Cows

by Unknown

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Unknown2006-08-24 19:20:49
Something I did way way back before the war. Got 17 cows to follow me then quit the realms at the Pool(I really did have to go though). My friend stayed and saved what happened for me.

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2034h, 3258m, 2456e, 10p, 9070en, 15190w esSix-pat cow
You pat a cow in a friendly manner.
A cow chews some cud and looks at you blankly.
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Hezikiah steps out of the Pool of Stars, trailing sparkling motes of light.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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"Heh heh heh" Ternus chuckles.
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The bright sun shines down upon you.
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Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.
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Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Thoros peers about himself unscrupulously.
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Finger extended, Ternus pokes a cow.
A cow lets out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOO!'
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Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.
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Ternus pets a cow ingratiatingly.
A cow lets out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOO!'
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Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Faragan steps out of the Pool of Stars, trailing sparkling motes of light.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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You tell Trooper Thorias, "Just a sec."
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Faragan leaves to the east.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Meeting in the radiant
heart of New Celest, the broad city streets come together in a large, open plaza
of marbled stone. Rising in the centre of the plaza is a structure of noble and
luminescent pillars which suspend a round, ring-shaped platform twenty feet
above the light-studded surface of the pool below. The atmosphere within the
structure and around the pool bristles with a warm, electrical energy, giving a
slightly disorienting sense of dizziness and euphoria. A gradually ascending
stairway winds its way about the inside of the pillars, leading towards the
upper level of the structure and offering a bird's eye view of the pool. An
enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between
the columns. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars
stands here attentively. An obsidian eye sigil is here. The resplendent figure
of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively
over a small figure cradled in her arms. A statue of Isune stands here,
memorializing Her noble spirit. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here,
memorializing the death of some poor soul. There are 3 golden retrievers here.
There are 5 cavalier of the Lights here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil
here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. There are 15 cows here. A
dragon turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its features. Squire Hezikiah, of
the Armies of Light is here. He wields a platinum shortsword in his left hand
and an iron military broadsword in his right. Aqueous Magi, Ternus is here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
2034h, 3258m, 2456e, 10p, 9070en, 15190w esSix-look Fra
Clarification is in order.
2034h, 3258m, 2456e, 10p, 9070en, 15190w esSix-look Fara

Hezikiah leaves to the north.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
2034h, 3258m, 2456e, 10p, 9070en, 15190w esSix-Clarification is in order.
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Dahira arrives from the down.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Dahira rolls her eyes.
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Sipelus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Dahira leaves to the west.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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A chicken hops in from the southeast, scratching at the ground.
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A chicken clucks and hops off to the south.
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A chicken hops in from the south, scratching at the ground.
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A chicken clucks and hops off to the north.
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The body of Aqua Initiate Tanilan Luminare appears in a flash and her soul
descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with
emotion.
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Inexplicably, a cohesive bubble of water meanders by, small floating drips
trailing after it.
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(Aquamancers): Tanilan says, "Hello Aquamancers."
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A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes Ternus in light.
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(Aquamancers): Doman says, "Greetings."
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(Celest): Tanilan says, "Hello Fair Celest."
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(Aquamancers): Caleb says, "Hi big sister."
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Alita dances down a moonbeam and alights gently on the ground.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Dahira arrives from the east.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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You romp playfully in circles around Tanilan.
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Alita snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.
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Dahira leaves to the northwest.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Dahira bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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(Celest): Tanilan says, "Hey little bro."
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Hezikiah arrives from the south.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Hezikiah leaves to the south.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Alita leaves to the up.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Alita bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Aqua Initiate Tanilan Luminare says, "Hey ternus."
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Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.
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Ternus stares into his cupped hands.
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Jian arrives from the northwest.
A soft glow emanates from the southeast, and a moment later a tiny sprite
emerges, spiraling through the air in a graceful dance.
The mother trundles in from the southeast.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Jian leaves to the north.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Jian bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
A cloud of sparkling dust is thrown into the air as a tiny sprite suddenly
vanishes from view.
The mother trundles off to the north.
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Continuing the hunt for his dark mate, Father Sun presses forward in his
journey, lowering himself in the sky yet still casting even, full light upon the
land.
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Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Hezikiah arrives from the north.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Ternus frowns at a cow.
A cow lets out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOO!'
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Hope's Defender, Lord Thoros La'Saet says, "I'm going to slay these cows."
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Ternus gives a cow a push.
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A cow wobbles uncertainly, then tips over!
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Hezikiah leaves to the west.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Hezikiah bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Hope's Defender, Lord Thoros La'Saet says, "Somebody better remove them."
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Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.
2034h, 3258m, 2456e, 10p, 9070en, 15190w esSix-chin
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
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The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Meeting in the radiant
heart of New Celest, the broad city streets come together in a large, open plaza
of marbled stone. Rising in the centre of the plaza is a structure of noble and
luminescent pillars which suspend a round, ring-shaped platform twenty feet
above the light-studded surface of the pool below. The atmosphere within the
structure and around the pool bristles with a warm, electrical energy, giving a
slightly disorienting sense of dizziness and euphoria. A gradually ascending
stairway winds its way about the inside of the pillars, leading towards the
upper level of the structure and offering a bird's eye view of the pool. An
enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between
the columns. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars
stands here attentively. An obsidian eye sigil is here. The resplendent figure
of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively
over a small figure cradled in her arms. A statue of Isune stands here,
memorializing Her noble spirit. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here,
memorializing the death of some poor soul. There are 3 golden retrievers here.
There are 5 cavalier of the Lights here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil
here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. A cow lays on its side,
pathetically flailing its legs. There are 13 cows here. A dragon turtle rests
here, an air of majesty on its features. Aqueous Magi, Ternus is here. Aqua
Initiate Tanilan Luminare is here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
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"Ha!" Ternus exclaims to a cow with gusto.
A cow chews some cud and looks at Ternus blankly.
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Sipelus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Sipelus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Sipelus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Sipelus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.
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Ternus's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
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Faragan steps out of the Pool of Stars, trailing sparkling motes of light.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Aqua Initiate Tanilan Luminare says, "Why are there cow's at the pool."
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(Celest): Thoros says, "If the cows at the Pool aren't removed soon."
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Ternus shrugs helplessly.
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(Celest): Thoros says, "I'm going to kill every one of them."
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(Celest): Malicia says, "Heh."
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(Celest): Doman says, "Cow-hater."
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Vesar steps out of the Pool of Stars, trailing sparkling motes of light.
Vesar bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Vesar bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Vesar bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Vesar bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Vesar bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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(Celest): Thoros says, "No."
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"Heh heh heh" Ternus chuckles.
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Vesar blinks.
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(Celest): Caleb says, "Heh."
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(Celest): Thoros says, "Someone is being stupid by keeping them there."
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(Celest): Kaddaj says, "Ha ha ha...fun."
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Faragan leaves to the south.
A cavalier of the Light says, "Let me know if you need my assistance, Faragan."
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Faragan bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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(Celest): Malicia says, "Who's the shehperd?"
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Aqueous Magi, Ternus says, "Someone left a cow here."
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(Celest): Vesar says, "Move these damn cows."
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(Celest): Doman (from the Aetherways) says, "I call cow hater on you."
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Aqua Initiate Tanilan Luminare says, "Looks like they left a herd here."
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(Celest): Jigan says, "Maybe if you tell them that you can take them to Delport
they'll leave?"
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(Celest): Denwin says, "Don't hate the cow, they bring nature's bounty!"
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Ternus places his hands on the Pool of Stars and disappears in a fountain of
pulsating energy.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Thoros bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
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(Celest): Denwin says, "Fresh meat..."
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Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
Ternus bumps into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.
One reflection suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Ternus steps through.
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Thoros closes his eyes and clenches his fists, audibly grinding his teeth. A
sparkling sheen briefly runs over his skin, and his eyelids flicker open at
lightning speed.
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Thoros raises a gleaming symbol of hope towards a cow, and a scintillating beam
of light burns into her chest.
A cow aimlessly wanders off to the up.
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Thoros raises a gleaming symbol of hope towards a cow, and a scintillating beam
of light burns into her chest.
A cow aimlessly wanders off to the up.
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Bumping into several cows does add up to a longer balance penalty by the way. I thought the pro-cow comments were funny too.
Jigan2006-08-24 19:27:44
Hrm,

Normally I gather a bunch of cows and butcher them, now I have a new idea...