(he's not)

I'm innocent, I swear!

Aiwendil: my whole body's on fire if I say it is
gray: hot
• gray gets turned on

Incorrect.

She throws lightning bolts at the British with her eyes. And shoots fireballs out of her ass. And is 7 feet tall.

(Braveheart reference)

heeee.

Now why don't I see you IG anymore? That makes sad monkey.

(Hartstone): You say, "Greetings."

ct Hello everyone
(Serenwilde): You say, "Hello everyone."

(Serenwilde): Liam (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hell Gelo."

waaaah!

Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty sensually places a hot hand behind Kyleel's neck and draws her forward. With a smile, she leans in and kisses Kyleel on the lips, whose body convulses with violent paroxysms. Blood begins to flow out of all her orifices.

Perhaps I should consider a pact with Nifilhema... O_o

Ooh, she has Nightkiss.

Actually, when you Nightkiss someone, you press your lips against their neck and drain their essence. You don't cause them to bleed from every orifice.. what Nif has is like.. the worst kind of STD known to mortalkind

Wait... Did that say -all- of her orifices?

Yes, yes it did.

The end of Kalodan's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at a
splinters into his flesh.
Kalodan has scored a CRITICAL hit!

A red-striped salamander bites Kalodan on the leg.

The end of Kalodan's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at a
splinters into his flesh.
Kalodan has scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit.
The final blow proves too much for a red-striped salamander, who expires,
pitifully.
A red-striped salamander has been slain by Kalodan.

I bugged it. I just find it silly.
I think one 32x critical hit from a cudgel would instakill most, if not everyone.

Krellan ceases to wield an athame dagger in his left hand.

Krellan starts to wield a crowtalon klangaxe in his hands.

Krellan cocks back his arm and throws a crowtalon klangaxe at your the corpse of
a gnome.



Umm.... okay?

Just ignore it, throwing weapons and similar objects at players and denizens have beens screwed up for a long time.

This almost made me giggle for some reason

(Celest): Talkan says, "Thank yo."

Talkan is a gang member?

Sweet. I designed a magic klangaxe. Brilliant.

Serenguard Dinoniel says, "Mmm what to do now."
Kalas Kharaen d'Attai says, "Mmm."
You say, "Stay away from Chikit."
Serenguard Dinoniel says, "Oh good idea, what manse is he in?"
You stick out your tongue and say, "Mine."
Dinoniel puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"
Kharaen leaves, following Serenguard Dinoniel.
A cone of sparkling light rises up around Dinoniel and whisks her away.
You tell Serenguard Dinoniel, "..It's not a public one."
Dinoniel tells you, "Mm, it was worth a shot."
Dinoniel tells you, "Specifically, molesting foxes was worth trying for."

My poor fox.

I was very, very amazed:

Razenth reaches out and touches a painting of on the upper deck of the Pool of
Stars, and a deep purple glow surrounds it. Razenth's body blurs into swirling
colours, which begin to be sucked into the painting.

You blink.

(Celestines): You say, "I think a painting just ate Razenth."

(Celestines): Razenth says, "Touch it."

You reach out and touch a painting of on the upper deck of the Pool of Stars,
and a deep purple glow surrounds it. The subject of the painting starts to blur
and you feel yourself falling inward.

(Celestines): Daruin says, "Haha."

(Celestines): You say, "Wow."

(Celestines): Razenth says, "Touch it like you mean it!"

(Celestines): Daruin says, "It's enchanted."

Razenth reaches out and touches a painting of on the upper deck of the Pool of
Stars, and a deep purple glow surrounds it. Razenth's body blurs into swirling
colours, which begin to be sucked into the painting.

(Celestines): You say, "It ate me and spit me back out at another painting!"

-walks around, thinking I'm still in New Celest-

(Celestines): Daruin says, "Maybe faster than walking to a village and touching
a painting."

A disciple of Xiim shuffles in aimlessly from the north, muttering to himself.

(Celestines): You say, "Do paintings lead to other villages?"

-talks a look around-

(Celestines): You say, "Wait."

(Celestines): You say, "I am in another village."

(Celestines): You say, "What is with this!"

(Celestines): Daruin says, "Haha."

You reach out and touch a painting of on the upper deck of the Pool of Stars,
and a deep purple glow surrounds it. The subject of the painting starts to blur
and you feel yourself falling inward.

You are sucked into the painting and emerge through another.
A spacious lobby in the Syrinx Plaza Hotel.

(Celestines): You say, "Goodness, that's exciting."