us all into a blackhole and make a new universe with all of Lusternia's physics too.

Alternately, make IRE develop fully immersive VR (a la Matrix) and I'll just go live there.


CODE

Welcome to MatrixTernia, the immersive virtual reality universe identical to Lusternia! Here, you'll be able to experience the fun of Lusternia 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
3123h, 5213m, 12123e ex-SUICIDE;AGREE


Gods, no.
Unknown2006-11-13 18:50:11
Oh, don't worry. In the MatrixTernia the newsrooms will also have portal exits to the forums. So you can interact OOC with all of the mature players behind whichever character is annoying you. Plus in the VR forums you can bitch slap that person who dared to disagree.
Verithrax2006-11-13 19:08:09
QUOTE(requiem dot exe @ Nov 13 2006, 04:50 PM) 353454

Oh, don't worry. In the MatrixTernia the newsrooms will also have portal exits to the forums. So you can interact OOC with all of the mature players behind whichever character is annoying you. Plus in the VR forums you can bitch slap that person who dared to disagree.

That would actually be worth being on Lusternia 24/7
Zalandrus2006-11-13 22:53:27
Only three powers? Hm...

Telekinesis animatedagger (because hopefully that means I'd be able to animate other things too)
Healing Bedevil (lots of fun, muhaha...)
Telekinesis forcefield (just cuz)

Or...Aquamancy flood, meld, flashflood. What could be cooler than creating and manipulating water anywhere?
Hiriako2006-11-13 23:09:26
After thinking about it for a while, here are my choices:

IF power is hard to come by:
Planar - Rift
Totems - Trout
Athletics - Renegeration

If power is freely available
Planar - Rift
Planar - Teleport
Totems - Trout
Anarias2006-11-14 07:36:45
Catacombs for transportation that requires only a little tarot card.
Fireworks because how is that not cool?
Serpent. No explanation needed.
Unknown2006-11-14 07:55:15
Level 80+ - No more sleeping or eating!
QQ - Take that break you just need sometimes.
Gem of Cloaking - Keep your damn privacy.

...

More serious:
Reflection - are those lectures boring you too? You don't have to be there!
Spores - Much cooler than teleport. ninja.gif
Dreambody - banks have too much money halo.gif

2nd Set:
Trout - for waterbreathe
Meld/Mealstrom - Kill those buggers that annoy you while you take a swim in the sea.
Wiccan Broom - Come on, it's so much better than plain 'wings'. wub.gif
Tervic2006-11-14 09:23:25
QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 15 2006, 10:55 AM) 319711
Hrm,

I would feel sorry for someone who decided to deepbond with Methrenton.

Methrenton: Soo...how are you doing?
Alodia: I'm taking a shower, leave me alone.
Methrenton: I know. You missed a spot.
Alodia: Wait, you are watching me?!?
Methrenton: Hey! Let's focus here. Say it with me: Smite the Taint.
Alodia: Later, I'm busy.
Methrenton: Psh, smiting the Taint is way more fun than showering.
Alodia: I can tell.


laugh.gif

QUOTE(Noola @ Nov 10 2006, 12:42 PM) 352710

Illusion from Illusions - I want to weave illusions of little dancing bears on my desk! I do! I do!

mellow.gif ..... ohmy.gif

QUOTE(Anarias @ Nov 13 2006, 11:36 PM) 353591
Catacombs for transportation that requires only a little tarot card.
Fireworks because how is that not cool?
Serpent. No explanation needed.


Those buggers are NOT little... they're like 3"x5". HUGE.

anyways...

I would chose:

Via or the urban version of flow. Faster than teleport and doesn't require power! And besides, lets face it. Everyone lives on or near a road.

Nightkiss. Obviously badass. Eternal youth, and vampirism.

Changelingism! muahaha. Let's also assume shapeshifting includes genderbending (which it totally should... *nudge admins nudge admins*)

Illusions. What? I'm only allowed three powers? Read again, more carefully this time.... tongue.gif
Clise2006-11-14 09:41:44
Tervic you probably are referring to penumbra for the youth thingy?
Tervic2006-11-14 10:52:23
QUOTE(Clise @ Nov 14 2006, 01:41 AM) 353599
Tervic you probably are referring to penumbra for the youth thingy?


one of them.
Stangmar2006-11-15 03:09:42
Transmigrate would be fun as hell. I could put people in the asylum. Leave my animal in a room, walk into an adjacent room where some poor soul is, put a gun to my head, pull the trigger, and a few seconds later walk in through the door like nothing happened. I'd act confused too. "Dude, why are you so white? You look like you saw a ghost". Then look at the ground and scratch my head.
Diamondais2006-11-15 03:15:26
QUOTE(Tervic @ Nov 14 2006, 04:23 AM) 353598



Those buggers are NOT little... they're like 3"x5". HUGE.



Buddy, I etch metal plates that size. Its smaller than my hands and I do not have big hands.
Unknown2006-11-15 20:02:44
QUOTE(shadow @ Nov 14 2006, 02:55 AM) 353592

Meld/Mealstrom - Kill those buggers that annoy you while you take a swim in the sea.



I'd so just do Stillwater. Or Meld/Stillwater if you were really mad at the jellyfish. But I guess I take too much pleasure out of torturing jellyfish. I hate the blasted things.
Tervic2006-11-15 20:03:05
QUOTE(diamondais @ Nov 14 2006, 07:15 PM) 353806

Buddy, I etch metal plates that size. Its smaller than my hands and I do not have big hands.


Yes but I use 1"x2" playing cards, so meh. Dey're so cuuuUUUtttE! *girly squeal*

*ahem*

Anyways, the top ten skills I'd like to play with in addition to those I've already listed (not limiting myself to three this time)

Sacraments Honour
Aquamancy (especially for waterbourne)
Karma Justice
DarkRebirth
Tarot World + lust or teacher (whee ace every exam)
Spiritbond Nature
Dreamweaving leavebody
Farscout
Forcefield
Telepathy as a whole, but if I had to pick one, dominate or mindblast.


EDIT: And a rune of absorption happy.gif much wub.gif for that thing.