Quotes 3

by Charune

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Forren2007-10-09 21:31:26
QUOTE(Shayle @ Oct 9 2007, 05:28 PM) 448004
Wow!


Seconded
Stangmar2007-10-09 21:51:59
(College): Callus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Welcome to the College, Methro! Please read CGHELP WELCOME to get yourself started, and then take a look at CGHELP GEOMANCES."

(College): Methro says, "You mean GEOMANCERS, right?"

(Mindlink): You say, "Haha, Callus, you got corrected by a noob."

(College): Callus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Die."

(College): Callus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Mis."

(Mindlink): Callus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Oh my god."

(Mindlink): Callus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Oh my god."

(Mindlink): Callus (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Oh my god."

Callus2007-10-09 21:54:06
The shame... I must submit myself to monthly torture sessions with Nifilhema now, as self-punishment.

On a happier note, my first quote!
Aoife2007-10-09 22:01:12
QUOTE(Aison @ Oct 9 2007, 05:15 PM) 447996
...

CODE
(Academy): Metaric says, "Hey everybody, up in this space, here/ Im asking this question,
on the academy Athe-eer/And I really hope you think that I am sincere/cause I really need
help with the gnome engineer/Im talking about that smoke mountain quest/You can get an
honours line/So people know youre the best/But Im having a real problem/Im getting very
stressed/But if someone helps a bit/I can figure the rest./I can get those balls of
glass/And I can give em to the queen really fast/My mastery of this is unsurpassed/But
here the part that really burns my/pride./I get to the top, balls in hand/I walk to the
catapult, just as planned/But the god-cursed thing is broke!/It makes me really want to
choke!/And the engineer/Has no I-deer/How to fix its gears!/And theres also a wall mason
here!/And I cant find mud anywhere near!/So I just need a couple of hints/Or I will keep
having these rhyming stints/And the people that help me the most/Will get their own,
rhyming boast!/I mean, the people who help me/Will get their own song, completely
free!/Made by me, and you can clearly see. /So someone please help make this all clear/Or
I will shed many a tear."


wtf.gif
Tael2007-10-09 22:03:09
QUOTE(Aoife @ Oct 9 2007, 06:01 PM) 448022
wtf.gif


And yet, I am not allowed to speak in verse. losewings.gif

Ah well. Another aspiring OP choir boy at least!
Callus2007-10-09 22:08:30
(Iniquitous Lyceum): Shikha (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ran's secret
pimp clan."

(Iniquitous Lyceum): Shikha (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mis."
Jack2007-10-09 23:40:55
QUOTE(Tael Talnara @ Oct 9 2007, 11:03 PM) 448023
Ah well. Another aspiring OP choir boy at least!

Don't let him mingle with the Celestines. You know how priests react to choir boys.
Stangmar2007-10-09 23:44:43
(Mindlink): Callus (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Do not resist me, puny Stangmar. The Earthe is your kin. You bathed in the Mudde when you were little, you experimented with your Staff when you grew up... It is a part of you."
Arin2007-10-10 00:46:24
QUOTE(Aison @ Oct 10 2007, 07:15 AM) 447996
...

CODE
(Academy): Metaric says, "..."


whatthe.gif freaked.gif And he's in my guild
Jack2007-10-10 01:33:58
(The Dark Carnival): Kerigor says, "Like you never had sex veo."
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "She hasnt."
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, ":P."
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
(The Dark Carnival): Yukari says, "<3 Veo."
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
(The Dark Carnival): Kerigor says, "I havent."
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
(The Midnight Legion): Veonira says, "I AM VIRGINAL AND PURE."
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
(The Midnight Legion): Veonira says, "Ignore that."
3576h, 898m, 4028e, 10p, 16000en, 18340w ex-
(The Dark Carnival): Veonira says, "Oh my ****ing god."
Unknown2007-10-10 01:36:34
Ninja'd!
Unknown2007-10-10 02:04:03
QUOTE(Aison @ Oct 9 2007, 11:15 AM) 447996
...

CODE
(Academy): Metaric says, "Hey everybody, up in this space, here/ Im asking this question,
on the academy Athe-eer/And I really hope you think that I am sincere/cause I really need
help with the gnome engineer/Im talking about that smoke mountain quest/You can get an
honours line/So people know youre the best/But Im having a real problem/Im getting very
stressed/But if someone helps a bit/I can figure the rest./I can get those balls of
glass/And I can give em to the queen really fast/My mastery of this is unsurpassed/But
here the part that really burns my/pride./I get to the top, balls in hand/I walk to the
catapult, just as planned/But the god-cursed thing is broke!/It makes me really want to
choke!/And the engineer/Has no I-deer/How to fix its gears!/And theres also a wall mason
here!/And I cant find mud anywhere near!/So I just need a couple of hints/Or I will keep
having these rhyming stints/And the people that help me the most/Will get their own,
rhyming boast!/I mean, the people who help me/Will get their own song, completely
free!/Made by me, and you can clearly see. /So someone please help make this all clear/Or
I will shed many a tear."


No rhythmic structure, iffy rhyming scheme, reads less like a song than a giant block of text with slashes between sentences. Good effort, but ultimately lacking.
Hazar2007-10-10 02:26:22
Think of it as free-form rap and interpret it right, it works.