Shana Tova everyone.

If I have done anything prickish over the past year, please forgive me.

I forgive you.

If I don't forgive you, what happens? Do you burn for eternity?

That sorta power would be reeally tempting...

Yes...

Don't you feel better about yourself now?












Ok, not really... Jews don't believe in hell, I don't feel like explaining the system of reward and punishment though. Its the subject of books not posts.

It's Jewish new year already?

We Discordians don't get more than one new year. Our calendar is aligned perfectly with the Gregorian one, which is strangely convenient...

Hoorah, Shanah Tovah everyone!

Fallen, much as it tempts me not to, I apologise for proving you wrong in the rants thread

I'm in the choir at my synagogue, so it's a good thing you don't need your voice to type...

A searing pain takes hold of your throat as your voicebox burns out.

Interesting, did you know that the Jewsih Calendar has 4 new years, or were you just making a comment such as you would for the chinese calendar? I guess a Jewish chinese guy gets 6 new years... lucky barstars.

Except that you didn't prove me wrong... a person who can't even spell THE correctly will never prove me wrong.. and for your pride and arrogance, I see lots of punishment coming your way. Happy New Year

That's very strange! The Catholic liturgical calendar doesn't align with the Gregorian one, even though it's a Catholic invention.

Not that we really celebrate the liturgical new year as a new year...

P.S. Calendar hog. Get your own!