(Market): Marcalo says, "Innocent celestine children depend on your buying my credits, and well your ability to hide them from your priests."

You shout, "Run Visaeris, run, you wanted a fight, I gave you one and you run."

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament,
"Lysandus, My request to take male posturing extends to you, as well."

A fold appears in the tapestry of fate, heralding the birth of a new year as the
gods pen the next chapter into the neverending story that is Lusternia.
You are dismayed as a simple oaken pipe turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a simple oaken pipe turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a simple oaken pipe turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an elegant orange cloak of fine wool turns to dust in your
hands.
You are dismayed as an intricate black mask turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a garnet vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a garnet vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a garnet vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.
It is now the 1st of Estar, 167 years after the Coming of Estarra.


....Happy New Year, anyone?

Joli: I just want something cheap that will do what I want it to do :/

*point boyfriend*

I've been meaning to add this funny. It from the same nite of my other log of the whole wet Igasho head craziness. I saved it because within the span of 24 hours I witnessed 3 different IC mishaps and yet that same day -I- was teased for slipping with the word 'level'. So its only fair to share this!



You say, "I need to rest, have fun everyone."

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Oh...you all haven't met Lly's pony!"

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Meet Poker before you go, great aunt?"

You say, "Poker?"
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Lly's pony."
Lly points accusingly at a white and brown speckled pony.

ex-ih pony
"pony20934" a white and brown speckled pony
"pony30979" a white and brown speckled pony
"pony13180" a white and brown speckled pony
Number of matching objects: 3 (out of 45 total)

You say, "Which one."

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "POKER!"

Inox pets a white and brown speckled pony ingratiatingly.

You say, "But.. theres 3 ponys here..."

Saran ponders the situation.

Lly leaves to the north.
Breaking into a smooth gallop, a white and brown speckled pony leaves to the
north.
Lly arrives from the north.
A white and brown speckled pony trots in from the north.

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "13180."

You say, "Lly!"

Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde says, "Hmm?"

Xiphoid becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Hello."

The corners of Xiphoid's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.


Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Poker's identification number is 13180."


Xiphoid shivers violently.
"Heh heh heh" Saiana chuckles.
Saran tilts his head curiously.
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "That's the one."

You have emoted: Accalia hangs her head.

Lly pats a white and brown speckled pony in a friendly manner.
Inox coughs softly.
The corners of Xiphoid's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Finger extended, Saiana pokes Lly.

You say, "So the one on the right? It is a great pony, where did you get it?"

Mistress of Ceremonies Saiana, Poetic Dancer pokes the insanity out of Lly.


Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Actually, the aforementioned Igasho bought it
as a gift."
Arix snickers softly to himself.
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "You say a word, Arix."

I'm surprised Saran didn't jump at the oppertunity to be a jerk to Lly.

I just love the excessive stuff piled on me while I was at ONE HEALTH

604h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19274w exkbp<>-
A golden dragon turtle breaks your left leg.
Broken left leg afflict - cure: menl
A golden dragon turtle crushes your right leg.
Broken right leg afflict - cure: menl
A golden dragon turtle pulverizes your left arm.
Broken left arm afflict - cure: mena
A golden dragon turtle smashes your right arm.
Broken right arm afflict - cure: mena
231h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19286w exkbp<>-
A biting cold seeps deep into your skin.
Shivering afflict - cure: fire
An enormous wave sweeps over you, knocking you to the ground.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around you, attacking you with tiny stings.
1h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19286w exkbp<>-fly

You move sluggishly into action.
1h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19286w exkbp<>-
With a focused look, Vesar strikes at you with Starblaze. He stumbles forward as
he fails to strike you.
1h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19286w exkbp<>-

A warrior has MISSED you! Poser.
Lysandus plays the Rosewood Lute of Celestial Rhapsody and directs the exquisite
notes towards you.
The lyrical sound invokes a strange longing for Lysandus.
!! ATTRACTED by Lysandus! Must be deaf to leave room !!
1h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19286w exkbp<>-
You are no longer stunned.
Missing insomnia defence
1h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19286w exkbp<>-
You must pick yourself off the ground first.
1h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19286w exkbp<>-
Forren stares at you with a burning intensity.
1h, 3343m, 4039e, 10p, 15015en, 19298w exkbp<>-
Forren points his staff at you, icy water erupting forth and pounding into your
body. The shock of the cold water makes you gasp involuntarily, knocking the
breath out of you.
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, you struggle for one
last breath before succumbing to death.
You have been slain by Forren.
A calamus root falls out of your inventory.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.

Celestine-Magnagorian Diplomacy.

Aiakon tells you, "Hail."
Aiakon tells you, "I will speak with your foulness momentarily, if I may."

You tell Father Aiakon, Crimson Prelate, "Hail Taint bringer, befouler of the
land."

Aiakon tells you, "Now that we have done with the pleasantries."

You tell Father Aiakon, Crimson Prelate, "What does your acid tongue have to
say."

(Magnagora): Eruttu says, "Don't give me this about it's not the size of the 'boat' that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. Yeah, well it takes a freaking long time to get to England in a row boat."

*cough*COUGH*

Edit: And someone needs to teach that girl a lesson in grammar. Referring to yourself in the third person? WTF? Only the man behind the post above me can have screwed up grammar, and that's because he's insane.

Bravo.

Talking to a novice about the importance of probing:

Seeker of the Moon, Novice says, "I can't probe you."

Feyrll was tired...

You quickly toss a firmly packed snowball to Feyrll, who catches it nimbly.
Feyrll eats a firmly packed snowball with obvious gusto.
You ask, "Why'd you just eat a snowball?"
Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "Why not?"
You say, "Because.. it's cold."
Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "But I'm furry."
You ask, "What does that have to do with anything?"
Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "Fur keeps one warm."
You ask, "From snowballs..?"
Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "Snowballs are cold."
Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "I am furry. Fur is warm. Ergo, I counter cold snowballs."

<>: Terentia says, "Kaalak?"

<>: Terentia says, "Do you require something?"

<>: Kaalak says, "A room for the guild master Lady. But I believe I
er...put of Gradd the other day."

<>: Terentia says, "Mm. I meant something much more..current."

<>: You say, "Like a guild favour for Ayesha so she can be GR 3?"

<>: Terentia says, "Something like that."

<>: Kaalak says, "Lady Terentia, if You would be so kind as to
promote our very devote Ecclesiar Ayesha to Postulant I would be very
appreciative."

<>: Terentia says, "There."

readlog celestines
2007/01/17 01:49:23 - Genevieve deposited 10000 gold at Bank of New Celest.
2007/01/17 02:33:45 - Kaalak guildfavoured Lysanias for: for completing his
ecclesiar exams! well done!
2007/01/17 02:34:41 - Shamarah guildfavoured Lilia for: completing ecclesiar.
2007/01/17 03:17:08 - Razenth guildfavoured Ayesha for: anointed.
2007/01/17 03:22:43 - Terentia guildfavoured Ayesha for: so decreeth the
merciful judge, walk as an annointed of the light, aesyha.

<>: Terentia says, "Though.."

<>: Terentia says, "I suppose it would be more accurate if I could
correctly scribe her name."

readlog celestines
2007/01/17 01:49:23 - Genevieve deposited 10000 gold at Bank of New Celest.
2007/01/17 02:33:45 - Kaalak guildfavoured Lysanias for: for completing his
ecclesiar exams! well done!
2007/01/17 02:34:41 - Shamarah guildfavoured Lilia for: completing ecclesiar.
2007/01/17 03:17:08 - Razenth guildfavoured Ayesha for: anointed.
2007/01/17 03:22:43 - Terentia guildfavoured Ayesha for: so decreeth the
merciful judge, walk as an annointed of the light, aesyha.

<>: You say, "Oo.."

<>: Terentia says, "Which thusly means that since I make no errors,
her name must be changed. Someone see to that."

<>: Kaalak says, "Yes M'lady at once."

----

Mig Ayesha Inxs?

Now make me gr5, because I want to partake in such amusing conversations, without actually having to work for the rank

Saran is only a jerk to people who annoy him, and he actually likes Lly. You have to do something he disagrees with to get his back up, or annoy him when he's upset. Even then he might end up being nice to you later unless he gets it in his mind that you are just not worth it.

However what is the point of making a post like this on the forums?

EDIT: Then again this could be a stab at me because I don't like people speaking oocly on an IC channel. I know, I know I'm a horrible person

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Don't make Me rip your spleen out through your
mouth!"
(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Err."
(Glomdoring): Xinemus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "As You command, m'Lady."
(Glomdoring): Arkzrael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "My Lady?"
(Glomdoring): Diamante says, "Fain must be talking again."

ORLY?

(Empyreal Host): Terentia says, "Don't dare make Me rip your kidneys up through
your chest and out of your mouth."
(Empyreal Host): Terentia says, "...Er..You heard nothing.
(Empyreal Host): Catarin says, "...ow."