As we move into the last few days of our second year of Lusternia, we usher in a new era of humourous quotes.
Welcome to the third year of some very funny and some not so funny quotes of Lusternia.

Quick, somebody say something funny! Say it.....*shakefist*

Something funny!

AAAAAARGH!

Drinking starbucks gives you a third nipple!

First quote!

Message #2078 Sent by: Vanatul
10/05 03:31 "(Oh my god I just spent SO MUCH on credits for flattery, jesus
christ, you owe me nine guildfavours)"

Vanatul has the following skills:

Common Skills Rank Pool
------------- ------------ ------------
Combat Inept Melee
Resilience Inept Fitness
Discernment Apprentice Intellect
Magic Inept Arcana
Planar Apprentice Mysticism
Discipline Apprentice Willpower
Environment Inept Communion
Influence Capable Magnetism

9.0.11 Skill ranks

Skillranks indicate a general level of competence in the skill. As you grow in
power, the skillranks will be harder and harder to attain. From lowest to
highest, the following are all the skillranks.

1) Inept
2) Novice
3) Apprentice
4) Capable
5) Adept
6) Master
7) Gifted
8) Expert
9) Virtuoso
10) Fabled
11) Mythical
12) Transcendent

The Necromentate bellows in agony and the sphere of darkness shudders but
finally repulses the angelic being, throwing it back towards New Celest where it
is absorbed back into the Star of Celest.
The black globe of darkness that surrounds Magnagora suddenly disappears in
wisps of black smoke.
The black globe of darkness that surrounds Magnagora suddenly disappears in
wisps of black smoke.
The black globe of darkness that surrounds Magnagora suddenly disappears in
wisps of black smoke.
The black globe of darkness that surrounds Magnagora suddenly disappears in
wisps of black smoke.
The black globe of darkness that surrounds Magnagora suddenly disappears in
wisps of black smoke.
3926h, 5690m, 4808e, 10p elrxk-

Snaikka i'Xiia shouts, "House d'Murani, your incompetence has shown itself
again!"
Snaikka i'Xiia shouts, "House d'Murani, your incompetence has shown itself
again!"
3926h, 5690m, 4808e, 10p elrxk-

Snaikka i'Xiia shouts, "House d'Murani, your incompetence has shown itself
again!"
Snaikka i'Xiia shouts, "House d'Murani, your incompetence has shown itself
again!"
Snaikka i'Xiia shouts, "House d'Murani, your incompetence has shown itself
again!"
3926h, 5690m, 4808e, 10p elrxk-

The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani shouts, "Curse House i'Xiia for this
disaster!"
The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani shouts, "Curse House i'Xiia for this
disaster!"
The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani shouts, "Curse House i'Xiia for this
disaster!"
The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani shouts, "Curse House i'Xiia for this
disaster!"
The esteemed scientist Tunika d'Murani shouts, "Curse House i'Xiia for this
disaster!"
3926h, 5690m, 4808e, 10p elrxk-

Seritul d'Vanecu shouts, "It is House n'Rotri's failure that has let this
happen!"
Seritul d'Vanecu shouts, "It is House n'Rotri's failure that has let this
happen!"
Seritul d'Vanecu shouts, "It is House n'Rotri's failure that has let this
happen!"
Seritul d'Vanecu shouts, "It is House n'Rotri's failure that has let this
happen!"
Seritul d'Vanecu shouts, "It is House n'Rotri's failure that has let this
happen!"

o.O

Yes, we are all quite aware that the necromentate fell, thank you

Yes, and he's pointing out that they shout everytime power is stolen. Which creates multiple shouts.

5211h, 5529m, 5211e, 10p elrxk<>---/03:51:22.796/
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith begins to chant in a deep and baleful voice, and an iron cross rises up from the ground before you. Vicious spikes slam into your flesh and nail you to the cross. You scream in pain and agony as blood is spattered in
all directions.
4639h, 5529m, 5211e, 10p elrxkp<>---/03:51:23.234/

I was a good boy.

Why'd he do that?

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Azora tells you, "Sudsy! The Eighth Dwarf!"

You tell Azora Talnara, Silvermoon Vixen, "Eh?"

Azora tells you, "Nothing. Damned pookas."

And it seems somebody in the Serenwilde is getting Pooka Crazy...


Message #1198 Sent by: Hiriako
10/06 02:29 "HI HOOOOOOOO!... Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to clean you go! *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* Hi ho! Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!"

Message #1199 Sent by: Hiriako
10/06 02:29 "I hate pookas..."

(Market): Richter says,"RIchter's Forging: If it's hot, I'll bang it. No liquor required.

Well, in context...

Cost me about 35K.

Why does that mean he needs to favour you?



Now that I know the context, it's not as odd as I thought it was. Quite funny!

It's called 'a joke'. Many human beings exchange obvious half-truths for the purpose of providing amusement or making light of otherwise depressing situations.

man, how long till a character gets deleted?