Kuraitaiyo: Shite I have a need to seduce a novice

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Aww still
don't have a clue what my medallion does."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Forren has it the worst, so be happy."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Forren will be perma blind Shorlen."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "100% uncurable blindness."

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Why?"

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Justice is blind."

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Oh."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Doesn't his
seal have a hand as its symbol? That could explain it too."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "How does a hand explain blindness?"

(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Been doing too much with it."

Druid Arix, Hart's Glory flies around your head rapidly, brandishing a bottle
and laughing maniacally.


And he says he doesn't drink. Right.

that was a custom emote I made especially to use on you

Also

More odd Tervic noises
Tervic: blah gibber boomp
Tervic: shmiggle scomp blerghle foop

\\

It's not really -that- amusing to you, is it?

the internet one was funnier

(Newbie): Luxio says, "If i had a friend and we wanted to spare but not kill
each other what should i do."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "I don't understand the question, what do you mean by
spare?"

You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "Spar?"

You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "Err, I mean, I think Luxio meant spar
instead of spare."

You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "Though if you'd like to spar, I'd be up
for it! ."

Bobbins tells you, "Heeee. Well, I'll bring divine fire and newbie kick to the
fight. Not very impressive, I admit; I expect a draw."

You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "I'll wear you out like a novice that
needs to have his name changed fifteen times!"

Bobbins tells you, "Hah. I expect you would!"

Someone is having way too much fun.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher exclaims, "Krellan has no ball!"

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A leprechaun exclaims, "Krellan! Protect Tooshie from being hurt!"

A leprechaun cracks his whip, scarring Krellan's tender flesh and reminding him that he sure as hell better get back to work.

A leprechaun exclaims, "Krellan! Protect Tooshie from being hurt!"

A leprechaun cracks his whip, scarring Krellan's tender flesh and reminding him
that he sure as hell better get back to work.

Edit: Pfft, ninja'ed

Beat ya.

Yeah. That was really weird. I was skulking around Faethorn looking for innocent fae to indoctrinate, and a weird leprechaun starts yelling. I get all twitchy and skulk skulkier, and Krellan flows into the room with the leprechaun in tow. My gut reaction is AHHHHHH! I don't want to die! And then the leprechaun starts pinching and nuzzling me, and my Glom sensibilities flare into action, and I'm all. "Odd." Monosyllabic sentences ftw, and then as fast as they were there, they were gone. I managed to regain myself and quickly returned to EtherGlom where our leprechauns know their place.

Makes me wish I had a leperchaun. Here the full thing, it was great.

A bubble over oblivion.
A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A beautiful sprite
flitters here with a brilliant halo of white light illuminating her presence.
With arms crossed over his pot belly, a leprechaun stands brashly here. Krellan
is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand.
You see exits leading east and northwest.

You say, “You should name him.”

Krellan says, "I wonder if I can name him."

You say, "For 1000 gold you can, I think."

Krellan says, "Let's see."

Finger extended, Krellan pokes you.

Krellan says, "Gimme 1k."

You get 1000 gold sovereigns from a tattered, multi-coloured pack.

You give 1000 gold sovereigns to Krellan.

A leprechaun has a pot belly and a bristling red beard. Dressed in green tunic
and pants, he wears a hat tilted jauntily on his head. With ruddy cheeks and
twinkling eyes, he usually keeps his arms crossed as if afraid he may drop
something. Indeed, every time he shuffles from foot to foot, something clinks
from the confines of his clothing.
A leprechaun does not look particularly dangerous.
He weighs about 56 pounds.
He is loyal to Krellan.
You see nothing in it.

Comprehension flashes across Krellan's face.

Krellan says, "It's a banned name." (It was going to be Dopey, hehe)

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You say, "Hmm, we need to think of a new one then."

Krellan says, "Like what?"

You say, "I dunno."

Krellan says, "How about..."

You say, "MiniKrellie."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Krellan says, "Pssshhhh..."

Krellan says, "Too long."

You say, "Yeah yeah."

Krellan says, "Skippy!"

You say to a leprechaun, "What do you want your name to be?"

Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

A leprechaun says, "Grort, Lord of the Thieves."

You say, "Haha."

"Oooooooooh!" Krellan says, eyes wide with wonder.

Krellan looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Krellan says, "Isn't that a really long name?"

You say, "Yeah."

A leprechaun says, "Or maybe Lil' Master Tooshpeencher."

Krellan says, "To leprechuan how about just Grort?"

"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.

"Oooooooooh!" Krellan says, eyes wide with wonder.

Krellan swings his arm up and high fives a leprechaun enthusiastically.

You say to a leprechaun, "I like that one."

A leprechaun pinches Krellan on his behind, obviously testing for firmness.

You say to Krellan, "Do it!"

"Awwwww!" Krellan says.

Krellan says, "Can't have spaces."

You say, "Aww."

Krellan ponders a leprechaun thoughtfully, looking him up and down.


Terentia, Astraea, Dylara, Eruttu.

Krellan hops about the area madly.

Krellan says, "Not fair."

You say, "Just Tooshpeencher then?"

Krellan looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Krellan flops down onto the ground.

A leprechaun says, "Sure."

Krellan says, "3 and 12 characters only."

You mutter discontentedly.

A leprechaun says, "Buttpincher."

A leprechaun nods his head sagely.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You swing your arm up and high-five a leprechaun enthusiastically.

A leprechaun pinches you on you behind, obviously testing for firmness.

"Ha!" Krellan exclaims with gusto.

You giggle happily at a leprechaun.

Krellan pets a leprechaun ingratiatingly.



A leprechaun has a pot belly and a bristling red beard. Dressed in green tunic
and pants, he wears a hat tilted jauntily on his head. With ruddy cheeks and
twinkling eyes, he usually keeps his arms crossed as if afraid he may drop
something. Indeed, every time he shuffles from foot to foot, something clinks
from the confines of his clothing. He is called 'Tooshpincher.'
A leprechaun does not look particularly dangerous.
He weighs about 56 pounds.
He is loyal to Krellan.
You see nothing in it.

Krellan says, "It's Tooshpincher!"

Krellan ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

A leprechaun says, "We should find some silly Wyrdlings and pinch them."

You say to Krellan, "I'm soo going to steal him from you, someday."

Krellan says, "I wonder if I can title you."

Krellan gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Krellan gets some gold sovereigns from a soft, crystal blue leather pack.

You nod your head at a leprechaun.

A leprechaun strolls off to the east.

You roll on the floor, laughing.


Guards eyeing the tents.
A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. With arms crossed over
his pot belly, a leprechaun stands brashly here.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and west.

A leprechaun strolls off to the southeast.


A golden reflection.
An oak sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A golden honeycomb lies
here, gleaming with sugary goodness. With arms crossed over his pot belly, a
leprechaun stands brashly here.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, south, and northwest.

You tug your chin thoughtfully.

You see a leprechaun yell, "Lil' Wyrdlings! Where you hiding?"

You hear a rustling and turn to see Krellan emerging from the undergrowth.
A soft glow emanates from the northwest, and a moment later a tiny sprite
emerges, spiraling through the air in a graceful dance.

Krellan hops about the area madly.

Krellan begins to follow you.

You cannot follow a leprechaun. (Aww!)

A leprechaun bends over and picks up a honeycomb.

Krellan looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Krellan looks skeptical and says, "I don't think they can hear you."

You see a leprechaun yell, "Lil' Master Buttpincher want pinch wyrdlings!"

Krellan exclaims to a leprechaun, "Louder!"

Krellan says, "No! it's Tooshpincher."

You raise your hand to your mouth and titter girlishly.

You see a leprechaun shout, "Lil' Wyrdlings! Where you hiding?"

Krellan says, "Prefix leprechaun89639 Lil' Master."

A leprechaun says, "No hurty Wyrdlings if they come to get tooshie peenched."

"Awwwww!" Krellan says.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You say to a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher, "I'd so trade my demon
for you any day."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "Ok?"


You nod your head emphatically.

Krellan says, "Deal."

"Oooooooooh!" Krellan says, eyes wide with wonder.

"Sweet!" Krellan says enthusiastically.

You see a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher shout, "Lil' Wyrdling! I
want play with you!"


Krellan says to you, "Probe him!"

A leprechaun has a pot belly and a bristling red beard. Dressed in green tunic
and pants, he wears a hat tilted jauntily on his head. With ruddy cheeks and
twinkling eyes, he usually keeps his arms crossed as if afraid he may drop
something. Indeed, every time he shuffles from foot to foot, something clinks
from the confines of his clothing. He is called 'Tooshpincher.'
A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher does not look particularly
dangerous.
He weighs about 56 pounds.
He is loyal to Krellan.
You see nothing in it.

Krellan says to you, "He's got two names."

Krellan nods his head sagely.

You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.

Spinner Astraea, Devout of Night yells, "Where would you be then?"

You say, "Nice."

Krellan runs up to a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher and envelops him
in a massive bearhug.

You yell, "Over here!"

You see a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher yell, "Oh! There's one! Hi
lady!"

Krellan begins to sing an enchanting song.

A sprite turns to pay attention to the song and comes forward to follow.
A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher turns to pay attention to the song
and comes forward to follow.


Krellan says, "I'll take you to her."

Krellan vanishes before your eyes, scattered by the forest breeze.
A leprechaun strolls off to the ether.
A cloud of sparkling dust is thrown into the air as a tiny sprite suddenly
vanishes from view.

You tell Krellan, "Lost me, dork."

Krellan tells you, "Oops!"


You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
Krellan.

You tell Krellan, "Me."

You teleport along the aether strands to Krellan.

Burning dwellings.
With arms crossed over his pot belly, a leprechaun stands brashly here. A
beautiful sprite flitters here with a brilliant halo of white light illuminating
her presence. There are 5 iridescent spores here. Spinner Astraea, Devout of
Night is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a magic tome in
her right. Krellan is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

You begin to follow Krellan.

Krellan says to a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher, "How was it?"

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "Ok, Krellan sir. Leprechaun
happy."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "No hurty her."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "She's purty."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Krellan says, "No hurty the toosh you pinched."

Astraea purses her lips, deep in thought as she contemplates a leprechaun named
Lil' Master Tooshpeencher.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher nods his head sagely.

"Oooooooooh!" Krellan says, eyes wide with wonder.


A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher inches bashfully over to Astraea
and nuzzles her tenderly.

Krellan asks a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher, "How about a Seren
toosh?"

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher exclaims, "Alright!"

You clap your hands together merrily.

Krellan says, "I smell two!"

Astraea shakes her head.

Krellan lifts a hand languidly and sends a moonbeam off to the distance.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher exclaims, "By Lady Wyrdling
person!"

Spinner Astraea, Devout of Night says, "Goodbye."

The moonbeam disappears.

You say, "Heh!"

Astraea leaves to the south.

Krellan lifts a hand languidly and sends a moonbeam off to the distance.

You follow Krellan ether to continually flowing water.

Continually flowing water.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. An
oak sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A royal knight of Faethorn
stands here at the ready. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating with energy.
With arms crossed over his pot belly, a leprechaun stands brashly here. There
are 2 sprites here. Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard is here. She wields a mystic
cudgel in her left hand. Krellan is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left
hand. Fair Galaphyrae is riding on a wiccan broom. She wields an athame dagger
in her right hand.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and northwest.

You see Krellan yell, "Hold still for Lil' Master Tooshpeencher!"


A slight jingle of mail is the last sound as the knight walks northeast.

Terentia, Astraea, Dylara, Eruttu.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher pinches Dylara on her behind,
obviously testing for firmness.

A glint of silver mail heralds the entry of a knight of Faethorn.

Krellan swings his arm up and high fives a leprechaun named Lil' Master
Tooshpeencher enthusiastically.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher pinches Galaphyrae on her behind,
obviously testing for firmness.

Dylara gives a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher the once-over, eyeing
him suspiciously.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher giggles happily.

You giggle happily at a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher romps playfully about the room.

Krellan says to a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher, "Careful of the
druid lady. She's married."

Krellan nods his head sagely.

Dylara's eyes sparkle with amusement.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "Not matter."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard says, "Seemingly not."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "All girlies like the

Krellan hums a happy tune.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher wiggles his hips suggestively.

Krellan rolls on the floor, laughing.

You reach over and spank a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher firmly on
his bum.

Galaphyrae coughs softly.

Krellan reaches over and ruffles a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher's
hair fondly.

Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard says, "No, not all. But I hear Astraea in
particular likes Leprechaun attention."

Krellan says, "I knew I had the best fae friends."

Krellan says, "Oh she does."

Krellan says, "She even returned her own leprechaun afterwards."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "Krellan likes it bestest."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher taps his nose knowingly.

Dylara gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Krellan gives a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher the once-over, eyeing
him suspiciously.

Krellan says to a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher, "You need to
peench my enemies in battle."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "He can't get enough of my
love, baby."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher skips about merrily.

You laugh melodically at a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher.


Krellan says to a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher, "Instead of
bumping into them, peench them."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "More fun to bump them."

Krellan says, "To lepre I bet they'd drop more gold if you pinched them
instead."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "Always some grinding going
on when that happens."

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher shifts his eyes suspiciously from
side to side.

Krellan grins mischievously at a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher exclaims, "Hah! I made a bad joke!"

Krellan tells you, "I hope you logged this."
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A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher giggles happily.

Krellan puts some gold sovereigns in a soft, crystal blue leather pack.

Krellan gives a wooden ball of earthly travels to a leprechaun named Lil' Master
Tooshpeencher.

Krellan says to a leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher, "I got you a toy!"

A glint of silver mail heralds the entry of a knight of Faethorn.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher says, "Why Krellan give leprechaun
his balls?"

Krellan peers about himself unscrupulously.

Krellan says, "Krellan don't need them!"

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher exclaims, "Krellan has no ball!"

Krellan gives a horrified gasp.

Dylara snickers softly to herself.
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A leprechaun named Lil' Master Tooshpeencher giggles happily.

You hear a rustling and turn to see Jasper emerging from the undergrowth.

Krellan's eyes fill with proud joy as he declaims, "Lil' Master Tooshpeencher:
Krellan has no ball!"

A leprechaun pinches Jasper on his behind, obviously testing for firmness.

Jasper peers at a leprechaun unscrupulously.

"Woot!" Krellan shouts excitedly at a leprechaun.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Krellan says to a leprechaun, "No one can resist."

A leprechaun says, "Jasper's kinda floofy."

A leprechaun pinches himself in the arm, discovering that he is not dreaming.

You see Krellan shout, "Come get your leprechaun lovin' in Faethorn!"

Krellan asks a leprechaun, "Who had the best so far?"

A leprechaun says, "Wyrdling lady."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Fair Galaphyrae covers her mouth with one hand to stifle a laugh.

Jasper leaves to the east.

You see a leprechaun yell, "Bye Jasper!"

Krellan says to a leprechaun, "Mipimi says if she wanted a short bearded guy
she'd pick a dwarf instead."

A leprechaun stomps about a bit, grumping vigorously.

Krellan pets a leprechaun ingratiatingly.

Krellan says, "Wonder where she is."

Krellan says to you, "Scry her!"

Mipimi has been suffocated by Avatar of the Even Blade, Forren Glacielle, Chosen
of Justice.
You see the death occur at the Aetherplex Chamber.


Krellan says, "She needs to be convinced."
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You say, "What was her name again?"

Krellan says, "Mimipi."

Krellan looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You say, "No around that I can see."

A leprechaun lets out a massive belch into the air.

You say, "Not even."

Krellan says, "She just died."

Krellan says, "I think Richter wants to come."

A leprechaun says, "Richter smell funnies."

Krellan swings his arm up and high fives a leprechaun enthusiastically.

Krellan says to a leprechaun, "Well he doesn't have a janitor in his city."

A leprechaun says, "Could be problem."

A leprechaun says, "Make Tully go there."

A leprechaun says, "Make with the sweepies."

Krellan rolls on the floor, laughing.

Krellan says, "I thought you said sweetpies at first."

Krellan hums a happy tune.

Dylara's eyes sparkle with amusement.

A leprechaun shrugs helplessly.

A leprechaun says, "That too if he's into that sorta thing."

Krellan says, "Hey look there he is."

Krellan wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

Krellan jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Richter comes into view.

Krellan grins mischievously at Richter.


You tell Krellan, "Ok I got it all copied just got to chop all the unnecessary
stuff off."


Dylara's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Krellan says to Richter, "No one can resist."

Krellan tells you, "*cackle* should post it in the forums."

Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard says to a leprechaun, "I suppose now you can
tell him your suggestion."

You tell Krellan, "I will."

A leprechaun romps playfully about the room.

Terentia, Dylara, Eruttu, Richter.

Krellan tells you, "The reign of Lil' Master Tooshpeencher."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "So, what's this about a leprechaun?"

Aral has been slain in the Midnight Coliseum by Drill Sergeant Isuka Feyranti.

Krellan exclaims to Richter, "It's Lil' Master Tooshpeencher!"

Krellan's eyes fill with proud joy as he declaims, "Lil' Master Tooshpeencher:
Krellan has no ball!"


Krellan looks skeptical and says to Richter, "He stole my balls."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "Peench my toosh, and I'll smack ye upside the
head!"

A glint of silver mail heralds the entry of a knight of Faethorn.

Richter drops a wooden ball of earthly travels.
A wooden ball of earthly travels drops to the ground and spins.

A wooden ball of earthly travels bounces back into Richter's hands.

Archon Richter Carthan says, "Those balls."

A leprechaun pinches Richter on his behind, obviously testing for firmness.

A slight jingle of mail is the last sound as the knight walks northwest.

Krellan positions himself in front of a leprechaun, prepared to ward off all
dangers.

A leprechaun snarls viciously.

Hierophant Kalas Dylara Mes'ard says, "Apparently he is not to be denied his
pinching rights."


A leprechaun nods his head sagely.

A leprechaun exclaims, "Krellan! Protect Tooshie from being hurt!"

A leprechaun cracks his whip, scarring Krellan's tender flesh and reminding him
that he sure as hell better get back to work.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Richter sniggers evilly.

Dylara snickers softly to herself.

Krellan becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Krellan reaches over and ruffles a leprechaun's hair fondly.

Krellan says to a leprechaun, "And gimme my balls back!"

A leprechaun exclaims, "No way! Your balls are my balls now!"

A leprechaun strolls off to the northwest.

That is by far the stupidest thing I've ever seen in Lusternia.

The Serens talk about me behind my back....

Krellan says, "It's a banned name." (It was going to be Dopey, hehe)

>_<

but I love my fae! they are always up to no good, especially Tooshpincher and my pooka.

oops, I only did that cause it was just me and Eruttu sitting there. the parentheses part I didn't actually say. That was Eruttu adding in when she posted

We love you that much.

Nope, seeing the second thing quoted in action is.