The more ninjas, the weaker they are. 1 ninja = death on two legs. More than 3 ninjas = pushovers.
Pirates' strength is proportional to their numbers, no matter how many they are. So, 1 ninja win against 1 pirate, but more than 5 pirates win against more than 5 ninjas.
As for coolness factor, let's do a totally biased and unfair comparison.
Pirates have Jack Sparrow. Ninjas have... Naruto.
Arr!
Pirates' strength is proportional to their numbers, no matter how many they are. So, 1 ninja win against 1 pirate, but more than 5 pirates win against more than 5 ninjas.
As for coolness factor, let's do a totally biased and unfair comparison.
Pirates have Jack Sparrow. Ninjas have... Naruto.
Arr!
QUOTE(alaskar @ Sep 20 2006, 06:51 PM) 333811
I prefer Pirates, but post your arguments as to why the one you pick is more awesome than the other! Ninjas are okay, but they aren't pirates, and thus aren't as awesome!
I disagree, Ninjas are awesome BECAUSE they aren't Pirates
.Pirates because of their speech. I like the secrecy of ninjas, but the ferociousness and ruthlessness of pirates takes the cake. And I do like cake. A lot.
God, I'm SO ****ING TIRED of this pirate/ninja 
. I've never seen a joke beaten into such a horrible state of unfunniness - I literally flinch any time robots, zombies, pirates, ninjas, or 'Chuck Norris' is mentioned. It's like saying those words instantly invokes the spirits of teh funnay. It did at first, when it was still odd and fresh and silly, but it's just been killed. Your little pop-culture obsessing isn't cute or funny it's just ****ing annoying so please find a new goddamn fad before I lose my mind.
"LMAO I'M A PIRATE NINJA ZOMBIE ROBOT SUPER-SAIYAN HEHEHE"
"ROFL"
"LOL"
"YEAH WELL I'M CHUCK NORRIS HAHA CHUCK NORRIS AND JESUS FUSE INTO SSJ MOSES AND HADOKEN U 2 DETH!"
"ROFLMAO!!!!!!!1111111ONEONE11ELEVEN"
****ing idiots. I love absurdity but there's a fine line between being funny and just being a complete retard. Stringing a bunch of random unrelated crap together (LOL WHUT IF A ROBOT CHUCK NORRIS GOT IN A KNIFE FIGHT WITH OPRAH AND SADDAM ON MERCURY) doesn't make you clever or amusing.
. I've never seen a joke beaten into such a horrible state of unfunniness - I literally flinch any time robots, zombies, pirates, ninjas, or 'Chuck Norris' is mentioned. It's like saying those words instantly invokes the spirits of teh funnay. It did at first, when it was still odd and fresh and silly, but it's just been killed. Your little pop-culture obsessing isn't cute or funny it's just ****ing annoying so please find a new goddamn fad before I lose my mind. "LMAO I'M A PIRATE NINJA ZOMBIE ROBOT SUPER-SAIYAN HEHEHE"
"ROFL"
"LOL"
"YEAH WELL I'M CHUCK NORRIS HAHA CHUCK NORRIS AND JESUS FUSE INTO SSJ MOSES AND HADOKEN U 2 DETH!"
"ROFLMAO!!!!!!!1111111ONEONE11ELEVEN"
****ing idiots. I love absurdity but there's a fine line between being funny and just being a complete retard. Stringing a bunch of random unrelated crap together (LOL WHUT IF A ROBOT CHUCK NORRIS GOT IN A KNIFE FIGHT WITH OPRAH AND SADDAM ON MERCURY) doesn't make you clever or amusing.
Should I be scared when Guido sigs me? 
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Sep 21 2006, 01:28 AM) 333997
God, I'm SO ****ING TIRED of this pirate/ninja shit. I've never seen a joke beaten into such a horrible state of unfunniness - I literally flinch any time robots, zombies, pirates, ninjas, or 'Chuck Norris' is mentioned. It's like saying those words instantly invokes the spirits of teh funnay. It did at first, when it was still odd and fresh and silly, but it's just been killed. Your little pop-culture obsessing isn't cute or funny it's just ****ing annoying so please find a new goddamn fad before I lose my mind.
"LMAO I'M A PIRATE NINJA ZOMBIE ROBOT SUPER-SAIYAN HEHEHE"
"ROFL"
"LOL"
"YEAH WELL I'M CHUCK NORRIS HAHA CHUCK NORRIS AND JESUS FUSE INTO SSJ MOSES AND HADOKEN U 2 DETH!"
"ROFLMAO!!!!!!!1111111ONEONE11ELEVEN"
****ing idiots. I love absurdity but there's a fine line between being funny and just being a complete retard. Stringing a bunch of random unrelated crap together (LOL WHUT IF A ROBOT CHUCK NORRIS GOT IN A KNIFE FIGHT WITH OPRAH AND SADDAM ON MERCURY) doesn't make you clever or amusing.
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Sep 20 2006, 10:37 PM) 334019
