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Kharaen2007-01-20 20:58:43
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Jan 20 2007, 03:49 PM) 375470
It's been misspelt. Try Amarysse.


-snap- And here I was thinking I might get the Seal after all. It would be nice for one of the least charistmatic creatures in the basin to get the seal of Beauty biggrin.gif
Shamarah2007-01-20 23:05:52
The Divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger echoes in your head, "You will not be
considered for this challenge, Shamarah."

Owned. sad.gif
Veonira2007-01-20 23:31:10
(Bellator Societas): Aiakon says, "This is my favourite room in the whole of
Lusternia."

Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of
Aiakon at hills of sod.
Shamarah2007-01-20 23:51:28
(Celest): Thero says, "CONGRATULATIONS SOLL!"

(Celest): Terentia says, "Thero if you shout like that again, I will rip out
your tongue and shove it so far down your throat that it is only seen when you
deposit bodily waste."
Soll2007-01-20 23:52:12
Woah, I missed that one. blink.gif
Ixion2007-01-21 04:08:12
Tanky darn manifestation :/

You swing a scimitar of the black widow at a Manifestation of the Dreaming. You cut him with a
light wound.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
8207h, 3776m, 5666e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You swing a scimitar of the black widow at a Manifestation of the Dreaming. You cut him with a
light wound.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
8207h, 3776m, 5666e, 10p exkdb<>-
A cloud of fine sparkling sand billows up from the ground, causing your eyelids to flutter. You
suddenly have the urge to lie down.
Your insomnia has cleared up.
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Athana clenches her fists and grits her teeth.
8207h, 3776m, 5666e, 10p exkdb<>-
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
8207h, 3676m, 5666e, 10p exkdb<>-
Athana points her staff at a Manifestation of the Dreaming and it swells, rapidly discharging a
torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks which engulf his body.
8207h, 3676m, 5666e, 10p exkdb<>- (M- 100)
Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"
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Athana's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
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A look of horror crosses Athana's face.
8207h, 3732m, 5666e, 10p exkdb<>- (M+ 56)
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
Athana takes a drink from a garnet vial.
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Athana eats a sparkleberry.
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Athana reads a scroll.
8207h, 3732m, 5666e, 10p elxkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
8207h, 3732m, 5666e, 10p elrxkdb<>-
You swing a scimitar of the black widow at a Manifestation of the Dreaming. You cut him, opening up
deep lacerations.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The blade shears through a Manifestation of the Dreaming's body, coming clean through the other
side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in
death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Veonira2007-01-21 04:45:39
Nice. I helped Eilar kill one earlier and it took him about 30 attacks tongue.gif


And for a quote...

2007/01/21 04:45:04 - Feyrll > Freela oriented, tagged, and released.
Valarien2007-01-21 05:46:09
(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "So."
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(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "My last name in crowspeak."
5308h, 5022m, 4735e, 10p, 19490en, 19490w ex<>-

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Diamante w'tf'pwn'd 'j'oo."





Made me laugh.
Athana2007-01-21 06:02:41
Haiden arrives from the east.

Haiden doffs a fierce coal-blackened helm cordially.

Haiden gives Athine a peck on the cheek.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Haiden blinks.

"Bah!" Haiden retorts disgustedly.

Haiden gives you a peck on the cheek.

Haiden murmurs softly to himself.

Haiden leaves to the southeast.

Pupil Athine says to you, "We're just going to give people all kinds of trouble."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

The corners of Athine's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.


Fear the mini Ath
Sekneov2007-01-21 06:36:06
I would have liked to RP this out a bit more... Oh well.


In the park playground.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle
in the clear night sky. Here in the north end of the grassy expanse, a section
of New Celest is dedicated to the young, and the young at heart. Wood and metal
structures are solidly screwed together, to encourage physical activity, fun,
and games. One of the more exotic creations is the two-headed dragon. After
climbing a ladder, people can hop down the maw of the dragon, spiraling down
its tubular body and popping out at the bottom, which is also shaped in the
image of a dragon's head. Squire Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light is here. She
wields a leaf bladed longsword in each hand.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.

You say, "A two-headed dragon slide!"

Tsukiryu chuckles long and heartily.

Sekneov climbs up the ladder and notices it creaking from his weight.

Tsukiryu gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Let's slide down!"

Sekneov puts his feet into the dragon-slide entrance, and shoves himself in, finding himself going... Nowhere.

Tsukiryu laughs out loud.

You ask, "Oh... Oh... Oh?"

You say, "I think I'm stuck!"

The muted growl of a predator fills you with wariness.

You have emoted: Sekneov wriggles around, grunting as he tries to turn.

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

You say, "Ermm..."

Squire Tsukiryu Aristata, of the Armies of Light says, "Was the you who
growled?"

You shake your head.

Tsukiryu blinks.

You say, "Probably a tomcat."

Tsukiryu wipes the back of her hand across her forehead in relief.

Sekneov waves his arms, and shrugs in his shoulders, trying to loosen himself.

You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'

You say, "Now I'm really stuck."

You ask, "Can you pull?"
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Squire Tsukiryu Aristata, of the Armies of Light says, "I think so."

Sekneov offers you his large paws, waiting for you to pull.

mutter boy I should have known better, crawling into a tube that's half my diameter...

Tsukiryu snickers softly to herself.

Squire Tsukiryu Aristata, of the Armies of Light grasps your paws, digging her
feet into the ground and begins to pull.

Sekneov groans and grits his teeth, the slide creaking beneath him.

You say, "Oh dear."

You say, "You might need to get someone."

Squire Tsukiryu Aristata, of the Armies of Light says, "Alright. I'll be right
back."

Sekneov blushes and covers his face.

mutter so embarassing

Tsukiryu leaves to the southwest.

Dregar arrives from the southwest.

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Are you lost?"

Dregar makes a beckoning motion to no one in particular.


You say, "No sir, I'm stuck."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "How so?"

You say, "Tsukiryu went to find someone to help me."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "I'm here to help you."

You say, "I'm stuck in the dragonslide, sir..."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "I know."


Dregar looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You say, "Apparently I should have measured around my waist before trying to
use it."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "So you seriously can't move at all?"

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Woa.. I've never done this before."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Didn't know you could."

You say, "I can kick my feet and wave my hands and my arms, but I'm stuck around my middle."

Dregar gazes at you with love and adoration.

Dregar leaves to the southwest.

You give a pained sigh.

You manage to resist the attempt to summon you.

You manage to resist the attempt to summon you.

Dregar arrives from the southwest.

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Bah."

You say, "See? Stuck."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "I didn't believe it."

You say, "Tsukiryu went to find some big knights to pull me out."

Dregar makes a series of complex gestures before you, and he suddenly grows
much larger. Come to think of it, everything looks larger than normal.

Dregar makes a series of complex gestures before you, and he suddenly grows
much larger. Come to think of it, everything looks larger than normal.

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Ok, this should work."

Dregar leaves to the southwest.

You wander off, beckoned by the will of a celestial archangel.
In the centre of the city park.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Ecclesiar Dregar is
here. He wields a golden sunburst shield in his left hand and a holy symbol of
the light in his right.

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Told you."

You wipe the back of your hand across your brow in relief.

You say, "Thanks!"

Dregar nods his head emphatically.

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Uhh."
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You say, "I was having a hard time breathing in there."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "You need an escort while in celest at all times.. it's
a rule we have."

You say, "Yes, Tsukiryu is my escort, but like I said, she went to get help."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Follow me please."

Tsukiryu arrives from the northeast.

You say, "Hi!"

You begin to follow Tsukiryu.

Ecclesiar Dregar says to Tsukiryu, "Your his escort?"

You say, "Dregar managed to get me out."

You say, "He shrunk me and then.. Summoned me."

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Ohh yeah."

Tsukiryu nods her head emphatically.

Dregar makes a series of complex gestures before you, and he suddenly shrinks
in size. In fact, everything around you seems to be much smaller!

You say, "Thanks!"

Ecclesiar Dregar says, "Now your back to normal size."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

You say, "Okay, no more going down random slides for me."

Ecclesiar Dregar says to Tsukiryu, "Make sure to be with him at all times. We
have a rule that states that any serenwilde members in the city need escorts at
all times."
Shorlen2007-01-21 06:57:25
How boring of Dregar sad.gif That's lame.
Isluna2007-01-21 07:03:44
Eh, he might not know he can EMOTE or EM to make his own. Some don't. Though I am sure it would have been more fun if he had done so. Can think of a few ways to tease a tae'dae stuck on a slide.
Diamondais2007-01-21 07:04:24
(I love pwning n00bs on forums.. I'm such a flamer-troll, Death Trooper Kalas Orti says, ""

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Cairam2007-01-21 07:08:36
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jan 20 2007, 10:57 PM) 375624
How boring of Dregar sad.gif That's lame.


Yeah, I would have gone and found a cook and had them smear butter all over him, so he could complain about it in his fur. Hee.
Isluna2007-01-21 07:13:57
QUOTE(Cairam @ Jan 21 2007, 12:08 AM) 375628
Yeah, I would have gone and found a cook and had them smear butter all over him, so he could complain about it in his fur. Hee.



Your evil, I love it, that is beautiful. Really it is. wub.gif
Diamante2007-01-21 09:01:13
House of Shadows): Halamir says, "Why'd you two leave? =\\.

House of Shadows): You say, "Death node heh."

House of Shadows): Halamir says, "Means it's going to blow?"

House of Shadows): You say, "Nahh."
*.000001 seconds later*
5745h, 6042m, 5151e, 10p, 27625en, 29110w elrxkdb-
Ayesha has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
Lilia has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
Lyala has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
Kaalak has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
Halamir has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
Isluna has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
Felandi has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
Genevieve has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
Orti has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
Neerth has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
Halamir has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.

House of Shadows): You say, "XD."
House of Shadows): Halamir says, ":censor: you too."
Hazar2007-01-21 09:17:14
(House of Shadows): You say, "It's times like this."
3060h, 3267m, 3474e, 10p, 14200en, 15235w elrxk-
(House of Shadows): You say, "When lusty-life really sucks."
3060h, 3267m, 3474e, 10p, 14200en, 15235w elrxk-
(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "You need minties?"
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(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "Yeah."
3060h, 3267m, 3474e, 10p, 14200en, 15235w elrxk-
(House of Shadows): You say, "Yes, that's precisely what I was going to say."
Adee2007-01-21 19:43:44
Ah Celest. Gotta love it!

Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!yell POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."
Pedobear yells, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU."
Pedobear yells, "OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM LOLI?!"
Pedobear yells, "POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS."

(Celest): Tengami says, "Can anyone put this guy out of his misery."

(Celest): Shirath says, "Truly, it is this type of people that makes me realize how old the Fates are. They're starting to make slight mistakes in their tapestry."

(Celest): Jigan says, "Where is he?"

(Celest): Shizuko says, "Where?"

(Celest): Talkan says, "The fates took him."

(Celest): Jigan says, "Mm."

(Celest): Genevieve says, "They stuffed him back through the Poral."

(Celest): Shizuko says, "Forcibly."

(Celest): Razenth says, "Ooh, they're good."

(Celest): Shizuko says, "While sodomizing him with a Geomancer staff."

(Celest): Doman (from the Aetherways) says, "...no."

(Celest): Doman (from the Aetherways) says, "Just...no."

(Celest): Tengami says, "Or they could just end his existence there."

(Celest): Isluna says, "Shizuko, please."

(Celest): Jigan says, "Shizuko, we do not need to hear something like that again."

sleep.gif
Jigan2007-01-21 19:47:50
That's happened twice so far that I know of.
Tzekelkan2007-01-21 20:34:32
So I briefly log in and this is what I hear.

Master of the Bloodhunt, Hyrtakos, Scythe of the Daughter's voice reverberates,
"So much for non-PK!!"

This went, as far as I noticed, ignored. I may be missing something here.