It's not a criticism! I love Charlie Brown. And I also feel that he might look somewhat like Nejii now Nejii is human.

And he does shed, which would make him bald.

This was provoked by Shric having sipped love potion. We all know what happens then:

14) Sabael: "And now..there's a man named Shric looking at me in a way I'm not too fond of."

You tell Troubadour Sabael, "Oh dear, and how might that be?"

15) Sabael: "..like he wants more romance than I'm willing to provide."

You tell Troubadour Sabael, "My, aren't we the popular one this month?"

16) Sabael: "I think I'm going to be ill."

You tell Troubadour Sabael, "Tch, you are ever so jumpy. Just relax, I'm sure it won't be that... hard."

17) Sabael: "Oh, Lord, stop!"

You tell Troubadour Sabael, "Well dear. My manse is open to you if you feel the
need to flee. Though I expected a steadfast young faeling like yourself to take
it stoicly."

18) Sabael: "He's an igasho. I'm a faeling."

19) Sabael: "....nature saw our possible union and screamed "No, no, dear gods
and all that is holy, no!""

And I'm going to die for the following:

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Hmm. Interesting.
I wonder if the colon distents that far."

That's awesome.

You guys can blame me, sadly.

The Star Council had a discussion about "The exchange of bodily fluids." It devolved into a discussion of sex. Elostian had the most interesting things to say about it though.

Elostian usually does have the most interesting things to say. I'm simply waiting for him to 'accidently' pop in during an intimate moment and start questioning me about it. ;_;

Alodia tells you, "Busy?"
2170h, 3160m, 2784e, 10p elrxp-wake
You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2170h, 3160m, 2784e, 10p elrxp-
You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2170h, 3160m, 2784e, 10p elrxp-
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
2170h, 3160m, 2784e, 10p elrxp-
You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Alodia says, "Busy Sir?"
2170h, 3160m, 2784e, 10p elrxp-tell alodia What do you require?
You tell Holy Mother Alodia Luminare, Ecclesiarch of Celestia, "What do you
require?"
2170h, 3160m, 2784e, 10p elrxp-
Alodia tells you, "Can you kindly slit my throat?"

Kindly and sliting throats don't exactly go together. Like apples and oranges....

(Market): Kharaen says, "Died while exploring aetherspace and stranded your
ship? For 250 gold, I'll let you blow on my algoronthine whistle!"

This made me laugh. Probably because my mind is perpetually in the gutter.

I laughed too. Way to use an artifact to get rich (although not sure HOW rich...)!

On the topic of market inuendo...



I blame Veonira. She has no tolerance for interspecies erotica. And damn Shiro and Shiro the second for having such familiar names.

(Glomdoring): Sobran says, "For the Glory of Glomporing."
3060h, 3267m, 3681e, 10p, 14200en, 15235w elrxk-
(Glomdoring): Sobran says, "Glomdoring rather."
3060h, 3267m, 3681e, 10p, 14200en, 15235w elrxk-
(Glomdoring): Sobran says, "One of these days, I'll get it right."

(Envoys): You say "(Me making long analyses of the issues that make Thornrend a worthless instakill)."

Veyda has been drawn and quartered by Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard.

(Envoys): Laysus says, "Yep, useless insta that."
(Envoys): Xenthos says, "And speaking of "worthless insta"..."

You sent the following message to Dylara: (( You're not helping!!

It was with Krellan hitting him with Fae. I dont usually pull it off unless I get really lucky with Darkseed and my demesne in spars.

But that deserves a

Serenwilde should allow to kill their citizens... burn the damn leaves already

Aww, you want me to have absolute control over Serenwilde that badly?

I was talking about Dylara

She roxxorz y0r boxxorz

A mutilated leg comes flying in from the south and lands on the ground with a
'thump.'

"Eek!" you shout in fright.

Sarrasri suddenly scoops up a mutilated leg.

Sarrasri licks a mutilated leg.

Third leg?

I know I say I want to.. but I really wouldn't unless I was really pissed off.

Afterall, I just had it stated in a Guild Post I'd severely punish any Hartstone I heard attacking a Commune Mate.