Okay, so on a whim I took the infamous flash movie (which a few of you might remember me shouting) and converted it into Lusternian form. Mildly amusing. The original can be found on albinoblacksheep.com, though it's extremely offensive and full of profanity, so be warned. I suggest you watch the original or else with won't make much sense. I've censored the worst of it, severely reducing the funnay, but I don't want to get banned.

EDIT: Link to the original. Not for the faint of heart.

Hokay. So here's Lusternia. Chilling. Dang, that is a sweet world you might say. Round! Alright. Ruling out the seals breaking, soulless becoming crashed into us, the planes exploding, and Morgfyre going apeshit, we're definately going to blow ourselves up. Hokay. So basically we've got Celest, Serenwilde, Glomdorrrrring, Gaudiguch, Hallifax, the Ackleberry, and us. With vernals. We've got about 2,600 more than anybody else. Whatever. Hanyway. One day we decides those Celestian sons of a bitches are going down. So we launch a vernal at Celest. While its on its way, Celest is like, "****! ****! Who the **** is shooting us?!", "Oh well, fire vernals!" Then Serenwilde is like, "**** guys, look at ze vernals, they are coming! Fire our ****!" "But I le tired" "Well then have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE VERNALS!" Meanwhile Estelbar is down there, like, "WTF MATE ^^". Shanthmark, Delport, and Paavik launched their ****, so now we've got vernals flying everywhere, passing each other, Acknor's like "ARGHHHHH! MOTHERLAND!", and Delport's like, "'Bout that time, eh chaps?" "Right-o". So now Magnagora is like, "****, we're dumbasses", Angkrag is like, "What's going on, EH?", Estelbar is still like, "WTF^^", Kethuru is laughing at us, and some huge soulless is like, "Well **** that." So now we've got tainted **** everywhere. Everybody's dead but Estelbar, and they're still like "WTF ^^". But they'll be dead soon too. ****in' Furrikin. But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, we Magnagorans just have to worry about breaking off to go hang with Balach. Angkrag can come too. THE END!

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I think that about sums it up...

Good conversion. Only I think Delport should "HAVE A NAP, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES"

no, because Serens are a-holes and are hairy and hippie and stuff

also very pretentious

Worth a moment of laughter. But yes, full of profanity.

I that flash video. I used to watch it ALLLLL the time when I was younger!

Heh, nice. Now if only we could modify the video.

I love you, Guido. Will you marry me?

I still watch it all the time!

Guido you rock, BTW.