Arrr, it be "International Talk Like a Pirate day". Time t' uncork th' rum n' grog n' bring out th' wenches. Ye all be celebratin' in a comely fashion, or ye be tastin' th' bad end o' me cutlass.

Yarrr-harrr!

Yarr!

Eyeball other o' me posts t' be seein' how I celebrate this tide. `Tis nay called "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" fer nothin'!

Real pirates talk like this...

3 strikes 2 outs, man the preasure is on.

Except with 3 strikes and 2 outs, the inning's over. There's no more pressure!

"What is Baseball?" for 3000, Xen.

Aye!

Todae be tha dae I cen tork loik thiis, an' annoy the beard of o' any landlubber who don't appreshiate tha talen'.

Now, where'd I be leavin' the key ta tha' grog-storeroom o' mine...

Posers! I am sticking to my guns, and keeping it ninja.

I hate you all I hate you all I hate you all...

Yeah? Well

Thar, ya see? We got an army of the cu'lass-weildin' buggers!

Pirate vs. Ninja

Does this holiday even exist in the real world, out of the internet? I've never heard anyone talk like a pirate before.

Yarr.