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Unknown2007-01-21 21:25:52
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Jan 21 2007, 08:34 PM) 375782
So I briefly log in and this is what I hear.

Master of the Bloodhunt, Hyrtakos, Scythe of the Daughter's voice reverberates,
"So much for non-PK!!"

This went, as far as I noticed, ignored. I may be missing something here.


He lost a couple of rolepoints. Far less rolepoints than that deserved, IMHO.
Genos2007-01-21 22:12:14
(Celest): Shizuko says, "'Engine of Transformation', turns into 'In front of stern egomania.'"

I thought that was a good one.
Shorlen2007-01-21 23:25:45
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Jan 21 2007, 03:34 PM) 375782
So I briefly log in and this is what I hear.

Master of the Bloodhunt, Hyrtakos, Scythe of the Daughter's voice reverberates,
"So much for non-PK!!"

This went, as far as I noticed, ignored. I may be missing something here.

People seem to misunderstand what "non-pk" means. Non-pk means it isn't a PK event. PK events are where everyone participating is free pk everywhere, even on prime, and the Avenger ignores all deaths. Non-PK means that normal PK rules apply. At least, this is how it was in Achaea, where the Event system we have recently started using originated, and there's no indication this is not the case here.
Isluna2007-01-21 23:35:03
(The Car'vier Dynasty): PERSON1 says, "Oh, and Isluna?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Yes?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): PERSON1 says, "I have a playmate for a certain wombat
here."

The Car'vier Stables.
A giant jovial wombat stands here on all fours.

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Oh?"


(The Car'vier Dynasty): PERSON2 (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Are you
going to name him playmate?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): PERSON1 (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No.."


I love my family, they are just so silly at times. happy.gif
Diamondais2007-01-22 01:28:28
Kelshion has been crushed to death by an undead zombie duck.

The duck is real!
Shorlen2007-01-22 01:33:25
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jan 21 2007, 08:28 PM) 375956
Kelshion has been crushed to death by an undead zombie duck.

The duck is real!

biggrin.gif My delusions actually killed someone wub.gif
Unknown2007-01-22 01:36:20
A duck yells, "Quacker!"

Heir Shorlen, Chosen of Chaos yells, "I am not insane! You are there! You are!"

A duck yells, "Shorlen's Quackers!"

Quacking raucously, a colourful duck enters from the south.

Someone powerful quacks like a duck.

A colourful duck leaves to the north, quacking raucously.

You yell, "Brazed duck with sauted arnica sprouts anyone? Oooooh and a fine white Delportian if you would."

Quacking raucously, a colourful duck enters from the north.

Shorlen mumbles incoherently.

Lowe plays a grim mandolin of ebony wood and bone and directs the disharmonic notes towards a duck.
Blood trickles out of a duck's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
A duck screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of their sockets and blood splurts out of his ears.
A duck has been slain by Lowe.

Shorlen breaks apart a piece of coal and plucks a thick shard from the rubble. With a careful eye he ponders the corpse of a duck for a moment before making deft sketches upon a thin sheet. Looking up from his work he glances at his model and nods in
satisfaction.

Shorlen proudly shows off a sketch of duck (dead):
This drake is predominantly white and grey, with softer, lighter under-feathers, and darker wings. In contrast, his head is a shiny turquoise with dark eyes and a flat yellow beak designed for dredging underwater for food. Stalk-like legs of bright
orange with three webbed toes support him on the ground, and tuck beneath his wings when he flies.

You say, "That's a drake, shorlen."

Serenguard Sola says, "You're mad."

Heir Shorlen, Chosen of Chaos says, "But ...."

Kelshion says, "It was beaten to death."

Heir Shorlen, Chosen of Chaos says to Lowe, "It's going to rise from the dead again."

Quacking raucously, a colourful duck enters from the south.

Heir Shorlen, Chosen of Chaos says, "I'ts a duck!"

Shorlen breaks apart a piece of coal and plucks a thick shard from the rubble. With a careful eye he ponders an undead zombie duck for a moment before making deft sketches upon a thin sheet. Looking up from his work he glances at his model and nods
in satisfaction.

An undead zombie duck says, "Moooan quack."

You swing an elfen rapier at an undead zombie duck. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.
The blade shears through an undead zombie duck's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain an undead zombie duck.

An undead zombie duck settles down in a corner to sleep.

Sola swings an antler adorned greatsword at an undead zombie duck. Sola cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.
The blade shears through an undead zombie duck's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
An undead zombie duck has been slain by Sola.

You lick an undead zombie duck.
With a contemptuous quack, a duck turns his back on you and waddles off.

Lowe sucks in a huge lungful of air and blasts his fiery breath at an undead zombie duck.
The final blow proves too much for an undead zombie duck, who expires, pitifully.
An undead zombie duck has been slain by Lowe.

Kelshion swings an elegant scimitar at an undead zombie duck. Kelshion cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.
An undead zombie duck is startled into wakefulness.

Kelshion swings an elegant scimitar at an undead zombie duck. Kelshion cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.

Quacking raucously, an undead zombie duck batters Kelshion furiously with his wings, forcing him backwards.

An undead zombie duck exclaims, "QUACK QUACK QUACKER!"

You swing an elfen rapier at an undead zombie duck. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

Kelshion swings an elegant scimitar at an undead zombie duck. Kelshion cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.

Kelshion swings an elegant scimitar at an undead zombie duck. Kelshion cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.

Waddling toward Kelshion with malicious intent, an undead zombie duck pecks him with his flat, yellow beak.

(combat spam, and then some)

Rika swings a silver rapier at an undead zombie duck. Rika cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.

Rika swings a silver rapier at an undead zombie duck. Rika cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.

You swing an elfen rapier at an undead zombie duck. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.

You swing an elfen rapier at an undead zombie duck. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.

Kelshion swings an elegant scimitar at an undead zombie duck. Kelshion cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.

Kelshion swings an elegant scimitar at an undead zombie duck. Kelshion cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.

Quacking raucously, an undead zombie duck batters Kelshion furiously with his wings, forcing him backwards.
Kelshion has been slain by an undead zombie duck.

(Serenwilde): You say, "Told you so."
Verithrax2007-01-22 08:28:00
the description said it was only two inches long
Unknown2007-01-22 17:01:28
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jan 21 2007, 11:25 PM) 375882
People seem to misunderstand what "non-pk" means. Non-pk means it isn't a PK event. PK events are where everyone participating is free pk everywhere, even on prime, and the Avenger ignores all deaths. Non-PK means that normal PK rules apply. At least, this is how it was in Achaea, where the Event system we have recently started using originated, and there's no indication this is not the case here.


What? We're talking about it's blatant OOCness.
Shiri2007-01-22 17:03:28
QUOTE(Ytraelux @ Jan 22 2007, 05:01 PM) 376171
What? We're talking about it's blatant OOCness.


He was acknowledging that and criticising another aspect of it.
Unknown2007-01-22 20:54:10
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jan 22 2007, 05:03 PM) 376173
He was acknowledging that and criticising another aspect of it.


Ah. blush.gif It seemed like he was incorrectly continuing on the tangent we were talking about from my point of view. sorrysign.gif
Shorlen2007-01-22 22:44:47
QUOTE(Ytraelux @ Jan 22 2007, 03:54 PM) 376246
Ah. blush.gif It seemed like he was incorrectly continuing on the tangent we were talking about from my point of view. sorrysign.gif

I was commenting on Hyrtakos's comment, not on your rant tongue.gif
Jigan2007-01-22 23:12:17
(Celest): Shiro says, "I need some assistance at the pool of stars, I will pay
for your services."
2500h, 3325m, 2830e, 10p elrx-ct There should be some yarrow in the Holy Forge.
(Celest): You say, "There should be some yarrow in the Holy Forge."
2500h, 3325m, 2830e, 10p elrx-
(Celest): Xelos says, "Whatcha need."
2500h, 3325m, 2830e, 10p elrx-
The Portal of Fate flashes as Koren steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
2500h, 3325m, 2830e, 10p elrx-
(Celest): Shiro says, "Eeh you're to young."
2500h, 3325m, 2830e, 10p elrx-
(Celest): Aphsya says, "In other words, Shiro needs a ride."
2500h, 3325m, 2830e, 10p elrx-
(Celest): Shiro says, "I need someone more sturdy."

This one applies: secret.gif
Unknown2007-01-23 00:33:19
At the Mother Tree.
QUOTE
Adherent of the Maiden, Shiloh Caelicus says, "Una momenta por favor Madre."

Shiloh sticks her tongue out and says 'Ack.'

The corners of Accalia's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Kiriako, Bard of Poetry says, "French?"


I'm not sure which comment I find more annoying, but that's probably because I'm Canadian.
Lysandus2007-01-23 00:36:58
Hee hee, that's spanish tongue.gif
Genos2007-01-23 00:38:32
It's not even correct Spanish as far as I can tell... tongue.gif
Unknown2007-01-23 01:06:19
QUOTE(MrShrimp @ Jan 22 2007, 06:33 PM) 376325
At the Mother Tree.
I'm not sure which comment I find more annoying, but that's probably because I'm Canadian.

I'm mexican and I find it more annoying than you do.

If you don't know how to speak spanish, please don't do this

Or will you ended sentences like these
Kharaen2007-01-23 01:44:49
French is somewhat acceptable in Lusternia because of Delport...people have abused Delport to come out with crappy french family names. Delport makes me a sad panda.
Acrune2007-01-23 01:48:41
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Jan 22 2007, 08:44 PM) 376340
French is somewhat acceptable in Lusternia because of Delport...people have abused Delport to come out with crappy french family names. Delport makes me a sad panda.


Yeah... like mine dry.gif
Kharaen2007-01-23 01:51:33
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jan 22 2007, 08:48 PM) 376342
Yeah... like mine dry.gif


Exactly.