Quotes 3

by Charune

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Shorlen2007-01-24 20:56:58
-event score

The current results for the Hamsterhunt are:
Your score: 0
Org Total Score
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Female 234
Male 215

Player Score
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Yini Female 61
Dregar Male 54
Skein Female 50
Kelly Female 36
Nariah Female 35
Rika Female 29
Tandrin Male 28
Jigan2007-01-24 21:16:11
While trying to breed hamsters in Fain's Fulcrux I came across a problem. So I went to Viravain for hamster breeding protocol.

An eerie voice whispers upon the wind, "Did you check their genders?"

You say, "Would You like some giant coming up and checking in between Your legs
to check Your gender?"

An eerie voice whispers upon the wind, "You may have left nothing but male
hamsters in there."

You ponder the situation.

An eerie voice whispers upon the wind, "That depends..."

An eerie voice whispers upon the wind, "Are the giant's hands cold?"


Her first response on how to get hamsters to breed...

An eerie voice whispers upon the wind, "I think one would need a number of lush
pillows, lots of treats, perfumes and some...mood music."
Unknown2007-01-24 23:54:24
Oi...Celest must have started sending their novices to us...

(Pupils): Porthos says, "I...am..a...robot...enter datadisk."

A few minutes later...

(Pupils): Porthos says, "I didn't know 'Froggy' was spelled with an 'e'"

Arix2007-01-25 02:46:19
Little Mimi, Fearsomely Friendly Furrikin says to Lly, "What are you going to
do with all that junk?"

Little Mimi, Fearsomely Friendly Furrikin says, "That junk."
Little Mimi, Fearsomely Friendly Furrikin says, "You know."
Mushroom Chef Lly Faechild, Adherent of the Maiden says, "...Lly's...trunk?"
Athana2007-01-25 02:49:53
(Bellator Societas): Daevos says, "Dregar tells you, "Hrm. I've thought long and hard about this. I have decided in the near future, to send requests to Glomdoring and Serenwilde to assist us against your city. By destroying Ketheru's children, we
will ultimately have an advantage to sealing Ketheru forever. You have some options. Ok, one option. Stop serving Ketheru, and follow the light, wyrd, or ethereal forests. That is all child *bow*.""
Razenth2007-01-25 02:52:21
But Mag doesn't serve Ketheru.... blink.gif I'm so CONFLUZZLED! wacko.gif
Lysandus2007-01-25 03:02:16
They don't, they are on their own now.

And sheesh sometimes I find that guy annoying
Fionn2007-01-25 03:05:39
QUOTE
(Aquamancers): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So, stick the
pointy thing in the squishy thing and twist?"
3624h, 4327m, 5928e, 10p, 14000en, 20848w ex-
Sparkling water splashes up over your body, healing your wounds.
3624h, 4402m, 5928e, 10p, 14000en, 20872w ex-
(Aquamancers): Daxera (from the Aetherways) says, "Depends on your race and
skills in general."


That's all I heard, so I have no idea what the context is... unsure.gif
Isluna2007-01-25 03:59:57
QUOTE(Fionn @ Jan 24 2007, 08:05 PM) 377099
That's all I heard, so I have no idea what the context is... unsure.gif


blush.gif I didn't start it!! And it was about fighting with swords and such! So nyahnyah.gif
Kharaen2007-01-25 04:07:44
Hrmm, more messed up tracking for you guys:

QUOTE
Dinoniel leaves to the up.
A fierce timberwolf scents the air briefly before beginning to sniff the ground,
following some invisible trail as it disappears, tracking its prey.
Shorlen2007-01-25 05:15:53
Linwe: Sorry, this just popped in my head... if the Spiritsingers can be call the Singers, and the Moondancers the Dancers, and the Serenguard the Guard.... does that make Hartstone the Stoners?
Diamondais2007-01-25 05:19:04
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jan 25 2007, 12:15 AM) 377114
Linwe: Sorry, this just popped in my head... if the Spiritsingers can be call the Singers, and the Moondancers the Dancers, and the Serenguard the Guard.... does that make Hartstone the Stoners?

Hartstone has no short, we're unoriginal. (Or are we original because we have no short? unsure.gif )
Unknown2007-01-25 05:28:35
You exclaim, "RAHR!!"

You say, "Anything?"

(Glomdoring): Bashara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Whoever that was,
do not do it again."
Forren2007-01-25 05:32:07
(Bellator Societas): Geb (from the Aetherways) says, "I am an avatar too, Forren."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Orly?"

(Bellator Societas): Geb (from the Aetherways) says, "Yep. Avatar of Credit."
Ixion2007-01-25 05:34:58
Tharruk tells you, "Ra REJECT GRACE."

Tharruk tells you, "Ack."

Tharruk tells you, "Rabsak REJECT GRACE."

Tharruk tells you, "I hate you."

You tell Trooper Tharruk Treeripper, "Senility is a virtue."
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You tell Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil, ".. silly goose."

Athana tells you, "Honk."
Clise2007-01-25 05:49:17
Liam has fallen to the deadly poisons of a festering garghoul.
You see the death occur at ephemereal engravings.
(House of Shadows): Liam (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "That was ...
interesting."
(House of Shadows): Sola (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Dumb ass."
(House of Shadows): Liam (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You want some?"
(House of Shadows): Sola (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "O LOOK, A RIFT."
(House of Shadows): Sola (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "TRNSVRSE."
(House of Shadows): Sola (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "GARWIGHTS? O RLY?"
(House of Shadows): Liam (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ill take your little
roflcopter ass and wipe it on a tree."
(House of Shadows): Sola (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Stfu."
(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Don't desecrate the trees plz. Kthxbai."
Clise2007-01-25 05:57:17
(House of Shadows): Liam (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Roflcopter, I like
mens."
(House of Shadows): Liam (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'M PRETTY, SO PRETTY,
AND GAAAAYY."
Felandi2007-01-25 08:55:12
Kalas Reiha says, "I mean, I married my cousin's son."

Sooo out of context.
Tervic2007-01-25 10:38:46
Regarding everyone's favourite soulless goddess:

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Halamir tells you, "*goes to quote*."

You tell Aois-Dana, Halamir, Crafter of Damnation, "Noooooooooo."

Halamir tells you, "Of course I wouldn't jeez."

Halamir tells you, "Clise would stab me."

Halamir tells you, "With her EYES."
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Halamir tells you, "And she shoots laser beams from her fangs, she's like PEW
PEW, and we're like, OMFG, NERF *demise* and then she's like, YEARH, HAXXOR, and
we're like OMG, NU, NOT OUR SPLEENS."
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wub.gif Clise, even when she's not around.

there would be MORE wub.gif if Tervic's wife actually decided to exist every now and then though. Grr. In the meantime, I'll just keep this up.
Clise2007-01-25 15:14:37
.... Die Tervic die



and meanwhile back on topic ...

Wait, what are we going on?
Shiri's gay?
*blink*
* Reverie|Asleep is now known as Reverie
hahahahaha
ROFL
Haha!
quote!
QUOTE!
Wait, wtf!?
To the Quotemobile!
..........
All of you can just die
T_T
da da da da da da da da DA


Quick Edit: Halamir, you are on my kill list too