Deepnight costs more than most used cars.

"ZOMG NERF IXION!"

"Honk if you're Tainted"

"Make Wyrd, not Taint"

"I brake for hamsters"

"Buckle up, it makes it harder for your enemies to summon you."

"My car doesn't register your presence as a threat."

"Caution: Faeling at the wheel."

"Morgfyre consumed my steed."

"My other car is a ."

"Demigod on board."

"I raided and all I got was this lousey sticker."

"=Teh Bomb"

"If you're close enough to read this, you're obviously a griefer."

"Who needs insurance? I transmigrate."

"Watch out for tentacles."

"This car is loyal to "

"Nerf Santa. Gnomes FTW."

"Survived the horrors of rush hour when sanity was threatened."

Don't make me staff-twirl you...

"My son broke your son's demesne"

"I got hit with a Cen rune, what the Nil is your excuse?"

Beware of Griefers

Credits are your friends

Uncle Methrenton wants YOU to be in the army

YOU HAVE NOT SET YOUR BUMPERSTICKER TYPE SET BUMPERSTICKER

We aren't Tainted, we're Wyrded!

Definitely my favourite so far.

Says you

Everyone knows the real perk of being a guild leader is the private office for "private conversations."

How's my driving?
ISSUE HE DRIVES BADLY!

EDIT:
Estarra is my Co-Pilot

Speed Demon Lord

Honk if you're underpowered

Save the Illiths

I would transfer you some credits, but Richter has them all.

If you crash into me, you could die, but I'll just congulgate.

Honk if your fuzzy.
Estarra Loves You. Everyone else thinks you're an
I want to die in my sleep, just like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling in pain like the passengers on his aethership.
Life's a chance. Pray the Fates like you.
Do not off the Divines, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

PRAY FOR SALVATION while you still have the chance.

(Krokani) I've got my eye on you.