(Celest): Shiro says, "I wished everyone smelled as nice as Lord ELostian."

(Celest): Daxera says, "I don't know if I'd want to be able to smell Ixion in
such a way."

(Celest): Zalandrus says, "Hm, I wasn't aware He smelled nice..."

(Celest): Elostian says, "I have no smell."

(Celest): Zalandrus says, "Perhaps that is what is nice about it."

(Celest): You say, "His divine aura dispels most odor causing germs and
bacteria."

(Celest): Daxera says, "Heh."

(Celest): Elostian says, "It would if I had a corporeal form."

(Celest): Shiro says, "This conversation has gotten weird."

(Celest): You say, "See! Told ya so. So to not smell bad, just ask Lord Elostian to rid you of your corporeal form! Problem solved."

(Celest): Shizuko says, "There we go."

(Celest): Shizuko says, "Of course, there are also bad side effects."

(Celest): Shizuko says, "But at least you won't smell."

(Celest): You say, "Pay no attention to those."

(Celest): Elostian says, "No wonder you got killed by Terentia, Adee, your
comments leave you -so- open to these things."

Squire Shiro Aramanth, of the Armies of Light says, "Women cost to much."

Context is unnecessary. -sagenod-

Iasmos doffs an alligator jaw crown cordially.

Iasmos leaves to the southwest.

"What the...?" you say, looking puzzled.

Rika puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"

You say, "He gets angry at me for hunting bucks..but he's wearing an alligator
crown!"

You stomp about a bit, grumping vigorously.

Krellan snickers softly to himself.

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "Well.. there is a difference."

You say, "Ah well. Such is life."

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "Alligators live in Balach."

'Oh?' you exclaim quizzically at Rika.

You say, "So? Are they still not living breathing creatures of nature?"

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "No, that is not the point."

You say, "That IS the point."

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "Not really."

You say, "He gets angry at me for killing bucks for jewelry, but someone killed
those alligators for his jewelry."

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "The point is you want to kill bucks in the
Serenwilde."

Krellan tells you, "You should do it nekkid instead."

Krellan tells you, "Then everyone would be okay with it."

You tell Krellan, "-thwap-."

Krellan tells you, "*sniffle*."

You say, "Okay...? So because the bucks live in the Serenwilde that makes them
better than the alligators who /don't/ live in this forest?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "That makes TONS of sense."

Krellan pats you in a friendly manner.

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "No, that means we don't want them leaving the Serenwilde."

You say, "Well I guess that's that then."

Krellan says, "Just admit Serens are more attached to bucks."

You tell Squire Shiro Aramanth, of the Armies of Light, "One buck and one doe."

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout sticks out her tongue and says, "Well, fine, we are."

Krellan says, "We do have the White Hart afterall."
Rika nods her head emphatically.

Krellan says, "Not some Scaly Gator."

You say, "Well I bet he has an impressive set of antlers, where's he?"

Krellan tells you, "Serens love the skyclad!"

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "Besides, the reason you're being asked to leave
is because you're here to help a commune enemy."

You tell Krellan, "Heh."

Krellan tells you, "*flutter*."

You say, "I'm helping him? It's not like he can enchant this. You can't enchant
weddingbands."

Krellan says, "He won't get married anyways."

You tell Squire Shiro Aramanth, of the Armies of Light, "The best part is that
he gets pissy at me for killing bucks for jewelry, and he's wearing an ALLIGATOR
CROWN!"

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "Since when did things need to be enchanted to be
helpful?"

Shiro tells you, "Rofl!"

Iasmos arrives from the southwest.

You say, "What is he going to do? Take it off and throw it at you? Oh no!"

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "That isn't the point."

Krellan exclaims to you, "It could bruise!"

Keeper Rika, Totem Scout says, "And I believe I've asked you to leave."

You grip your sides and chortle madly at Krellan.

You roll your eyes.

You say, "Whatever. So be it. I'll leave you to your own hypocrisy. Have fun."

You say to Iasmos, "Nice alligator."

Iasmos says, "Farewell."

Gods have the watch skill for a reason after all. Favours are the least I'd expect.
PS: And I was being sarcastic, Razenth.

EDIT: And just to make sure people don't take this the wrong way.. I'm -still- being sarcastic.

So here's what had happened...I was trying to get some bucks for a jewelry design for Shiro. I got 'caught' doing this and they weren't all too happy...and this is what happened. I just don't understand you Wilders sometimes..

We dont care if the Bucks and Deer are killed, we just dont want people outside of the Commune to do it.

Why the hell do you need 5 large deer for one tiny piece of jewerly?

Why the hell do you need 5 large deer for one tiny piece of jewerly?

Pretty sure that's just modelled to resemble an alligator and doesn't actually use dead alligators as a comm-cost.

(Serenwilde): Cairam (from the Aetherways) says, "Farewell, Jihad."

(Serenwilde): Cairam (from the Aetherways) says, "Er... Jahid."

It was with Krellan hitting him with Fae. I dont usually pull it off unless I get really lucky with Darkseed and my demesne in spars.

But that deserves a